Yes! Her promoting LA Space is an Ad and should be declared as such. Report
Lorna Luxe #43 Cancer? Just another opportunity to be a chancer. #freejohn
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Ma’am. What is going on here.
That's quite sad isn't it
Who’s got the link ???
Why does she think saying quid instead of pounds like every other normal person makes her sound relatable it makes me want to saw my ears off
She reckoned she was trying them on. Probably sampling crappy oversized sweatshirts for the new brandWhy is she in an F'ing jumper! 30c heatwave! Her in a jumper and a John in his tiny yellow shorts
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And to think she's gone to that Elemis event looking like that
Leaving this here. Nothing against John.
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The label on her 'clothing line' 
10 points to whoever can find the designs on DH Gate first
10 points to whoever can find the designs on DH Gate first
Ever so. Nesting. Spenny. And all the other fake tit. She has no bleeping clue about her own brand. She is offsetting herself.
Lorna’s eye brow has left the chat
I believe she didn’t complete a degree in anything. She said she did a music degree and that’s a proper lie. Then went to do English instead because her hands were too small
Then the recent times article was she did both at Newcastle then went to be cabin crew.
Then the recent times article was she did both at Newcastle then went to be cabin crew.
Wasn’t the music degree something to do with the piano .. ooh hang on isn’t she a classically trained penis .. oops pianist ?? Oh and didn’t she say they were gonna get a piano for the GH ? Where the fukk are they gonna put that !!I believe she didn’t complete a degree in anything. She said she did a music degree and that’s a proper lie. Then went to do English instead because her hands were too small
Then the recent times article was she did both at Newcastle then went to be cabin crew.
so far they’ve run out of space …
There’s no office apparently it’s now a parcel room for her mountains of beauty product deliveries..
There’s no wardrobes .. so clothes still at HH
There’s no cupboards or storage .. so bags still at HH.
There’s nowhere secure .. so unworn jewellery still at HH .
The spare bedroom is gonna be filled with the cushions from the garden furniture .
IMHO .. they need to ditch the naff cinema room and make it a wardrobe,dressing room, storage . Room that’s used daily as opposed to a stupid cinema used a few times to impress fwends ..
She can’t make her mind up if she wants to be the girl from a council estate in Manchester who went on to be Virgin cabin crew and can’t talk or spell properly or an English and classically trained music grad turned bankers wife living in her £2mill concrete bunker house in the country with a middle page in the Sunday Times Homes. Either way she’s a scruffy piss head.
Here's the link
Does anyone else get the absolute ick from these advent calendars? 
(not just the ones Lorna has shown, I mean all these crazy skin care/ designer “worth £3000 but £90 with discount code” )
I don’t know why I do, but I do! 
(not just the ones Lorna has shown, I mean all these crazy skin care/ designer “worth £3000 but £90 with discount code” ) I don’t know why I do, but I do! 
Yes! I've never seen/had one that's actually worth having, unless you know you can use all of the products, they're such a waste. I'd rather just spend the money on full-sized versions of products I definitely like.Does anyone else get the absolute ick from these advent calendars?
Also how Lorna always seems to take stuff out of them and claims to gift them to people. Just give somebody the whole thing, it's not like you don't get enough of them!
It’s such a bug bare of mine that influencers think they have to be mysterious and discreet with their products names.
Lorna “capsule moodboard” - but what is it? Is it a clothing line?Photography?
Lydia “independent tanning toolkit” - every asked what is it though?
I don’t get how they expect people to get excited about something when people don’t know what it is
Lorna “capsule moodboard” - but what is it? Is it a clothing line?Photography?
Lydia “independent tanning toolkit” - every asked what is it though?
I don’t get how they expect people to get excited about something when people don’t know what it is
Have you seen the other 2 girls part of the vacuous space project? If she’s paying 3 chicks, she really is earning too much for being a big fat liar.
Maybe for some people it creates mystique but my brain doesn’t work like that, I need to know what something is
It's just a garbled word salad that she thinks sounds high-end and 'editorial'. She doesn't know what it means let alone anyone else 
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