I spent way too much time doing thisHoly *tit* was the Laura mercier trip this year? That was genuinely incredible content. Spending ages on a million different influencers instagrams to try and see her and mr luxe in the background
we got a few though! Haha that background is fab, explains a lot. I just find the whole world of 'influencers' bizarre, having two pre teens my eyes ar being opened up to a whole lot online at the moment and Im struggling to understand why you'd happy sell and reveal any aspect of your life for free gifting. There are a few where we live and it's scary how easy it is to notice where they live and frequently visit especially those with kids too.. Definitely everything you don't we don't want our kids to look up to or aspire to beChavtastic trashy couple. Think they're something. He's of pension age in the pensions investment division at HSBC (although has possibly been put out to pasture), she's an ex-trolley dolly with no soul. Collaborates with In The Style by selecting poly-crap from Ali Express and telling people she designed it. Gets sent tons of makeup and face creams that she thinks have to be applied all in one go before the next batch arrives. Her gifters always send orange foundation which I'm convinced they do deliberately as a joke. Permanently has sunglasses perched on end of nose. Has bought about 25 coats during a lockdown. Husband is her official photographer and usually has her posing next to bins or drain covers littered with cigarette butts. She thinks it's edgy; in reality it's a car crash. All posh hotel stays are gifted, coz hotels think she's mega-famous. Reached a new low in Paris when Eiffel Tower was photoshopped atop the distant trees in her breakfast pics. Has done 35 cardigan-tying and bun tutorials in six months because her followers are thick as mince. Goes food shopping every day of the week dressed as the lovechild of Cruella de Ville and Coco the Clown.
I've probably left some bits out but another Tattler can fill in the gaps!
Personal faves were the @Suxy_ and Luxeless pages (there was another too) on Insta for absolutely highlighting all the tit she gets away with! And also getting me a-blocked for daring to followCan we get 5 more pages out of this? Maybe a lornaluxe year in review to get us to thread 20...
What has been your favourite bit of bonkersness from our lorn this year?
it’s the photoshopping of the Eiffel Tower for me
. Which actually did me a favour as a personal lowlight were the painful GRWM we had to endure daily during that time. it was just too, too funny! 
She’ll burn it the same way she did with that chicken salad, useless oik.
I’d say there’s no chance of seeing the lasagne. Whoever said she might be signing off to hide from breaking the rules is probably right!!
Crying
( sorry) 
Absolutely me too - am loving that we have visual screenshot evidence for all of it BWAHAHAHAI’m actually belly laughing and I can’t stop
or how much she actually dislikes him really. I mean if she’d bought a brand new roller or even a brand new Bentley good for her have a brag but frankly that car was not worth bragging about ...Yes this was his Elton John momentJust thought I’d add my favourite in. Theres been so many but for me the Bentley video stands out (that was this year wasn’t it??) just seeing how old and dumpy OMR actually looks and how crap the car actually was
valentines I think?That was it: “I couldn’t just get him a tie this year” duck offYes this was his Elton John moment
One of the many designs she’s ripped off
I have the eating & swilling video here - I just need to put in a format so you can all view!I feel like her showing how badly she can eat and kiss raisin should be up there.... I think we’ve seen the inside of her mouth and food more than I know I’d like!
