Tell you what, if she was as funny as us fuckers she would be on her way to making the millions she so desperately needs!
She should be doing a 2020 roundup;
1- How to tie a cardigan
2- Whether or not to size up on various flammable clothing
3 - The art of lying - then remembering what lies youâve told
4- Probability - eg - chances of her car getting robbed at the same car park in the same town , on the same day, just different years!
5- How to lure an older man for his money, and then keep him AND secure more handbags even when youâve cheated on him repeatedly. (You silly old man, Johnny!)
6- What perfumes Penhaglions do
7 - How to use a banana
highlighter
8 - What to do when your lip filler has migrated up your face and formed lumps in your cheeks
9- 5 different vessels from which to eat a weetabix
10- Myths surrounding PHilip Kingsley Hair care.