Lorna Luxe #43 Cancer? Just another opportunity to be a chancer. #freejohn

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Hey up. There’s a big flog coming soon as she’s giving away cash again! #EngagementQuick

 

[intheindustry]

John reminds me of my relative in how much weight loss there is, the muscle loss, no matter how much they eat they just can’t build themselves back up. She’s seriously in denial. He may want to eat but just can’t.

 

[straighttothecomments]

Why must she tell us they are going to bed

 

[styleoversubstance]

Why must she tell us they are going to bed

Because they arent and dont…

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

If they do go to bed it’s not for sexy time that’s for sure.
It’ll be because Lorna needs a sleep to recover from the relentless drinking.

 

[really_whythough]

I just got served the Times insta ad too. I lurk here (hi! ) perhaps that’s why? Had no idea who she was until I read here (like this ).

 

[LadyLockdown]

Why must everything be accompanied by alcohol with her?

Champagne in the room on arrival, step outside for a walk and have to stop for Rosé.

It's not in anyway luxe and how can she not be aware of the detrimental affects of alcohol when your be treated for cancer.

Selfish, stupid woman needs to grow up.

 

[AlexAlbi]

I bet John's shitting himself wondering how much the bag he'll have to buy to say thank you for this trip is going to cost him!

 

[CAT1975]

I bet John's shitting himself wondering how much the bag he'll have to buy to say thank you for this trip is going to cost him!

I don’t think John buys any of the bags. It’s part of her brand that she thinks it’s cool if men buy women expensive gifts. She buys them all herself and as we now can see she claims as business expenses.

 

[pink_norris]

34c in Paris, pony kicking with cheap landfill coats n boots, the sweat will be flying

Are we getting another Eiffel

What’s her sustainability mission statement on this crap

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

I bet John's shitting himself wondering how much the bag he'll have to buy to say thank you for this trip is going to cost him!

Exactly what I just thought. Although we all know she buys them herself and passes the glory on to John for the sake of content.


Ultimately lorna has the lowest self esteem. It’s deep rooted. She always wanted to be rich, taller, prettier, a model ( interpreted as beautiful) and intelligent ( hence lying about the degrees)
Granted, she’s made money ( through pretending to be something she’s not and never will be) and now lives in an expensive house that gets her attention.

But the finesse just isn’t there. She will never have any class, no matter how much money she has, no matter which teeth she buys, or which extensions, skin care & bags she wears. She has no class, no decorum, no grace.
All I feel when I watch her is vulgar greed and moreover recently, desperate to prove a point.

 

[Ohmydays]

Exactly what I just thought. Although we all know she buys them herself and passes the glory on to John for the sake of content.


Ultimately lorna has the lowest self esteem. It’s deep rooted. She always wanted to be rich, taller, prettier, a model ( interpreted as beautiful) and intelligent ( hence lying about the degrees)
Granted, she’s made money ( through pretending to be something she’s not and never will be) and now lives in an expensive house that gets her attention.

But the finesse just isn’t there. She will never have any class, no matter how much money she has, no matter which teeth she buys, or which extensions, skin care & bags she wears. She has no class, no decorum, no grace.
All I feel when I watch her is vulgar greed and moreover recently, desperate to prove a point.

Sunday sermon come early . Love it and so true .

 

[Its_Me]

She was on about the last day of summer last week and now talking about Autumn when it’s not officially end of summer yet clearly because she’s launching a bunch of crappy oversized coats that Johns going to photograph her wearing around Paris on his new camera

 

[tacokitten]

I wonder if the coat she posted comes from the same manufactury as this one, fabric looks the same

Maybe L.A Space stands for "Lorna's Aliexpress Space"?

 

[geordielass72]

I don't think there's anything REMOTELY stylish about her! I always think she looks an absolute mess!!
Her ITS stuff was awful! No wonder she got the heave ho lol

 

[Its_Me]

Seems a theme going in the Sunday Times. This week is Stacey Solomun the week before Lorna was a you tuber property developer who’s got a programme coming out on Nat Geo….

Possibly others but I’ve not taken note.

 

[lucie_Lu]

Bloody hell she’s on my Facebook today too! the comment cracked me up
Also, this trip is not a treat for John… I’m sure his ideal trip away would be to a resort with a pool where he can chat to people (she always used to say he liked making friends on their old trips) and reading his book by the pool. Not been dragged round a hot sticky city photographing Lorna’s new tat

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

She’s live! I just tuned in, in time to hear that the upside of having an aggressive life changing cancer is that John can now fit into Dior Homme. Ok I’m done

 

[Its_Me]

She said the times article made her out to be something she’s not and she’s poor. Pick a bleeping lane.

Reckons her hair is glossy LOL and LA Space will be more than just clothing

 

[TruffleShuffles]

She said the times article made her out to be something she’s not and she’s poor. Pick a bleeping lane.

Reckons her hair is glossy LOL and LA Space will be more than just clothing

Please don’t tell me she’s trying to start up some sort of lifestyle brand