Lydia Millen #101 Tit Tassles and Teefer take Ibiza

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Why does she care if it’s “roomy on the waist” if she is just hanging around her house? Lydia has massive insecurity’s and it’s really sad. If she needs to feel “polished” sitting round the house she needs professional help as her life coach isn’t fixing Lydias issues.

Lydia also thinks 1 courgette, 2 rotting cauliflowers 🤢, 3 shop bought carrots (random, if a bed full of carrots were planted at the same time where are the rest?) and a suspicious looking broccoli isn’t bad. No Lydia is terrible, you have spent thousands and have nothing to show.
Yep, cheaper to get the train and go to some smart food shop in London for such little produce, she could have actually done her veggie shopping in Paris every week for years!

Who is Clare? scuse me ignorance
Lidl’s best old bestie who is know her best enemy. Claire chanelle, I am chouquette, puff pastry . Another spendaholic,but bigger and better spending. Not just one of everything but at least 10!
 
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Yep, cheaper to get the train and go to some smart food shop in London for such little produce, she could have actually done her veggie shopping in Paris every week for years!


Lidl’s best old bestie who is know her best enemy. Claire chanelle, I am chouquette, puff pastry . Another spendaholic,but bigger and better spending. Not just one of everything but at least 10!
thanks 👍😀
 
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Better hide that seam with a bread board or big bottle of olive oil!
I'd be really upset if that happened to my new kitchen. Those details matter!

Exactly, it is clear the kitchen was made 'bespoke' for her, and that is just shoddy and looks bad in my opinion. I am very lucky to have a beautiful Kitchen - i did wait 15 years for it though, mine is modern and I have quartz worktops and backsplashes in a marble style, and it is all matching, pattern wise and no seams, you can have huge pieces cut without seams for worktops and islands. She's been mugged off for sure, as she's obviously paid a lot for her kitchen. However naturally Lidl is of course jealous!
 
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😂🤣😂🤣😂🥲😂🤣 I never get tired of that photo 😆🤣😂🤣😂🤣. Happy days.
That will be the cover of the lidl tattle thread coffee table book, full of flawless bespoke pics of the queen of ibeefa and tits!

Exactly, it is clear the kitchen was made 'bespoke' for her, and that is just shoddy and looks bad in my opinion. I am very lucky to have a beautiful Kitchen - i did wait 15 years for it though, mine is modern and I have quartz worktops and backsplashes in a marble style, and it is all matching, pattern wise and no seams, you can have huge pieces cut without seams for worktops and islands. She's been mugged off for sure, as she's obviously paid a lot for her kitchen. However naturally Lidl is of course jealous!
Was the marble imported from Tuscany, could it have been Tuscan marble and she was scammed because really from china !! Watch it lidl those Tuscan pots might be miss matched too and what will you do!!
 
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I can’t believe this women posted on Instagram about having a party (for family & friends) and asked food suppliers to contact her - she added she would be paying customer but who on earth does that? Just book someone locally to cater for you?!
It’s a traaaaap don’t fall for it. I bet you she tried and no one is answering her.

haha I was wondering that myself! As someone who has publicly professed hope for Lydia, even “I” was surprised someone picked that one 😂
I couldn’t vote. I felt like they were all too nice for her. So non apply 😳
 
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Ali should grow himself a moustache!
Except that it will give him a porn-star vibe....

70's porn star look 😂 Any fashion other than what he is doing now, will be an improvement ...
Whoops, another "great minds think alike" moment!

*Curtain tie backs with tassels available from Dunelm 😂
OMG!! 😂

I believe josie has a pond? So Lydia wants one and a seating area in the middle of it like the picture. She’s nuts.
And Josie’s pond has been all but abandoned at this point.

I can’t believe this women posted on Instagram about having a party (for family & friends) and asked food suppliers to contact her - she added she would be paying customer but who on earth does that? Just book someone locally to cater for you?!
It might involve more than one phone call. Lydia is too lazy for that.

Okay I couldn’t finish the Flog; it‘s just a total borefest and Lidl comes across as completely manic and OTT around Chaz and Bumblr. A group of shrieking attention seeking people I would hate to sit next to in a restaurant!

Also, I feel like I’ve just seen far too much of the bolt on cement tits.

And look at the sunburn! They really will regret it when they’re older ……
By "they" do you mean Lydia and Ali, or the tits themselves? 😉
 
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Of course, she's planning a party. What other content does she have? Other than slapping By Terry orange slop on her face and opening cheap boxes of Nasty Gal crap, she has nothing. No brand wants her and no other "influencer", other than racist Teefers, wants to be seen with her.

And her claiming to pay it for full is as real as her bolted on cement tits. witch, please. :rolleyes:

She has no content, no life, no true joy. It's all a charade with her.

The way she is asking for food trucks, musicians, bakers...she must think she lives in a palace. I'm surprised she hasn't asked for court jesters and exotic animals.

