I feel like she’s trying to copy James Perse type sizing - instead of doing standard XS, S, M, L, XL, she does 1,2,3,4,5 - to make it sound luxe and different. Scammers continue to scam
Lorna Luxe #44 L.A. (waste of) Space
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I cannot believe people will spend £395 on a coat from that little tit.
I mean… just as a comparison for people who shop on the high street.. this is in mango, currently reduced to £95. Same “ look” if that’s what you fancy. ( just without the twit labels)
I mean… just as a comparison for people who shop on the high street.. this is in mango, currently reduced to £95. Same “ look” if that’s what you fancy. ( just without the twit labels)
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Just size up 
Or if you do want to spend the money and actually want quality, All Saints have a gorgeous camel coat in at the mo. I’ll say it again, she’s deluded.
Lornaa biZZNIz plan
Buy coats Ted baker can’t sell so they reduce
sew on big tacky stupid labels
Add on £170 profit
Buy coats Ted baker can’t sell so they reduce
sew on big tacky stupid labels
Add on £170 profit
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What a Fukkin load of waffle !
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Plus don’t ted baker do that sizing too- 1,2,3,4 and 5??
Word salad.
---Lornaa biZZNIz plan
Buy coats Ted baker can’t sell so they reduce
sew on big tacky stupid labels
Add on £170 profit
Word salad.
It was probably crafted by Scribble Boy Charley
.Nah that’s Chat GPT through and throughIt was probably crafted by Scribble Boy Charley
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Do you know what I’ve just realised about that coat? It doesn’t fasten! The Ted one has a button - there is nothing on Lorna’s. What a great investment!
No lining and no fastening - a snip at £395 . BTW that track suit is giving Waynetta Slob vibes - just needs a slosh of gravy down the front
. BTW that track suit is giving Waynetta Slob vibes - just needs a slosh of gravy down the front 
She does not understand who her audience is, if she really thinks she can sell those coats for £395. Amazed. Did they do any market research?
I've purchased from an 'influencer' before. Audrey Leyton (though not sure I'd label her an influencer) She uses high quality genuine lux fabric and lives/breathes her brand. Even her pieces is a much better pricepoint. Lorna will lie and say it's all sold out, but there's just no way her audience will pay that.
I've purchased from an 'influencer' before. Audrey Leyton (though not sure I'd label her an influencer) She uses high quality genuine lux fabric and lives/breathes her brand. Even her pieces is a much better pricepoint. Lorna will lie and say it's all sold out, but there's just no way her audience will pay that.
She ten zillion percent reads on here .. look what she just postedNah that’s Chat GPT through and through
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Do you know what I’ve just realised about that coat? It doesn’t fasten! The Ted one has a button - there is nothing on Lorna’s. What a great investment!
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why is it all so bloody creased if it is so 'premium'
And the length on taller girls will not flatter at all.
Just below Knee length is so yuk!
Just below Knee length is so yuk!
What do you mean! but didn’t Lorna invent the ‘hottest trend’ of scarves this season???Lornaa biZZNIz plan
Buy coats Ted baker can’t sell so they reduce
sew on big tacky stupid labels
Add on £170 profit
Groundbreaking
Yawna what other ideas do you want, cause you clearly use us for free
Yawna what other ideas do you want, cause you clearly use us for free
WTF ! . Compliments my arse 
as for the Fukkin headband
. Compliments my arse as for the Fukkin headband Attachments
Headbands!!!!!! Nooooooo!!!! Fuckin hilarious that she thinks they’re even ever going to be a thing!! she’s trolling us I’m sure of it!!!
she’s trolling us I’m sure of it!!!
WTF !
It’s not max mara prices but £395 is expensive for the average person, the average person being the majority of her followers who were complaining about £100 dresses with the ITS ‘premium’ collections. She’s getting way above her station and some might invest (
) in one thing but that quality at those prices are not going to bring in repeat customers.
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This colour palette makes me want to through up my lunchWTF !
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