I don’t believe for a moment that the goodie bags she actually gave out had half of that in, not a chance. She’s added a pile of promotional freebies she’s been given to add to the illusion it’s all super high endTBH .. if my mate had just launched a ‘collechshun ‘ that she had designed ! I wouldn’t be looking for a £450 goody bag to persuade me to promote herBut then my friends are real and Ooh hello ‘friends with benefits ‘ means something totally different in the fake world of Instagram . It’s all about the goody bag
Lorna Luxe #44 L.A. (waste of) Space
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From Dictionary.com ( see attached for how she’s using it )
Snatched specifically comes from black drag culture, where performers wear artificial hair called weaves. If something is absolutely amazing (snatched), it might just snatch your weave off, à la knock one’s socks off.
Snatched specifically comes from black drag culture, where performers wear artificial hair called weaves. If something is absolutely amazing (snatched), it might just snatch your weave off, à la knock one’s socks off.
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So even then she has it wrong, when she says her leggings will snatch your waist or tummy in...
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An English degree will do that to you I guess… 
So even then she has it wrong, when she says her leggings will snatch your waist in...
In drag terms a snatched waist would mean its very pulled in, Almost corseted so it looks as tiny as possible. The phrase in general has sort of just metamorphosized from the meaning above to mean looking good. Not defending lorna given most of her looks are the absolute opposite of snatched since they are so ridiculously oversized!So even then she has it wrong, when she says her leggings will snatch your waist or tummy in...
Oh god, now we have to go through all the 'ooh I'm nervous ahead of the launch' bollox - it's really is ITS #2 with added 'snatch'
I’m thinking she’ll drink wine and do a live tmw. For the nerves.
She’s right to be nervous, if she sells as much as one of those coats, and I mean sells not gives away I’ll be surprised. Who is going to be spending their hard earned cash on a brand they know nothing about, from a brand owner that used to think her ITShite was great quality and ‘luxe’ and on a product that’s unlined, unfastened, and the quality or fabric is not explained so all she says is it’s ‘sew seuft’ is feels like you’re having a snuggle 
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She'll be looking for a concession in Harrods, Selfridges or John Lewis next 
I'll bet a pair of L.A Space branded socks we'll spot a coat or two in TK Maxx.She'll be looking for a concession in Harrods, Selfridges or John Lewis next
And why does she never wear pants? Like slacks. Not jeans or sweats?
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Cos she thinks she’s got great legs !!!!
FFS. Treat my arse ! Saves him having to drive her back to the Cotswolds I suppose .
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Just watched a story (reel?) of the blond “model” modeling the blazer. She can’t move and looks so awkward. Where’d Lorna find her? Please tell me she has another job ….
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She even keeps that oversized blazer on and has to have her handbag on show for a Fukkin Blow Out . Hi Lorna 
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I think it’s Abbey Clancey’s sister? So definitely hired by gay bf
Don’t forget to include “all styles are available from other brands for much cheaper” in your “why would anyone buy her stuff” listShe’s right to be nervous, if she sells as much as one of those coats, and I mean sells not gives away I’ll be surprised. Who is going to be spending their hard earned cash on a brand they know nothing about, from a brand owner that used to think her ITShite was great quality and ‘luxe’ and on a product that’s unlined, unfastened, and the quality or fabric is not explained so all she says is it’s ‘sew seuft’ is feels like you’re having a snuggle
No . I though Abbeys sister was the hairdresser . ?
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