What a moronic clown. 🤡
 
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So who will be the ‘lucky’ ‘friends’ who will get an invitation to the MillenGordon BBQ Ball??? …
Oh, to be a fly on the wall...

Because of 1- The fact that you would still be very hungry and have to stop at McDonald’s.
2- Serious food poisoning.
3- You wouldn’t have to put up with lidl, banging on about what a fab cook she is.
What would get me would be listening to her braying laughter all the time.

Oh man, I wish I knew how to photoshop! All that’s missing in Lydiot’s photo is either a tampon string or a toilet chain dangling from that mahoosive vajayjay.
Oh, someone PLEASE do this!

Why can’t she just wear leggings and a t shirt for gardening and not some granny tracksuit that probably costs a thousand pounds( for those that have to pay!). Get brocoli juice on that and bye bye!
Or mud...but wait, Lydia never gets down on her knees in the garden, so not a worry for her!
 
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Her asking companies to email her at her "opportunities" email address is how she'll claim that they reached out to her, not the other way around so clearly, they wanted the exposure thus she shouldn't have to pay.

The actual arrogance of this. Plus, the way her sneaky, greedy pea brain works, she'll say others are offering things at a cheaper rate so as to force the costs down.

I truly hope some companies will claim to do it for free, then just never show up and she's left in the lurch. She'll be humiliated.

Sorry, but this money hungry cow needs a lesson. A harsh lesson where she is embarrassed in front of numerous people and the facade of her "luxe" life is ripped off.

People are still dying by the thousands, losing jobs and trying not to get evicted from their homes and this twit wants to throw a luxe party expecting businesses to give this all to her for free.

Sadly, she doesn't realize that being promoted by her is not a good thing anymore. The brands that formerly worked with her have cut her ass out completely.

I hope no company will reach out to her or if they do, it turns out as badly as her Lauren Caisley Bunga
 
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I know this was from yesterday but I was away with family. LOVE how Fleur posted what her cake is actually supposed to look like after Lydia tagged her with THIS lump of volcanic rock in a setting of dried out and barren furniture… on an enormous burned piece of parchment paper… looks like the whole setting is going to burst into flames it’s so dry. Lol.

Look how much more appetizing Fleur’s looks!

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And it looks like she’s really been dropped by GHD. Several events and products have come and gone without her getting a single PR (nor has she mentioned it). Yay GHD 💫🍌
 

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I know this was from yesterday but I was away with family. LOVE how Fleur posted what her cake is actually supposed to look like after Lydia tagged her with THIS lump of volcanic rock in a setting of dried out and barren furniture… on an enormous burned piece of parchment paper… looks like the whole setting is going to burst into flames it’s so dry. Lol.

Look how much more appetizing Fleur’s looks!

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And it looks like she’s really been dropped by GHD. Several events and products have come and gone without her getting a single PR (nor has she mentioned it). Yay GHD 💫🍌
I wonder what happened to that fancy $2000 mixer she was so proud of. She had it displayed and she was “supposedly” using it to cook all her meals.
She’s definitely been dropped by GHD. I don’t know if you saw the Vlog where they asked her what she used to curl her hair. She tried her best not to say the name. She said she just found it in one of her drawers. Than she went on to say that she wants to buy a new one (better) where she can control the temperature. Shes so unprofessional. Even if they dropped you don’t burn bridges with them. Always leave the door open maybe there is a chance they’ll come back and hire you. But Every time she doesn’t get her way or someone doesn’t hire her/give her free tit she attacks them smh
 
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Probably @Miscanthus. I said Cabbage Worms. (Hi, Lydiot!)

I'm so amused at how Lydiot needs to eye-duck herself whilst swaying back and forth for a selfie –– above a kitchen garden caption. Because obviously, her filtered pillow face is relevant at that precise moment.

The validation-seeking is next level with this one.

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"I'm forever jealous..." – Occasionally Lydiot tells the truth.
"male" – Lazy Lydiot still can't spell.
"feel like me" – Polished? Lol

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That outfit is so wrong to wear while gardening. Obviously no one gardens while wearing white. The sleeves would be in the way and the knit would snag on the plants and raised beds. But most importantly you would pass out from heat stroke wearing knit wear to garden. The trousers are ugly and do not hang in a flattering manner. BTW did anyone catch Lydiot saying how the trousers are TOO loose in the waist?
 
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That outfit is so wrong to wear while gardening. Obviously no one gardens while wearing white. The sleeves would be in the way and the knit would snag on the plants and raised beds. But most importantly you would pass out from heat stroke wearing knit wear to garden. The trousers are ugly and do not hang in a flattering manner. BTW did anyone catch Lydiot saying how the trousers are TOO loose in the waist?
When I read the waist comment I just thought it’s such a weird, CONSTANT flex of hers that literally impresses no one 🙄
 
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