annabelle_bronstein
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‘Lorna Luxe - For a whole two days, black lives matter, then its straight back to being the mad hatter’
FFFFFSSSS !!!! I’ve just watched“I need to check if they actually like us” Well it’s a bit fucking late now love Johns booked the flights! And no it’s not a tricky one you prat Greece isn’t open to the UK yet and there’s currently a quarantine in place when you get back to UK ( I don’t think she said when she’s planning to but who knows if it will be extended or what might happen in the coming weeks)
Also can someone tell her she looks like a fucking borrower with this bag!
Oh FFS I just watched the rest! SIX suitcases!? Fuck off Lorna.
More talk of Rosé 🥱🥱🥱
Why have I done this to myself!!!
delayed her 'collection' because black lives matter,Is it premature to get excited about new thread titles?
OR. Getting his teeth whitened !
This Fukkin cracked me up
OMG ... his voice is so creepy ... they’ve def discussed what they are gonna say beforehand ...
oh and the way he talks about his Botox made me wanna vomit !!! Totally agree re cringey ... he sounds like a Smarmy, yes man ,whipping boy doesn’t he find it weird that she’s talking to her phone .... there’s no rapport between them it’s all very stilted ... Oh and the she feels like a single parent cos he’s at work all the time ... what a Fukkin insult to single parents .... FFS grow up !!!
Argh the engraved robe being pulled ‘ever so’ open drives me MADIt’s as though she likes them to practically hang out. The way she always pulls one side of her robe further open to expose more of her chest . There’s been the odd occasion her boobs nearly fallen out of the robe . She does need a bra though your right
I still think it’s because his Botox needs doing and his hair needs dying !!! A wrinkly old grey haired elf is probably Not the OAP Sugar Daddy image she wants on her ‘brand’I agree I reckon there's been a major falling out, with companies now looking at the other end of Lockdown there is going to be a huge amount of restructuring including redundancies, he poss could be in the firing line. Spending too much time together with her demanding childish ways.
Something just doesn't add up that he has just disappeared.
I unfollowed her yesterday as she just pissed me off monumentally but I had to go back and look cos of what you said and she’s just desperately desperate.I’m sorry but her stories today have really rattled my cage !!. Lots of reference to the tattlers thread though . She’s just not addressing BLM , it’s like the elephant in the room she’s pussy footing around the issue .... trying to prove she’s intelligent with her ‘English degree’ then acting as if her minions are thick and just want to watch you tube or listen to Podcasts so she’s again suggesting stuff that she’s found interesting that they can learn from FFS !!! Then back to her and her skin and her hair playing the victim re lack of confidence blah blah blah ..,I find her infuriating today ... the shallow vile person that she is is never far from The
TIP OF THE ICEBERG
hey LoonyLuxeLiar
Here’s probably more that Ive missed but I’m bashing the keypad so Im gonna stop
I was sat outside in the Lanes and they strolled past ... well she was walking like she’d pissed herself and he was walking like an OAP !! My Fukkin jaw hit the ground ..where do they hand around in B? I am taking hubby for Father’s Day to our fav spot in Brighton, may have a little stroll around ...
love B by the way, we are only short drive away and it’s my fav town ever
Exact my thoughts!!!
all high street brands ripped it off Dior, so did Lorna. Who tf she thinks she is?Some designer guru? she prob pointed at the fabric she likes and that was it what a fucking moron
Texting John to get her Kylie picture back.Where’s Jasmine?
You know I was thinking earlier (not that it’s anything new) how much social media, Instagram in particular has changed over the years. I remember circa 2013 It was just people posting crap pics of what they were up to, Holiday pics, reposts of quotes, throwback Thursdays and birthday shout outs. It’s now just a breeding ground for greed and narcissismAnyone read this ? Seriously I think it’s instagram breeding these narcissistic selfish vain greedy idiots..
Does this mean More trickery and fakery on their LYING Instablaggers accounts !! ?
Team Luxe do Santorini !!!She thinks she’s Zsa Zsa Gabor with her 6 suitcase bollocks. It’s meant to impress everyone. Lucky old mr luxe taking photos of this vain creature. That’s his idea of a holiday?? Tbh she needs 5 cases of slap to slather on and a case full of acrylic shit.
Jesus I’m on the wine and it’s not even 5pm. I need a safe space. She’s triggered me completely with this last 30383 stories since lunch.
What’s with the guest (Vocal) appearance from Mr Luxe? It’s like some pub circuit comedy duo.. but less funny. You know the type that get booed off.
And her lips look collossal.. she really does see something else when she admires herself in the mirror. She really has come a long way....