Lucy Mountain

[Imah]

Anyone reckon she’s had Botox? That forehead ain’t moving

 

[emily287]

I still wanna know why her and Dan broke up like 5 minutes after their big *+*+bed sharer*+*+ announcement and starting nobs together. Although I’ve v briefly listened to her podcast and I don’t think she’s that mature when it comes to relationships imo

On this, I think it’s interesting that aside from Dan, she clearly can’t hold down a relationship. Of course I don’t know the ins and outs, but it speaks volumes that a woman who is conventionally attractive, slim, intelligent etc can’t seem to find a partner. I think she’s emotionally immature (shown by her throwing her toys out the pram in regards to the Facebook group) as well as (I would imagine) impossible to please which would be why all her relationships don’t work out.

 

[crugiltong]

I bought her first fitness guide on the Aflete app and I enjoyed it, it wasn't anything revolutionary but it was a solid programme. To be honest I just want workouts and not the recipes/daily affirmation etc, so the nobs guide isn't worth it for me. It's more expensive than Shreddy which is interesting, but Lucy does have actual qualifications unlike Grace.

 

[hellogrrrl]

Anyone else feel like Lucy's ads for companies aren't very good...she always seems like she's taking the piss out of them or something? Her latest one for Misfits...she's literally chucking a load of their new protein bars onto the floor?!?!

Also I've noticed recently she's barely sharing any content that isn't advertising. Presumably she makes enough from the (distinctly average) nobs app not to bother?

 

[Westcoasthippydreamgirl]

I already said this earlier on but I seriously think some of the posts were just attention seeking (this isn't RE: to mental health problems or dangerous living conditions btw!!). I recall one person in particular who'd post about their bizzare issues like thrice a day to the point where it's like seriously? You again? What is it that you want? Puppy pics or a coconut kinder bueno cake ad off aldi?
I do get it though, I know exactly what it's like when you have no one else to talk to, but especially if you're from a relatively small place and you're out there describing things about your private life so in depth... It's just unsafe and not anonymous, I mean, the world is small. Perhaps it's for the best it got shut down. Although it'd make a ton more sense to delete the group altogether but that'd be bad for business I guess

Shutting down the group would mean removing each member individually. It will take days if not weeks. Don't think she wants to do that much hard work and clearly won't pay people to do it either.

 

[thepantsqueen]

Another day she's promoting a white woman business.

 

[crugiltong]

I find her so annoying! Taking the piss out of being *EdGeY* when also trying to be really *EdGeY* humble bragging about everything, everything is always 'Naunced'. She's just uploaded a story saying she's going for her run so no doubt this will becone her personality for a while like it did when she started cycling. Do people realise that you can go for a run/ go for a cycle without informing the whole world like she's the first person to do it

It’s the taking a bottle of water and a run vest for a mile run for me loool

 

[Apples87]

I know exactly which one you mean

I don’t! Give me some hints.

 

[Tilly87]

I think they try a bit too hard to be ironic and definitely think they’re hilarious.

That's what I thought, it's too try hard.

 

[crugiltong]

Sorry I clearly have a lot of feelings lol. But also, her saying she 'adopted' Stan when she actually bought him off someone ?! As if there are loads of well behaved purebred cats lying around in London waiting to be adopted.

 

[anom1289]

It’s nobs guide.

My dumb ass thought you meant there was a fitness app called current lol

 

[hellogrrrl]

Nobs is kind of a weird name for the app as well, can’t remember what it stands for- no bs? I’d prefer to join something cooler sounding like Lucyspace (not that but you know what I mean)

So it originates from "No Bullshit" which became "Nobs" - appreciate its bonkers to anyone who hasn't followed her for a while mind

 

[hellogrrrl]

As anyone actually used her app? There's zero way to see what you're getting up front. She keeps talking about how it's different, but never goes into the details of how exactly.

It was incredibly glitchy, kept booting me out of my workouts and I’d have to start again. I also progressed to the Senior Home Guide expecting an upper/lower body split through the week to manage my rest days and got three full body workouts for each week of the plan. Around the same time she closed the Nobs group and that was it for me, I cancelled.

I couldn’t find a single recipe I really liked either - they were mostly strange veggie/vegan meals, weird-ass deserts or smoothies I’d never choose to make when there are much better recipes out there. Just my opinion but yeah, I’d avoid it.

 

[crugiltong]

don't understand the point of her latest post but good for her I guess?

 

[anom1289]

off-topic but noticed one of the girls she used to do a podcast with (Tara) posted on her stories that she wasn’t friends with the 3rd one anymore (Sarah), they used to post each other a lot, curious what happened because I’m super nosy haha

 

[backbabey]

Can someone share some screenshots for those of us not in the group?

 

[Lalalsl]

I is

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I’m sorry but this outfit is a) ugly b) looks so cheap and c) the skirt alone is £95?!??!? Like why would you spend almost £100 on that piece of crap

I used to wear stuff like this to the under 18 night club

 

[maddiebsc]

Considering every Tom, Dick and Harry works with Desenio nowadays, I loved what she’s done with her spare room. The print corner looks so cosy and I trust her reviews on them considering how long she’s been into prints

 

[soph30]

Where did she go / how does she earn a living nowadays?

Guess she still has that nobs app, but come on she can’t have ever been rolling in it before don’t know how she bought a flat tbh!

 

[qwerty1996]

Yeah unfortunately those types of forums and spaces on the internet attract people like that. I think in cases like Lucy's she puts herself forward as a friend/chief nob/queen/bestie/close friend who has some sort of relationship with you and you see some people (who are clearly rather vulnerable or not in the best of head spaces, per their posts) eat it up. The reality is that they are all just Lucy's customers and lining her pockets and I doubt she could give a shite about any of them (which she shouldn't have too tbf) but she let's on otherwise.

Mind you, scenario's like this aren't exclusive to Lucy because you see it all the time with influencers.