I took her rambling about the fitness ring to be firstly, an affiliate link to give herself revenue. Secondly, she says she isn't on any birth control so is using it for natural family planning. At least that is the impression I got, as in no nookie when ovulating. I seriously doubt Lydia will ever let anyone knock her up. And Ali should be double wrapping his dong if he does ever sleep with his wife. The
witch is not fit for motherhood of any living creature. She can "wing it" because she is not getting laid on the regular.
Carrie can't impregnate her. LOL
The entire vlog is Lydia bloviating ad nauseum. They're in London, going to Hermés to look for another belt (black and gold this time), no footage of Hermés. Most of the conversation between Carrie and Lydia is about alcohol, getting alcohol, being angry that there is traffic keeping them from alcohol. Carrie had a brow top up. Now Lydia is getting her brows done in November and is thinking about adding permanent eyeliner and lip tint. What could go wrong?? LOL She loses her perfume, moans about it. Moans about traffic. And moans that the return train journey wasn't pleasant.
They weren't able to view the property she click baited about last week. They made an appointment to see it but sounds like they bailed on the appointment and the house sold. She said it's "a learning experience for them as they need to get their something something together better". I took this to mean, she needs to stop dicking around making appointments with agents and then not showing up. The sellers took the offer they had on the table from people that actually showed up and placed a bid.
The garden, yada yada. New lights on patio steps. New entryway for the drive. Old entrance walls will be torn down in favor of oak oak oak. Ali makes a comment sneering about certain people and their tastes in certain new posh neighborhoods, something something. They won't show the new gates because they're too famous and important to show the plebs their gate. Yawn.
Lydia lets the dogs in from the still muddy garden and then she begins to scream. And scream and scream. Ali calmly walks over and gets Porter out of the living room without raising his voice. Immediate cut to later in the evening with Lydia baby talking the dogs. Why this footage is left in makes no sense. The audience is already gunning against her treatment of the animals, yet she gives everyone more fuel.
The bungalow banshee is unleashed at min 44 in the vlog. Kindly lower your volume if you're wearing headphones or risk having blood drip down your necks.
Lydia screaming for 19 interminable seconds:
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Barkeley being terrorized.
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The offending "mess".
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