The matching 'mink' headband has given me the monday morning laffs I required 
Lorna Luxe #44 L.A. (waste of) Space
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If I saw her in a hotel bar Iād assume she was an āextra pillowā. You can have that idea for spin-off lower price items for free Lorna!WTF !as for the Fukkin headband
WTF? As opposed to what ? ( an extra pillow ? ) Sheās still Fukkin talking in riddles .
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And an idea for the left over material when she doesnāt sell the blazers and skirts to make them into pillows.
Iāve missed this utter waffle! I wouldnāt pay asos prices for this crap. The herringbone coats about the best the rest is shocking
Exactly, an āinvestmentā winter coat for almost Ā£400 that has no fastening whatsoever, no lining and no heritage to reassure me of the quality of the fabric and construction AND has a huge label that 99.5% of people wonāt have heard off so no brand bragging rights for those that care about such things or otherwise may leave marks/holes in the fabric ā¦ really?
Who is going to spend that?
A few influencers who get them for free will no doubt pretend they got them pre-order but really? ITS shoppers who spend Ā£28 on a sweatshirt are simply not going to be able to afford it ā¦
Sheās not Victoria Beckham! Does she really think sheās got the name to pull this off??
Even Abby Clancy who is far more well known did a colab via Next at reasonable prices. And the We Are Twinset girls WAT the brand is much more reasonably priced and wearable. Lorna is a nobody.
Hahahaha! Please someone comment this on every single LA (waste of) Space insta post!Lornaa biZZNIz plan
Buy coats Ted baker canāt sell so they reduce
sew on big tacky stupid labels
Add on Ā£170 profit
Filter in heavy. She looks like a plastic doll and yey thereās a headband!
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This is what happens when you think you know fashion, PR, marketing you get a jack tit of all trades making ridiculous claims that donāt stack up.
Has frizzy made any snide comments yet?
Has frizzy made any snide comments yet?
I've looked carefully, can't see if any of it is lined, surely at those prices it's all lined. The camel coat hangs like it isn't lined. 
Both her hair and that hideous plastic coat look matted.
imagine what that blazers gonna look like after a wear or two!
imagine what that blazers gonna look like after a wear or two!
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A headband and an EMPTY Chanel bag . Every Luxe girls dreamFilter in heavy. She looks like a plastic doll and yey thereās a headband!
Yep itās giving me sheep arse matting vibes
Dog pillows? My dog has a blanket just the same.
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Sheās bleeping influencer that made her millions from selling cheap tat ā that she would wear for seasonsā . That incidentally, she didnāt wear for a day, let alone for a season.
Where are all the Lorna luxe garments now?
Oh yes. In the bin.
An influencer, does not a ā fashion designerā make. Lorna isnāt making clothes, or designing clothes. Alll she cares about is making enough money to show off a lavish lifestyle. Thatās not a passion for fashion.. thatās a passion for trying to be something sheās not. She hasnāt trained, she has no qualifications, she has no skill set, the whole world is ducked up and someone needs to stop this tit. That said, those clowns at ITS were exactly the same.
Whereās that Tit that set up the page to prove her bullshit, the one who claimed to be legal?
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She's got a new phrase hasn't she: 'snatch you in'. She used to type 'synch' when she meant 'cinch'... I'm pretty sure snatch also doesn't mean what our favourite English graduate thinks it means.
What a vile smug post ! Aimed at Tattle again ?
As those camel coats with button on scarf are of such delicate material Iād like to think that theyāre not in those boxes . So Iām thinking that those boxes are for caps, socks, t shirts and the other items that are cheap and donāt crease .FFS who wants to buy a Luxe item that creases like Fukk .?
As those camel coats with button on scarf are of such delicate material Iād like to think that theyāre not in those boxes . So Iām thinking that those boxes are for caps, socks, t shirts and the other items that are cheap and donāt crease .FFS who wants to buy a Luxe item that creases like Fukk .?
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Itās an American phrase. No idea who started it but itās lame
TBH .. if my mate had just launched a ācollechshun ā that she had designed ! I wouldnāt be looking for a Ā£450 goody bag to persuade me to promote her 
But then my friends are real and Ooh hello āfriends with benefits ā means something totally different in the fake world of Instagram . Itās all about the goody bag
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Oh god really?! That is lame. Nobody British in her 40s should be picking up new phrases like that from America. Maybe she got it off one of her new friends.
Like having a āblow out ?ā
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