Who is Clare? scuse me ignoranceThat would bug me. I would have made them fix the marble.
Who is Clare? scuse me ignoranceThat would bug me. I would have made them fix the marble.
Yep, cheaper to get the train and go to some smart food shop in London for such little produce, she could have actually done her veggie shopping in Paris every week for years!Why does she care if it’s “roomy on the waist” if she is just hanging around her house? Lydia has massive insecurity’s and it’s really sad. If she needs to feel “polished” sitting round the house she needs professional help as her life coach isn’t fixing Lydias issues.
Lydia also thinks 1 courgette, 2 rotting cauliflowers , 3 shop bought carrots (random, if a bed full of carrots were planted at the same time where are the rest?) and a suspicious looking broccoli isn’t bad. No Lydia is terrible, you have spent thousands and have nothing to show.
Lidl’s best old bestie who is know her best enemy. Claire chanelle, I am chouquette, puff pastry . Another spendaholic,but bigger and better spending. Not just one of everything but at least 10!Who is Clare? scuse me ignorance
thanksYep, cheaper to get the train and go to some smart food shop in London for such little produce, she could have actually done her veggie shopping in Paris every week for years!
Lidl’s best old bestie who is know her best enemy. Claire chanelle, I am chouquette, puff pastry . Another spendaholic,but bigger and better spending. Not just one of everything but at least 10!
🥲 I never get tired of that photo . Happy days.Nothing screams more "i worked in the kitchen gArDeN (aka coffins)" than white clothes with no stains on it.
I thought for a moment it was Lydia, with the hair and head.
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Better hide that seam with a bread board or big bottle of olive oil!
I'd be really upset if that happened to my new kitchen. Those details matter!
That will be the cover of the lidl tattle thread coffee table book, full of flawless bespoke pics of the queen of ibeefa and tits!🥲 I never get tired of that photo . Happy days.
Was the marble imported from Tuscany, could it have been Tuscan marble and she was scammed because really from china !! Watch it lidl those Tuscan pots might be miss matched too and what will you do!!Exactly, it is clear the kitchen was made 'bespoke' for her, and that is just shoddy and looks bad in my opinion. I am very lucky to have a beautiful Kitchen - i did wait 15 years for it though, mine is modern and I have quartz worktops and backsplashes in a marble style, and it is all matching, pattern wise and no seams, you can have huge pieces cut without seams for worktops and islands. She's been mugged off for sure, as she's obviously paid a lot for her kitchen. However naturally Lidl is of course jealous!
haha I was wondering that myself! As someone who has publicly professed hope for Lydia, even “I” was surprised someone picked that oneOk, fess up! Who voted that Lidl will become relatable?!?!
It’s a traaaaap don’t fall for it. I bet you she tried and no one is answering her.I can’t believe this women posted on Instagram about having a party (for family & friends) and asked food suppliers to contact her - she added she would be paying customer but who on earth does that? Just book someone locally to cater for you?!
I couldn’t vote. I felt like they were all too nice for her. So non applyhaha I was wondering that myself! As someone who has publicly professed hope for Lydia, even “I” was surprised someone picked that one
This has finished me off. Someone quickly get the bespoke casket ready.
That's why we love her!@Gemma_NYC you are a naughty person!
Except that it will give him a porn-star vibe....Ali should grow himself a moustache!
Whoops, another "great minds think alike" moment!70's porn star look Any fashion other than what he is doing now, will be an improvement ...
OMG!!*Curtain tie backs with tassels available from Dunelm
And Josie’s pond has been all but abandoned at this point.I believe josie has a pond? So Lydia wants one and a seating area in the middle of it like the picture. She’s nuts.
It might involve more than one phone call. Lydia is too lazy for that.I can’t believe this women posted on Instagram about having a party (for family & friends) and asked food suppliers to contact her - she added she would be paying customer but who on earth does that? Just book someone locally to cater for you?!
By "they" do you mean Lydia and Ali, or the tits themselves?Okay I couldn’t finish the Flog; it‘s just a total borefest and Lidl comes across as completely manic and OTT around Chaz and Bumblr. A group of shrieking attention seeking people I would hate to sit next to in a restaurant!
Also, I feel like I’ve just seen far too much of the bolt on cement tits.
And look at the sunburn! They really will regret it when they’re older ……
Oh, to be a fly on the wall...So who will be the ‘lucky’ ‘friends’ who will get an invitation to the MillenGordon BBQ Ball??? …
What would get me would be listening to her braying laughter all the time.Because of 1- The fact that you would still be very hungry and have to stop at McDonald’s.
2- Serious food poisoning.
3- You wouldn’t have to put up with lidl, banging on about what a fab cook she is.
Oh, someone PLEASE do this!Oh man, I wish I knew how to photoshop! All that’s missing in Lydiot’s photo is either a tampon string or a toilet chain dangling from that mahoosive vajayjay.
Or mud...but wait, Lydia never gets down on her knees in the garden, so not a worry for her!Why can’t she just wear leggings and a t shirt for gardening and not some granny tracksuit that probably costs a thousand pounds( for those that have to pay!). Get brocoli juice on that and bye bye!
I wonder what happened to that fancy $2000 mixer she was so proud of. She had it displayed and she was “supposedly” using it to cook all her meals.I know this was from yesterday but I was away with family. LOVE how Fleur posted what her cake is actually supposed to look like after Lydia tagged her with THIS lump of volcanic rock in a setting of dried out and barren furniture… on an enormous burned piece of parchment paper… looks like the whole setting is going to burst into flames it’s so dry. Lol.
Look how much more appetizing Fleur’s looks!
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And it looks like she’s really been dropped by GHD. Several events and products have come and gone without her getting a single PR (nor has she mentioned it). Yay GHD
That outfit is so wrong to wear while gardening. Obviously no one gardens while wearing white. The sleeves would be in the way and the knit would snag on the plants and raised beds. But most importantly you would pass out from heat stroke wearing knit wear to garden. The trousers are ugly and do not hang in a flattering manner. BTW did anyone catch Lydiot saying how the trousers are TOO loose in the waist?Probably @Miscanthus. I said Cabbage Worms. (Hi, Lydiot!)
I'm so amused at how Lydiot needs to eye-duck herself whilst swaying back and forth for a selfie –– above a kitchen garden caption. Because obviously, her filtered pillow face is relevant at that precise moment.
The validation-seeking is next level with this one.
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"I'm forever jealous..." – Occasionally Lydiot tells the truth.
"male" – Lazy Lydiot still can't spell.
"feel like me" – Polished? Lol
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When I read the waist comment I just thought it’s such a weird, CONSTANT flex of hers that literally impresses no oneThat outfit is so wrong to wear while gardening. Obviously no one gardens while wearing white. The sleeves would be in the way and the knit would snag on the plants and raised beds. But most importantly you would pass out from heat stroke wearing knit wear to garden. The trousers are ugly and do not hang in a flattering manner. BTW did anyone catch Lydiot saying how the trousers are TOO loose in the waist?
You know she read about slugs and white butterflies on here. Hi Lydia!I think she can’t be bothered to google and ring around so because Zoe’s done it she thinks it’s okay for her to do.
Shes picked them rotten cauliflowers . Is she that desperate to pretend she’s growing veg.
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