Lydia Millen #101 Tit Tassles and Teefer take Ibiza

[Roo89]

I won’t be buying anything that these influencers are trying to flog,there’s a great saying

“people keep buying things they don’t need to impress people they don’t like”

I’d rather have no mortgage payments and retiring early than being at work till in my 60s buying all this crap that even the influencer wouldn’t buy if they wasn’t gifted it.

 

[Muff_Puff]

Well done Muff_Puff, this has to be my favourite! (after the mystery of the pink chair, that was glorious too!)
I often wonder if Lydiot laughs at all the funny comments and pictures of her.
Would she see the funny side, or would her ego not allow it?
I mean, you have to laugh, some of the posts here are just the funniest!
I bet her frenemies enjoy them

Aah yes, the pink chair!

Recap for the Newbies
In the old house, Ali told Lidl the chair wouldn't fit in her beauty room so she would have to store it in the shed.
It made a brief reappearance in the new house when they first moved in but then it mysteriously disappeared... wherever did it go?

 

[Namima]

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So fucking pretentious. Dinner party in their musty greenhouse. NO THANKS!

GTFOH.
So ... the parties ... in the Greedhouse she spoke of ... with her friends ... And we now see her friends are ... Cawwiiee, Bolly and Porter ????????????

Village.
Meet your idiot.

 

[Londondiva]

Sunlit shower wtf

She is cringe as fuck. Always trying to make stuff sound magical.
I was out at my friends 30th yesterday and when it started raining we all went outside and the DJ played Mr. brightside while we all jumped about in the rain. Now that is Bristish magic for people in their early 30s not greenhouse dinner parties. Fucking bore off you old cunts (and I’m a mum of two having fun ) .

 

[georgiecait]

Her doing a wedding inspired party after she's been married a few years is probably the most sad thing she's done so far.

I find those women who revolve their entire life around being a bride way before and after being married is just so off to me. It's sad because she can't think of anything else to do and is clinging onto that time of her life as nothing else will be as good. Shame.

 

[BeccaBanana]

View attachment 707841This comment on today’s Reel cracked me up.

Oh yes.... over embellishing once again. Elizabeth Arden since she was a child.... .Using GHDs since she was 9.. Cartier watches for her 18th.....holiday homes since she was little..... yeah yeah whatever Lydia. Maybe remember all these things you brag about the next time you want to portray the humble 'I was homeless - I envied my wealthy friends - my bedroom was the size of a cardboard box' narrative you like to spew when it suits.

 

[MissMidnight]

Elsie is very excited about this vision board Nicole the Wedding Planner sent through to her.

Am I a terrible person for hoping there’s a torrential downpour on the day of the big garden party?

 

[MissMidnight]

Extremely disappointed to see Sophie Shohet has not only liked Lydia’s Reel, but posted a very approving comment as well.

Another YouTuber I will no longer watch … I just cannot tolerate anyone who supports Lydia.

 

[Uninfluenced observer]

I can’t believe this women posted on Instagram about having a party (for family & friends) and asked food suppliers to contact her - she added she would be paying customer but who on earth does that? Just book someone locally to cater for you?!

 

[freudian slip]

Oh no! I will check . We can't allow Else's extremely rare M-B result to be forgotten!

Edited to add thread #52......she was INFJ

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Found this gem too! View attachment 705991

As an actual, licensed clinical psychologist (well on my way to becoming a specialist at that, and with close to a decade of clinical and research experience) I'd also just like to point out that the whole Myers-Briggs personality test is utter poppycock. There's no real scientific basis for the personality test nor the different personality types, and you're really just as well off reading your horoscope.

 

[Julia123]

I know this was from yesterday but I was away with family. LOVE how Fleur posted what her cake is actually supposed to look like after Lydia tagged her with THIS lump of volcanic rock in a setting of dried out and barren furniture… on an enormous burned piece of parchment paper… looks like the whole setting is going to burst into flames it’s so dry. Lol.

Look how much more appetizing Fleur’s looks!

And it looks like she’s really been dropped by GHD. Several events and products have come and gone without her getting a single PR (nor has she mentioned it). Yay GHD

 

[Muff_Puff]

Ali should grow himself a moustache!

To catch up to Lidl's

 

[BeccaBanana]

Seriously. Karen Millen aka Boohoo is her only major sponsor. How can she call herself a luxury influencer. I for one cannot see this partnership going into next year. Scraping the barrel. Her shelf life is up.

If it wasn't for the Karen Millen deal, you're right, she would literally have NOTHING. In the last 12 months, what has there been? An overpriced Code8 lipstick that was almost an embarrassing afterthought, Lenor fabric softener, Tupperware, Lily and Bean copycat bags and that's about it.

She's come full circle; when influencer's start out they have to buy their own clothes / make up / bags in order to make content and try and get traction. They will window shop, or just try on clothes and jewellery - anything for content. Then when they have an audience they are sent products for free, paid to attend events, paid to show bags etc. Lydia has burned every bridge and now having to purchase and tag brands (in the hope of being noticed again) purchase expensive handbags for clickbait titles, create her own events for content because she's no longer invited ANYWHERE!

