This made me giggle. One of my sons is called Seb and he’s always covered in muck - he’s 4, thought he might grow out of it
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Who the f*ck "invests" in a toaster?Crying with laughter that she has gone from PR trips with Dior to flogging a bleeping toaster
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Christ.
Because she hasn’t got a clue and didn’t read her brief...She’s more interested in styling the filthy thing up with a Thyme napkin. This is a euphemism for her life...
Dont look close - I won’t pass muster
Here instead - a Thyme green duster...
I've only just noticed...
It's a three slice toaster.
Maybe it's just me, but I find that so incredibly odd. Who toasts three slices of bread at once? It's always two or four, no?
It's a three slice toaster.
Maybe it's just me, but I find that so incredibly odd. Who toasts three slices of bread at once? It's always two or four, no?
Grand Tattle SHOW US YER TOASTER competition...
This is my entry - Crumbs - I hope I win...
(Unserviced Dualit 10/12 years old and erm...clean...)
This is my entry - Crumbs - I hope I win...
(Unserviced Dualit 10/12 years old and erm...clean...)
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Lovely set up. I don't own a toaster.
I couldn't possibly after this photo
Looks amazing, also love the pink dish you have on the left.
I present my very dirty toaster. It cooks eggs and warms meat while it toasts bread.
Isn't it also bad to eat in bed altogether? I remember learning about how the bedroom should be exclusively for sleep and sex and not eating/watching TV, because your brain should associate it with rest and nothing else
Welp, since there's DEFINITELY not any sex happening in that bed, I guess she's decided to switch to eating instead
And yes - got one of the worst possible foods for it
You are all so hilarious! I am laughing out loud!
Wow. I didn't know this was a 'thing'! Amazing
Pleased to present « SEB ». 24/25 years of age, good condition and even likes croissants 
. He lives in the cupboard when not in use!
. He lives in the cupboard when not in use!Attachments
Elise showing us her dirty Dualit toaster whilst wearing her #gifted (begged for) £495 silk robe from Thyme!! Does this actually count as work?? (or as content for that matter?)
I have a Dualit, mine is a 4 slicer, I don't think it's great it doesn't toast evenly ever, but I'm not 'investing' in another until it breaks!
Elsie can only afford to invest in a toaster not a cottage, and if she is advertising for Dualit, surely she could have begged for a new one!
Elsie can only afford to invest in a toaster not a cottage, and if she is advertising for Dualit, surely she could have begged for a new one!
Those marks come off easily with a little bit of “The Pink Stuff” cleaning paste on
a dry cloth. She’s been too busy looking at herself in the viewfinder to practice her serene face to even bother checking that the product looks appealing.
Practice her serene face
PS what is this Pink Stuff? Vaguely aware of it, feel like I must be missing out!
My humble toaster is this one:
It matches my glass kettle:
Neither cost anywhere near £100 but they do exactly what I need them to and I love them
It matches my glass kettle:
Neither cost anywhere near £100 but they do exactly what I need them to and I love them
I have a Dualit toaster and kettle. Toaster is buried deep in the under stairs cupboard as the toast eater in our house prefers to use the grill but I love my toaster as it’s a design classic. I plan to be buried with it….
I love a glass kettle. You can literally watch a pot boil!
I am in total agreement ... they look industrial and are really lovely to look at but they are not the best toasters on the market!!
I have a smeg 2 slot double wide (for toasted sandwiches so the openings are larger) and I can honestly say they are very expensive but so stylish and they toast to "puuuuhfection" .. I am totally "obsessed" .. ..it's "the dreeeeam"
Also being a boujie ass mofo .. I have the juicer and the keetle all to match lol
They usually have it in Aldi but you can get it in most places. It’s the old Stardrops brand which I remember from the 70sPractice her serene face
PS what is this Pink Stuff? Vaguely aware of it, feel like I must be missing out!
. It cleans anything and everything. 
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