Lydia Millen #101 Tit Tassles and Teefer take Ibiza

[freudian slip]

Oh no! I will check . We can't allow Else's extremely rare M-B result to be forgotten!

Edited to add thread #52......she was INFJ

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As an actual, licensed clinical psychologist (well on my way to becoming a specialist at that, and with close to a decade of clinical and research experience) I'd also just like to point out that the whole Myers-Briggs personality test is utter poppycock. There's no real scientific basis for the personality test nor the different personality types, and you're really just as well off reading your horoscope.

 

[Allexie01]

But WHY two watches? For either of them. What am I missing?

Ermmm....cough...cough...actually I wear two 'watches' all the time! I wear a Rolex that was a 21st birthday present, (a family tradition), and a cheapo Huaweil fitness tracker. The Rolex has been traded up several times since my 21st but still has lots of family/sentimental meaning and the Huawei counts my steps, pings me to move more and reminds me discretely when to take my meds. I'm not in the least bothered if anyone finds it odd....it works for me so pfffft!!!!!

 

[BeccaBanana]

My niece was telling me about an AMG Mercedes C63 that she talked about in one of her VLogs. I don’t remember seeing anything about that. Anyone know what’s the deal is with that???

Before she got the RR Sport, she had a Mercedes C class coupe (it wasn't the C63 though, Lydia wishes it was, she would have got far more attention in that than in the Aston Martin) - she filmed herself collecting it about 2 weeks before Ali got the Aston and then we never saw it again. Then all of a sudden she got the RR sport. People asked what happened to the Mercedes and she told this strange convoluted story about how she got the Mercedes because a family member worked for that branch but now he'd left, they had to give the car back - just really brushed over it. Again, they don't buy their cars, they lease or get heavily discounted. The only reason she got the Merc was because it was a freebie through family. She's a Cheap Ass beggar.

 

[Louise84]

She’s shooting again for Karen Millen today - I wonder what poor quality polyester dross they’ve come up with this time!

Did I understand correctly that she is getting married again?

 

[CarrotSunshine]

Haha I love it. I'm a Leo, Summer baby and I LOVE THE SUN. However this year has taken the absolute piss and I cba with it anymore. Love the sunny, crispy days too

I'm a Leo and, as you can see, can't stand it I'm just too hot and need my cool to keep it in check. And I live with a Sagittarius and Aries, so we definitely have too much heat in one space

 

[bubble_T]

It's obviously not a vow renewal but she will use this party as an excuse to basically redo her wedding, its so obvious that she regrets 90% of her wedding choices and desperately wants to do it again, hence why shes been sharing wedding content recently.

Why does she need constant distractions?

 

[CBo]

It's obviously not a vow renewal but she will use this party as an excuse to basically redo her wedding, its so obvious that she regrets 90% of her wedding choices and desperately wants to do it again, hence why shes been sharing wedding content recently.

Why does she need constant distractions?

I think Josie is planned her wedding. Remember what happened when ITF got married?

 

[becky bloomwood]

Is "why two watches?!" our new "and what is her height?!" Well I think it's because she's like a magpie and dragging everything shiny in her nest. Since her hair looks like a nest and she's not very bright, she's getting confused and dragging everything on herself instead. But also she can't read the time, so she needs electronic watches to show her numbers!

Simples, Spain time and Uk time, she’ll go back yo one watch when she’s recovered the lost hour.

 

[Jessie98]

Lydia is one of these people that will never ever be happy and always want more. Hence the wedding etc. Always wants to be center of attention (think is stems from not having daddies full attention as a child). She has gone as far as she can go with the house for now so it is on to the next thing. Ali is in for a tough life with her but as long as the money is coming in he seems to be doing everything to keep her happy. I am no relationship expert but there doesn't seem to be any chemistry at all there

 

[BeccaBanana]

I think Josie is planned her wedding. Remember what happened when ITF got married?

Exactly! She's been on holiday with Josie and no doubt talking wedding planning, so instead of being quietly supportive or offering to help behind the scenes (like an actual friend would), she wants to make sure HER wedding is mentioned again, SHE got married first, HER wedding lead the way, attention on ME ME ME everyone!!!

When Frow got married and Lydia got her wedding dress out and starting posting pictures, that was cringingly bad. Now Josie has mentioned that they may start wedding planning, Lydia needs to mark her territory and will probably start posting HER wedding pics. She's like one of those people that can't be happy for anyone else or bare for someone else to have the attention on them. Imagine a group of them and someone buys a new car, Lydia would be saying 'oh how lovely, I have a RR AND and Aston'. A friend buys their first designer bag and Lydia would go 'Oh when I bought my HERMMESSSS'. She's just so predictable

 

[Namima]

MY dinner party, MY greenhouse, MY husband

The lack of punctuation is torturous.

"DINNER" party hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
A cheese platter, fruit platter and some cheap ass vinegar Whispoering Angel does not constitute dinner.

Lyds needs a bloody award for being the Queen of Embellishing.

 

[bubble_T]

FFS grow up! Youre not 5 and having fears is not a personality trait

 

[Lola Faith]

Oh a KM shoot - well that's her Autumn work done already, i except if Cawweee is on hols this week (unpaid no doubt) nothing is going to be done at all, but a big begging list for next week will be produced by her labiaship!

