LornaLuxe #5 liar, liar acrylic pants on fire

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Funnily enough I was going to post earlier that TURNS OUT I have relatives who live very close by... like... very close.

Am fantasising about rocking up to view neighbouring apartment in a fully blinged up Ferrari. Possibly incorporating a wheel spin on the gravel drive. Literally id have a live tattle feed.

Imagine seeing her in real life though.. only barely recognisable, and purely down to the overly familiar acrylic over-sized loungewear.

I expect I’d probably do one of those comedy backward leaps like John Cleese used to do in Fawlty Towers.

 

[Its_Me]

Hope this is allowed to post but thank you to these ladies for posing in their ‘Terri’ loungewear in natural lighting without a million filters so we can all see how bloody awful that material is it’s literally no better than something you could buy in primark! I notice it doesn’t quite look the same as this on other influencers she’s #gifted it to!

 

[Hereforthepictures]

That guy from in the style seemed like a huge cunt on that fashion programme, so glad to see he hasn’t changed this facet of his personality

 

[PT32]

Haha thank you for the welcome! It suddenly occurred to me and I had to share it with you guys. She does it quite a lot and she always goes to the effort of acting it out too - she suddenly looks at her screen as if she’s getting lots of messages popping up.

And coincidentally saying that about a gifted product... she obviously thinks if Bobbi Brown sees she has a mass of Bobbi Brown fans in her demographic then they’ll send her more free stuff. She’s what I like to call a massive beg

 

[Fluffy81]

Now she wants a wee wee ... what she doesn’t realise is there is no public toilets open up anyone .. so she will have to pee in her dyson case

 

[Its_Me]

Hi Long time lurker just had to pipe up. Her Cayenne is the oldest very first model. I used to have one and sold it around 10 years ago and it was pretty much worth bugger all then. That car is barely worth anything, they’d have to pay someone to take that old lemon off their hands! Topped with that vile chavvy plate so you can’t see it’s like 20 years old! Fucking luxe?!!! I’d die of cringe

His and her car put together is worth less than mine! They’ve got 2 old bangers just for the sake of having the badge, a £300k flat that they’ve done nothing to that she pretends is a Manor House, pretty much everything they do and acquire to show off on the gram is a freebie. And everyone thinks they’re rich? LOL they’re a joke. More people need to start reading here and waking up to the fact they’re a pair of frauds.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Crying @LadyLockdown

“tiger tanned / dirty tits“

It was fairly early on in lockdown that we last had an ACTUAL visual of the OAP. We did start considering a #wheresMrLuxe hashtag at one point I’m sure.

That pic she posted today drinking the WA was an old one as she had the hideous clacker nails on, not the short white ones she’s copied from Mrs Maria Rodial.

 

[Jasmine]

That is Absolute class

Who got there first then?????

Oh dear, J never learns, never grows up. Everything is for show. I used to try and have indepth chats with him years ago and he listened, but there was nothing behind the eyes.. unless it revolved around him or if it made him look good then he wasn't interested. Can you all remind me why I married him???? Anyway, I'm not bitter in any way honestly, I'm not. I just can't help watching a car crash( awful innit).
I love the whit and humour on this thread. Now, you all know who I am but who are you??????????

 

[Lechat]

So the inthestyle are getting shit all over insta and Twitter for their charity tee when they haven’t even featured a black model for months prior to that... surely that’s bad for LL? I mean should she be working with such a problematic firm? Will she address it I wonder

 

[Hereforthepictures]

Thanks to @Rogue1 for the new thread title. Sticking with the acrylic theme!

 

[Its_Me]

Her body to me looks like someone who drinks too much wine, doesn’t have a great diet but at the same time doesn’t eat much and doesn’t work out so lacks muscle mass. Oh yeh

 

[PT32]

Hang on a minute. She’s saying she has a spot on her chin which could be due to lack of sleep. Lack. Of. Sleep. LOL please hun, it’s literally all that you do.

 

[Rogue1]

I may have to lose a second life (I have 3 insta accounts; private, personal & business) and comment how horrific she looks in that dress that she has ‘put two tacks in’ Jesus! She can’t make a salad so I’m damn sure she can’t put a tack in a satin dress. She looks so wide in it, and she really isn’t wide. Oh Lordy!

 

[EllaEllaElla]

Easy job for him she wears the same 3 things.

 

[Fluffy81]

I will never scorn a woman’s body .. however she cleverly hides her real body behind very big, baggy clothes.

All the posts are meticulously photoshopped and edited. Clearly she’s not a happy girl to embrace the body she does have. All her photos are edited to make her look like she’s a size 6-8. Even clearly she’s not when the real Lorna luxe was on the instyle programme. She looks nothing like all the edited photos. Which then consequently leads you to just think she’s hiding behind a big fasade .. hence why it rattles me so very much. It’s her call .. but these supposed ‘influencers’ .. such as luxe is one big fat lie & an insult to the real influencers who keep it real.

I do not get the drill with this girl. There’s nothing remotely attractive as it’s all over consumption & narcissism ..

 

[Its_Me]

STOOOOPPPP IT Right Now! Rolled down a perfectly decent dress and teamed it with a hat the size of a fiat 500!

Is this affiliation with Matches something new? I’ve noticed a few aff links last week or so and they’ve been added to my boycott list. Unfortunate because they have the best service and same day delivery but I’m not fucking with them if they fuck with her

 

[Its_Me]

Did we reeeeaaaaally need that video of the OAP trying to stick his tongue down her throat

 

[Dontbelieveit]

“Do you want me to do a show and tell of what face stuff Ive been using for the past week “

No Lorna I don’t ... I’d much rather you crawled back in that hole you came out of Oh and take Mr Tantastic with you too

doesn’t she get sick of hearing herself same shit different day

 

[Hereforthepictures]

Remember a couple of weeks ago when she was trying to convince us all that since she’d been using *whatever brand was paying her at the time* she hadn’t had a single spot. Fucking hheeeeelllllll.

“John’s worries I stay up too late on my iPhone” wouldn’t worry John hun, she does literally nothing else. Also, the spot is clearly hormonal. You’re due on. Happens to all of us. Get over it.

“Now john’s working from home he spends hours on the computer - that can’t be good for him”

YES LOVE ITS CALLED A FULL TIME JOB YOU SHOULD TRY IT

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Yes I snorted out loud at a number of the contradictions.
She would be the sort of person likely to argue with the specialists at the priory and tbh when I’ve met patients who’ve been “brought in” by family members they invariably fail. They don’t want to be there. Doomed.

Do you want to get better or do you want someone pandering to your every whim Lorna?

Typically the ones who ask for therapy, complete the therapy and take the follow up help are the ones who will have the best chance of recovery. I think the Virgin job was merely the catalyst for her mental health issues. Certainly not the cause. From what she says she was headed that way.. not to mention this bizarre entitlement and desire for “Stuff” ( she actually said that in the NarcCast)

In basic terms, she’s got the gift of the gab, and very much like Katie Price, truly believes her own hype. Very much the sales rep. When describing her own social media excellence, she could have just said that she has “transferable skills” picked up from her customer service days and air hostess days. She can use that next time

oh and the hard working thing ??? Recognised for being a grafter??? Actually nearly peed my pants. Are we talking about the same person? The one can’t even be arsed to research the products she’s gifted, but just reads the fucking label??
And the very same lazy wench that’s sat in her robe until lunch every day for 3 months??? Fuck my life.

(That woman Emma simpering and indulging her was utterly nauseating)

And I’m done,