Lydia Millen #101 Tit Tassles and Teefer take Ibiza

After 100 threads vote for what you think Lydia will do next...

  • Go into partnership with Josie and Chas to buy a run down finca in Ibiza.

  • Turn The Bunga into a smallholding supplying Daylesford farm shop.

  • Build a swimming pool and learn to swim.

  • Have a baby.....

  • Move to a house in the Cotswolds and merch the redecorating

  • Divorce so Ali can be with the love of his life Charlie

  • Give up their lifestyle and get real jobs

  • Launch a new shampoo brand for dry, frazzled hair and scalp

  • Remove bolt ons, cut hair and become relatable

  • Join Soho Farmhouse financed by fabric conditioner and room spray


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Thanks to our @Wophie for the alliterative thread title which received 79 votes!

Two narcissistic, chavtastic couples, TT & T and Ali & Chas, dominated our celebratory thread #100 with their #gifted holiday in Ibeefa.
We had public displays of affection, public displays of affectation and displays of pubic affection.
We had bad manners, bad attitudes and bad stomachs; we had preening, posing and posturing; fake tans, fake accents and fake boobs; begging, boozing and braying; tight bikinis, tight shorts and tight wallets.

Enough!

Thankfully we can now relax as Grossie Josie and Mansplainer slink back to their own Cotswold Area of Outstanding Beauty thread, having produced three YT Videos already.

Meanwhile our Slothy Sloth and her sad, Char-besotted, nipple-hardened hubby Ali have returned to The Bunga, Northamptonshire to contemplate their marrows and push out one Function of Beauty #spon video, imaginatively called "Where I've been".

Let's raise a plastic glass of Möet (with a T) and ice cubes to this amazing thread and wonderful community we have built! Cheers! Here's to another 100 threads.

Let's party! Anybody know any catering vans? 😁
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Just to add on to my last post, Zoe put something like what lydias put out so looks like Lydia has copied her.
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I can understand why Zoe did this as she is time limited to when she has her baby, Lydia doesn’t need to rush a party and should of booked in advance or wait like everybody else.
 
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Did any catch the bit in the vlog where Lydia talks about getting a pond. She wants something in her garden like the picture below 😂😂😂 honestly don’t know where she thinks she lives.
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Just wading my way through the seemingly endless Ibeefah flog and wondering why on earth any haircare company would want to work with Lydia. Leaving aside the bullying of her hairdresser, the condition of her hair just looks absolutely horrific - it looks so dry and crispy and in desperate need of a good conditioning treatment. Whatever one thinks of Lidl, her hair is just not a good advert for hair products, in fact seeing the condition of her hair would make me avoid Function of Beauty like the plague!!
 
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Just watching the latest flog. Her screeching (I refuse to call it singing) of Happy Birthday is horrendous. Actual GBH on the ears. The attention seeking and fawning over Charlie is disgusting.
 
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Ali should grow himself a moustache!
70's porn star look 😂 Any fashion other than what he is doing now, will be an improvement ...

Josie seems to be taking waaaaay too long to come through with Lyds and Ali's SoHo House recommendation ... 🤭
 
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Did any catch the bit in the vlog where Lydia talks about getting a pond. She wants something in her garden like the picture below 😂😂😂 honestly don’t know where she thinks she lives.
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What, she wants a pond?!?! I didn't find it in me yesterday to watch it after 15 minutes and clicked on 1500 people signing "I want it that way" in a pub instead - enjoyed it greatly🤣🥂🎉

Anyway, can she do it as an extension of her "terrace" and for the pond to be under her bedroom window attracting all the mosquitoes in the area?! Pleaaaaaaase, it will make me so petty happy😊🤗
 
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Just scanning the Dailymail whilst working and low and behold ....I come across the dreaded Friars sisters with their horsetooth mother enjoying Greece but they were in Spain not so long ago and what did I see???

Well I will tell you .... a video of Billie Friars daughter with one of the beach sellers that we all see every year in the med .. and what did they buy her??

A fake pink Dior tote bag .. and this guy had loooooads of them in all different colours and designs ....now that explains where Horsetoof bumbler got hers from.

It just reassured me that their whole lives are smoke and mirrors plagued with fake goods bought online or off some Spanish or Greek beach.

Same with all the reality TV whores who regularly go to Dubai or Ibeeehaaa and then parade the latest Gucci/LV/Dior for the paps in the UK when they return.

Pathetic is the word du jour (n)(n)(n)(n):ROFLMAO::poop:
 
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Ali should borrow her Tit Tassels and cover those bad boys up before he pokes someone's eye out!

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*Curtain tie backs with tassels available from Dunelm 😂

 
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What, she wants a pond?!?! I didn't find it in me yesterday to watch it after 15 minutes and clicked on 1500 people signing "I want it that way" in a pub instead - enjoyed it greatly🤣🥂🎉

Anyway, can she do it as an extension of her "terrace" and for the pond to be under her bedroom window attracting all the mosquitoes in the area?! Pleaaaaaaase, it will make me so petty happy😊🤗
I believe josie has a pond? So Lydia wants one and a seating area in the middle of it like the picture. She’s nuts.
 
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Has Aldi been taken over by aliens? That expression, (or lack of), and those facial features just do not look human!!
 
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If serial killer was a person. Ol Char Char still pining for Ali🥴 Lydiot if you payed this much attention to Ali you guys may have a speck of chemistry🤷‍♀️
 
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I can’t believe this women posted on Instagram about having a party (for family & friends) and asked food suppliers to contact her - she added she would be paying customer but who on earth does that? Just book someone locally to cater for you?!
 
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Okay I couldn’t finish the Flog; it‘s just a total borefest and Lidl comes across as completely manic and OTT around Chaz and Bumblr. A group of shrieking attention seeking people I would hate to sit next to in a restaurant!

Also, I feel like I’ve just seen far too much of the bolt on cement tits.

And look at the sunburn! They really will regret it when they’re older ……
 

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