Her insta posts are at an all time low because she doesn't have good content or sponsorships and her YT views are plummeting, from an average of 300k views after a few days, to just scraping over 100k, and that's when she can be arsed to put a video out. I wonder how long the 'staff' will last as her earning potential drops.....

 

[Stefano]

21 mins .... can probably bite my tongue for this ...Just for you @Julia123 :

Starts off boring the shit out of me with Rugby ......same clothes as his stupid Gin reel on the gram .... old content as usual

Then goes on about the events company doing a party in the Greedhouse as "Lydia has always wanted a party in there with her friends ... and that will still happen I am sure" ........ hmmmmmmm so Vic and skaterboi are not her friends then based on that comment .. just added extra props for clout on the gram .... you fucked up big time with that comment Aldi! ooopssss

So he begged them for a freebie evidently and the brand took it up the arse as usual with this couple ....well maybe Ali offered #justsaying

Wants us to give him a name for this "zesty/ rustic / garden party" ...Oh here's one ..I DON'T GIVE A FUCK PARTY ...will that work Aldi?

The party with just the 2 of them would not have a "vibe" (so in other words the vlog would be as boring as shit with you 2 alone and have freefall views) so they invited Vic and Alex to get them views up ..you know .. to make some coin! #transparent #pathetic #beggers.

This was just so calculated .. Vic has been doing her garden (nicer than Lydiots) and so they had to flex and invite these 2 particular people that they think would be impressed by it .........so so sad

Please enlighten me to what a "mezzzzzay" platter is? Oh you mean "Mezze" as in the Italian word for half platter ... you total fuckwit!

Tell me how the actual fuck you can get behind that table .. without telling me how to get behind that table????

They have sunshine today but hobbit boy has all the lights on and the fire on ...... good job!!

"Out of 10 how much would you give that set up babes" ...."Hmmmmm CRAMPED"!

Golf ... bored ...zzzzzzzzzzzz ..obligatory RR coverage ... then the sauna and steam room and toilets tour (Well he has spent a few nights in those aye aye nudge nudge wink wink)

His motorised Pensioner scooter is out in full force .....

He got home at 12:30 pm ..... and is too tired even at 6 pm the next day to go down to his home gym???? I mean are you 30 or fucking 130 yrs old ...I am 42 and I can pull myself out of bed and gym it and go to work on 4 hours sleep you lazy sloth! (Just like your wife though so shouldn't blame you .... they say couples start to morph into one another eventually )

Pictures gifted by old Daddy dearest Millen apparently have been "just talked about on Lydias channel" .... mmmmm nope as your lazy arsed wife has not uploaded this week so I am sure that tomorrow we will get to see these fucking Picasso's

"It's actually lovely to have similar art linking our houses" .....are you actually fucking with me??? Why would you want the same art as your in-laws in your house????

What the hell are those painting on the wall?????? Atrocious and I am still hating that abomination of a fridge in the corner .. that office is such a mess!

London trip ......... chance for a #Ad #Beg #freePRtrip slot in the video for a whiskey brand yet again not declared!

Boring AF again ...but I got through it xxx

 

[Polava]

We see you!

 

[Lollylola]

I can’t believe she’s planning an excessive party with five cakes and all the trimmings. She’s a consumption monster. Her party will be all about her and not about her family as she proclaims. Stop consuming shit Lydia! Stop making everyone else feel like they need to follow suit. You are part of the scourge on our planet.

 

[blue_orchid]

Of course, she's planning a party. What other content does she have? Other than slapping By Terry orange slop on her face and opening cheap boxes of Nasty Gal crap, she has nothing. No brand wants her and no other "influencer", other than racist Teefers, wants to be seen with her.

And her claiming to pay it for full is as real as her bolted on cement tits. Bitch, please.

She has no content, no life, no true joy. It's all a charade with her.

The way she is asking for food trucks, musicians, bakers...she must think she lives in a palace. I'm surprised she hasn't asked for court jesters and exotic animals.

What a moronic clown.

 

[Wophie]

The ego on her though to direct vendors to an "opportunities" email like they're APPLYING for her business, or that they'll have to compete against each other.

 

[Stefano]

I am sorry but the Greedhouse Vlog ... how bloody fake, screechy and stupid is Victoria .. that pathetic giggle at Lydia saying she will have a humungous head or "Banana head" as she says ... lol

The posing was mortifying .... can you imagine not being able to enjoy an evening as you have to make coin for the gram???

And a tispy Lydiot mentioning her "friends" who have brought a #free #PR #Gifted bottle of Rose from your guests .. how adorable

So contrived and put on .... at this point I can't stand any of them .. they are all out of the same pot of shit!

 

[shiroyagisan]

Oh shes on the beg again on Stories over the new Range with tan interior. Well you need a dark interior with all your stinky fake tan.

Beg beg beg beg beg

And another

Just f***ing buy it if you want it