Its like when your mum makes an account to try and be down with the kids and its cringe inducing.Dear @Oops... My darling, too late. Viggo told me all about it, wasn’t that nice of him? But don’t you worry your pretty little head, I’m off on a adventure with Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. I do believe we are heading out to the Maldives, private Villa on the water. I shall bring my pink crocs with me, I will look boogie rock‘n them while we dine on the shore. I was going to bring my most expensive purses and have Nikolaj take many pictures of me while I twirl around showing them off to everyone that passes by. I just can’t decide on the twillys to bring… on heck I’ll wear one on each ankle, wrist and put my hair in ponytails, won‘t I look divine!? I’m thinking of having a bikini made of them as well.Dearest one, I am so sorry I have been unable to put your mind at rest sooner. It took longer than expected to put out the flames on Mr Law! Anyway - the cost for the weasel-axle flange bracket has been covered by the insurance we took out on the PLT that night we got roaring drunk in front of my drawing room fire…or was it drunk in front of the roaring room fire? Either way, the full cost was covered by Axa Equity and Law ( one of my partner‘s companies) so the Pre-loved is up, running and raring to go. I trust you are now recovered after your horrendous ordeal and the heinous treatment afforded to you by the Pirates. They will get their come-uppance or my name isn‘t Bunny Stoutfroth. We have a new member called Captain TimTam - have you noticed? I might pop over later just to bring the Pre-loved back and to take your much needed advice on the best cabin to book in the blue ridge mountains of Virginia. Did you hear that Havisham and Johnny are coming out too? She just needs to find room for the pulpit I sent her on another thread first. Have a word with Viggo before I get there - the more the merrier. Whatever you do don’t tell @Margo Polo about this…You know what she’s like where Viggo is concerned.
What has happened to her boobs? They looked nice when she got them done but now one of them looks deformed and the gap is awful. I would be so disappointed if it paid thousands for them and a few weeks later they looked like that.
It’s called eat once a day and bulimia nervosa
She looks like a hobbit wearing a giants avatar sunglasses. She must be wasted already. Also, her new boobs look awful!
It’s like she wants to prove to people she lives in the countryside? She is stupid as most parts of England are made up of fields and I live on a new build estate but could walk 3 minutes away and end up next to a field, I just don’t film them as I enjoy the walk but rather lydia enjoy herself she constantly films everything even when she’s not “working”Oh Look another fieldView attachment 1266808
Mr. Millen Gordon spotted at Dublin airport. Travelling to London LTN with Ryan Air.
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The "smizing" .... Tyra Banks would be so proud of you Ali babe 
Little song for Ali, with the kind participation of The Genius :Links to some sites auto removed
There's a couple of sites where links are automatically removed on tattle, explained for each one below. Hidden links - redirection links are removed as it needs to be clear where a user is being sent. Facebook story links - as they doxx the person that shared it. Try to post the photo or...tattle.life
Anybody with me, when watching her latest TikTok is thinking 'Just keep on walking Lidl and don't come back'
I wonder if being with his nieces will make little Aldi re-think his current situation with Her Travesty. I know men don t have to rush to have a family but old lazy bones is no spring chicken. Anyway, he must realise that she wouldn t make a good mother, far too self absorbed and selfish.For the Tattlers who can't be arsed to watch Ali's stories...
"Pouty McPout on a Boys' weekend"
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While Ali's away, Cawwiee cooks for the slothy moo moo... with veggies fromWaitrosethe kitchen garden.
The kitchen garden.
In case you guys confuse the kitchen garden with the office garden or the pantry garden.
Silly moo moo.
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Ooh look who Lyds has followed at IG...
Going after Vic's previous handbag collaboration ... Lyds is out for Vic's blood. Ohh dearrr. Heeheeeee.
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So - Aldi’s back in Eye-land - the excitement! Had I been diligently reading Tattle instead of doing my hoovering, I would have found out in time and ran to Dublin Airport in my flip-flops. Aaaaarrggh! First to have missed them at Carton House and now Aldi has evaded me yet again! Those slippery Millen-Morons... next time, I will nab those pesky floggers with my fishing net. Thank god for the oxygen pellets supplied by @Oops because I am incandescent with fury that I missed Pouty McPout with his bee-stung lips, stunning veneers and Bruno clad bod - yet againDear @Milking Keynes, it‘s very important to us all that you keep very calm in the face of this announcement! If you go into the back of the inside left shelf of the pulpit I sent you on another thread you will find a Flak Jacket. Please take it out of its flimsy wrapper and wear it immediately. This will protect you from any and all fall out. In the right hand pocket of the Flak Jacket you will find oxygen pellets. You must take these every hour on the hour until further notice. Fully clad in your protective and life-saving PPE it is imperative that you to go to the foot of your stairs and begin singing protest songs. This always helps. I can suggest ‘We shall not be moved’, ‘We shall overcome‘ and ‘We’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts…’
I am sure I speak for so many of us when I say you will be in all our waking thoughts today. You can do this! You have the power and the music within you to rise above this tribulation and come out the other side of it an even more fabulous human.
This may yet be your finest hour…
Walk on…walk on…with hope, in your heart…
Could just be a filter or it could be spending a few days away from madam but Ali actually looks like he has life back in him againFor the Tattlers who can't be arsed to watch Ali's stories...
"Pouty McPout on a Boys' weekend"
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While Ali's away, Cawwiee cooks for the slothy moo moo... with veggies fromWaitrosethe kitchen garden.
The kitchen garden.
In case you guys confuse the kitchen garden with the office garden or the pantry garden.
Silly moo moo.
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Ooh look who Lyds has followed at IG...
Going after Vic's previous handbag collaboration ... Lyds is out for Vic's blood. Ohh dearrr. Heeheeeee.
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Dear Margo, I most certainly will be happy to join you. If you are wearing your crocs then I will wear my hippos. If you are wearing your twillies I will wear my t’won’ties and if you are wearing pony tails I will wear my famous grouse tail dreadlocks. Oh how wonderful we will look.Dear @Oops... My darling, too late. Viggo told me all about it, wasn’t that nice of him? But don’t you worry your pretty little head, I’m off on a adventure with Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. I do believe we are heading out to the Maldives, private Villa on the water. I shall bring my pink crocs with me, I will look boogie rock‘n them while we dine on the shore. I was going to bring my most expensive purses and have Nikolaj take many pictures of me while I twirl around showing them off to everyone that passes by. I just can’t decide on the twillys to bring… on heck I’ll wear one on each ankle, wrist and put my hair in ponytails, won‘t I look divine!? I’m thinking of having a bikini made of them as well.
You are most welcome to come and anyone else as well have rented out the villas on the water for a week of fun… I heard you can swim with the turtles. ( not the musical group ).
If you decide to come, please let me know your attire as we could dress as twins!
All my love,
Margo
Maybe she’s opening a B&B?There’s a nice house in Flore, Northampton fits the description given (house in 3 parts’ old, new, home office).