As I have said before, when she goes out or on holiday she wears her Cartier watch, but in vlogs and grid posts she wears the Apple one, i'm sure she is contracted to Nucleous to wear it. She had the silver one which she has given Cawwee as she was seen wearing it in a vlog, and now has the rose gold!

 

[Namima]

You know what I find strange ?

Lydia is always banging on about her step mum and how smart she is, the best cook, taking her to Dr Harb blah blah blah. She's spoken about her brother, the developer. And we have seen and heard of Daddy Millen. But we have hardly ever heard about her half sister. The one who stole daddy's attention. Lyds' has once spoken of picking her up from school and nothing else thereafter.
Her sister must be hitting 16 or 17 years old by now ... perfect age for Lyds to meet up with her for lunch / coffee / shopping / spa day etc etc.

However, it's just *crickets*

I smell jealousy.

 

[MissMidnight]

Oh a KM shoot - well that's her Autumn work done already, i except if Cawweee is on hols this week (unpaid no doubt) nothing is going to be done at all, but a big begging list for next week will be produced by her labiaship!

Carrie is at the shoot with Elsie … you can hear her yelling out “Millen” in the Story with the caption about her fear of spiders and deep water.

So I’m guessing the reason she didn’t upload a vlog last night was purely because she had absolutely no content, which isn’t all that surprising given how many brands have stopped working with her since BananaGate.

 

[CarrotSunshine]

FFS grow up! Youre not 5 and having fears is not a personality trait

Eeeeerm....it's some river, right? What deep water? Like it's not Amazon or Lena or some actually huge rivers or Baikal Lake, that is more like a fresh sea. She's so overly dramatic all the time. The reason she's afraid of water is because it will wash away all of her fake tan, 361937383 layers of make up and will "damage" her scalp

 

[Wophie]

FFS grow up! Youre not 5 and having fears is not a personality trait

Those guys are just thinking that their biggest fear is being stuck on a boat with the likes of her. Go on boys, you can always get changed and dry off. Tip her in

 

[Macson22]

I think the wedding comment is because she has found a company to give her free friends and family party and it will be white themed and cos it’s all friends family and white she made the comment about basically Planning her wedding again. As for the autumn comment the quicker she get unboxing then the quicker she has content for videos as she has nothing going on now. And the two watches apple is contracted and she has to wear it and she Needed the swipe up and link to watch videos for numbers and revenue. But Apple Watch is so common she needs to wear the Cartier to show her wealth. no video again shows her laziness and how she really doesn’t care about her followers

 

[fedup90210]

The run down from @AmaliaLana on the #100 thread: (Don't know how to Quote from a locked thread sorry)

• - Lydia told us proudly with her chest, that she is in Ibiza, one could say, she made a 360°.
• - We're still hoping for #teamChali, so far it looks promising.
• - Lydia and Josie show off their fake friendship.
• - All four posting more selfies than in the whole of 2020 + 2021.
• - They are on Schrödingers vacation, they paid and paid not, we will only know if the ASA opens the box.

- Lydia's hair still a mess
- Ali is still wearing short pants

So basically, Lyd and Ali have been and back to Ibeefa, Lydia is so shocking at her job she misses multiple uploads, yesterday she had an orange themed Greenhouse "dinner" party with Frow et al. and is simultaneously begging for food trucks and free alcohol so she can throw a party at the Bunga - email [email protected]. The hubris!

We missed ya, babe! @fedup90210

Awww, you're so sweet to me!! I totally forgot about the thread rundowns! Doh. I could have done some more research...
Oh dear me...let the show continue! **waits with popcorn**

The seasons mean something entirely different to vloggers. As you know, Josie starts wearing summer dreses at Easter so expect to see her merching an extensive collection of coats very shortly.
Elsie, on the other hand, is always way behind and is showing us how to keep white dresses going through winter with black tights and boots! No doubt there will be plenty more meals in the Greedhouse while there is snow on the ground.


Welcome back! So pleased the exams went well.
No party #Downtonbury but Elsie (new nickname) and Grossie kept us entertained with their Ibeefa activities and we had/have a couple of polls
It's quite clear that Elsie can't swim and that her new wig wouldn't allow it if she could. For some reason, after months of lockdown hair scraped back in a messy bun, she was unable to do that in Ibeefa.
Elsie has more #gifted holidays planned and we are voting on what she does next!

Oh my gosh guys!! I wasn't away that long was I? You went and gave her a new nickname!? Elsie...I like it - just another typo from the hubs I presume? Love it!

Ok, we need to start planning a party for #111 then. In New Zealand that's the number for the emergency services. Fitting?? I think so...

P.S. how's the recovery going Miscanthus?

 

[AmaliaLana]

duck Summer! Maybe it's my slavic roots, but me and heat are not going well. Give me all the snow or at least +15, autumn leaves and crisp weather But duck Lyds as well, I won't be sharing my favorite time of a year with her

I can't survive under 24° C. Hate wet and cold, windy. I can accept cold and snow, because the air is dry, and the snow reflects the light and everything is brighter, and it dampens all the sounds. But we have basically (this year) 365 days of autumn, and I hate it so much.