That’s not a typo, it’s a thick bleep who hasn’t got an English degree she purports to haveshe's so 'greatful' apparently
nothing says 'consummate professional' like a clanging typo in the intro blurb
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Please can anyone explain to me what a capsule mood board is? Thank you 
I've seen nicer coats in Primark 
I wonder how expensive this tat going to be
I wonder how expensive this tat going to be
A capsule wardrobe is (usually) a finite number of staple clothing items that can be mixed and matched to create different outfits and a mood board is a planning tool.Please can anyone explain to me what a capsule mood board is? Thank you
So a capsule (wardrobe) mood board is basically a "luxe" way of saying catalogue in Loony world.
We really need to understand the back story here. Obvs it’s a massive vanity project. But to attempt to set up a brand from being a crappy influencer with absolutely NO discernible skill set, no qualifications in designing ( or at all) not to mention looking as utterly tit as she does, it would be interesting for me to know how she thinks she’s going to sell this and it NOT be a nasty extension of the stuff she did at ITS. (Which was cheap, binnable, nasty china-catalogue clothing)
Who is behind this brand apart from John, Lorna, Charley Pet Gay and possibly Lori ? Charley is going to get his contact women to wear it ?
I reckon the mark up is going to be HUUUUUGGGGE.
Who is behind this brand apart from John, Lorna, Charley Pet Gay and possibly Lori ? Charley is going to get his contact women to wear it ?
I reckon the mark up is going to be HUUUUUGGGGE.
Remember ages ago she was very pally with old Donna Ida for a few months? Maybe she hooked loony up with the factories she uses to make her bloody terrible denim jumpsuits.
Are these something that should be marked #ad?
I'm guessing £79.99 for that coat! Higher or lower? 
Absolutely yes!
Reckon £2/300 pitched as “affordable luxury”. She’ll have those arm labels sewn in over here so she can say finished/assembled in the UK by artisans.I'm guessing £79.99 for that coat! Higher or lower?
Lori is confirmed! She has been working in this since she left ITS so Lorna poached her. She’s the designer!
Thanks for the explanation but still feeling rather confused.com
do you think that “a few pictures to sum up what’s coming” would also translate to capsule mood board? 
Yeah, could be. It's anyones guess with Loony.Thanks for the explanation but still feeling rather confused.com
She probably doesn't even know.
Oh higher for sure.I'm guessing £79.99 for that coat! Higher or lower?
Way higher…. I’m thinking £120 ish….I'm guessing £79.99 for that coat! Higher or lower?
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That Lori has made a right gamble hasn’t she?? Imagine choosing to work for a crappy influencer.
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Especially her eyebrows todayEverything about her is so SHODDY
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Why is she in an F'ing jumper! 30c heatwave! Her in a jumper and a John in his tiny yellow shortsEspecially her eyebrows today
Good to see that English ‘degree’ coming through. Anyone know if theres a way to check past alumni at a University? I mean we know its BS but I’d still like the proof.
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"As what I can". In the words of my mother... "Give me strength"
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