I’m waiting for her to bring out a candle that smells of johns yellow shortsPlease don’t tell me she’s trying to start up some sort of lifestyle brand
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Lorna Luxe #43 Cancer? Just another opportunity to be a chancer. #freejohn
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🩳Something that’s quite funny is that she doesn’t seem to realise that now laspace is a brand she cannot use any images that aren’t hers without paying for the license otherwise it’s a copyright case. The image of Julia Roberts today in the bath is £40 but that’s for editorial use only not commercial - she’s so stupid honestly
Oh are you kidding! That is absolutely definitely what’s going to happen! All this banging on about decorating the house is definitely the lead up to some kind of homeware line for “Lorna AliExpress Space”Please don’t tell me she’s trying to start up some sort of lifestyle brand
“It’s a very unique smell is this one”I’m waiting for her to bring out a candle that smells of johns yellow shorts
More apt for one that smells of her bullshit but not needed, we can all smell that wherever we are ffsI’m waiting for her to bring out a candle that smells of johns yellow shorts
Wonder if she's been inspired by Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina scented candle. She could have a whole range. 'Crusty Fake Tan', 'Fingernail Dirt', 'Burning Hair', 'Stale Bear Pee', 'Hangover Stink'. I'm sure there'd be a fig candle in there as well.
You could tell John was feeling awful during that live. When she made him explain the sausage sandwich recipe, he really didn't have the energy to bother going through it. And his comment when she mentioned his hair all over the pillowcase. He really didn't appreciate that.
You could tell John was feeling awful during that live. When she made him explain the sausage sandwich recipe, he really didn't have the energy to bother going through it. And his comment when she mentioned his hair all over the pillowcase. He really didn't appreciate that.
Did any of you catch the live earlier when she was talking about a house party she's having and giving it a name (think Mark Wright & Michelle Keegan's Marchella) 
Would abiglynn please stand up so we can give them a round of applause?
Would abiglynn please stand up so we can give them a round of applause?
This whole thing is beyond Emporers New Clothes. Her hair looks absolute toss. 150 bonds?? 150??? Did she have no hair to begin with? Why does she need 150 bonds if Annabelle and the team at Philet and all the products and vitamins work?
And saying that about Dior. What a truly vile creature. The poor bloke is obviously incredibly nauseated by the illness and treatment and she’s dragging him to Paris to restaurants? Why? When he can barely eat?
He’s got another 2 chemo sessions and with everyone he will become sicker and sicker.
So what has she done? Gone and planned a party for a few weeks time TO CELEBRATE HER.
And saying that about Dior. What a truly vile creature. The poor bloke is obviously incredibly nauseated by the illness and treatment and she’s dragging him to Paris to restaurants? Why? When he can barely eat?
He’s got another 2 chemo sessions and with everyone he will become sicker and sicker.
So what has she done? Gone and planned a party for a few weeks time TO CELEBRATE HER.
Tried to watch a replay of the live and felt physically ill. She’s needs canceling. 
And the “ price point” comment regarding the space tit. ( please notice my jumper)
Looking for cheaper suppliers.
it’s literally ITS all over again, but she gets all the profits. That’s why she brought those 3 across from ITS. So they can hook up with the same suppliers from China.
Looking for cheaper suppliers.
it’s literally ITS all over again, but she gets all the profits. That’s why she brought those 3 across from ITS. So they can hook up with the same suppliers from China.
Did any of you catch the live earlier when she was talking about a house party she's having and giving it a name (think Mark Wright & Michelle Keegan's Marchella)
Would abiglynn please stand up so we can give them a round of applause?
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That cheek filler is causing a ledge by her tear trough, whoever did that overfilled the moon face.
I wondered what that dent was!
I only knew about Lori coming over. Who else joined her??? Surely they should’ve had a clause in her contract to say she couldn’t poach people!!And the “ price point” comment regarding the space tit. ( please notice my jumper)
Looking for cheaper suppliers.
Loosely translated as “ I want a new bag”
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Maybe there was a non compete for a year….
"Supporting small". Sure Lorna. Also for a supposed English grad, her constant use of incorrectly placed apostrophes are telling...
She PROMISED on the live that the PK Density drops stop shedding as she uses them - but they've not worked for her 
- proof is 150 extensions!
- proof is 150 extensions!
She also mentioned in a story this week that the bonds are high up on her hair and that makes if fuller - if PK are still working with her they are fools.
I couldn’t help but notice how much more textured and aged her skin looks without all the filters she usually uses. I immediately thought she looked so different than the posts just a few days ago.
Of course ageing is natural but I don’t think the cheek filler and thick, heavy makeup helps.
Also, someone called her out on her story of how her and John met. This time she said they met in Brighton. As per hol’s comment I could’ve also sworn she said they met on a flight while she was working on a flight ??
If I recall correctly the story is she met his friend on a flight she working then she went out in Brighton and bumped into the friend who was with John and he introduced them.
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