I hate bringing her looks into it but not everyone can pull off those hair bands…She looks like a boiled egg. She should stick to using it for face washing and applying make up… oh right, she doesn’t do either of those!
Lisa My_Solo_Journey_to_Mom #12 Nap routine followed to a T, don't kiss the babies, they might get RSV.
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I’ve a high forehead like Lisa (just…less so) and I always put hair bands on with some hair coming out the front to take the curse off it 
In fairness the couch on the cake was part of the iconic friends set. The whole cake was a friends cake. Lisa even has a friends t shirt
I have to believe it's a shadow on her feet. No one's feet could have that dirt on them.
No doubt hoping to be gifted some costumes
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Beggy Mitchel much? You could easily buy 2 new costumes for €30, or less, why would you spend maybe €20 for second hand ones? Shes obviously hoping some poor ejit will say "here, you can have them for nothing" such a scab
even the twins think shes being rediculous from their facial expressions
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Oh for gods sake, there will be Halloween costumes in Aldi soon for €5. I know she may not know this being a first time mom but she has nieces and nephews. Begging for Halloween outfits is beyond cringe.
Tesco, dunnes, Penney’s, the €2 shop, all have costumes for under €20. Seen Some lovely little witch dresses for their age.Beggy Mitchel much? You could easily buy 2 new costumes for €30, or less, why would you spend maybe €20 for second hand ones? Shes obviously hoping some poor ejit will say "here, you can have them for nothing" such a scab
Or online there there is at least 3/4 different costume websites if you wanted to spend more, €20/30 each and way more choice than the shops.
Beggy Mitchell is right!! She’s just embarrassing in every single way!
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Oh duck off Lisa. What would you know about juggling.
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Where is pippa if you are trying to show ‘real life’?
Lisa the lazy liar
Where is pippa if you are trying to show ‘real life’?Lisa the lazy liar
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Long time lurker and seldom comment. Im a FTM to a girl the same age as the twins. Her sleep is shocking, and i have looked into the what i feel is a saturated market of “baby sleep specialists”. How does lisa think this will take of when someone earlier said you have the likes of lucy woulfe who has a reputation. There is way to many “sleep specialists” out there as it is. And being honest its all alot of crap bar the common sense approach.This wan lives in cloud cuckoo land and drives me demented.
as for her meals. I got slightly depressed in myself a few weeks ago over social media wans and how they make amazing pastrys/meals for there little ones. Times have been tough in this house with my little ones attitude etc so meals have just been veg/meat and a bit of mash/pasta/couscous. Inhad to give my head a serious wobble and say NO what im at with food is NORMAL and these insta wans are in a false reality.
as for her meals. I got slightly depressed in myself a few weeks ago over social media wans and how they make amazing pastrys/meals for there little ones. Times have been tough in this house with my little ones attitude etc so meals have just been veg/meat and a bit of mash/pasta/couscous. Inhad to give my head a serious wobble and say NO what im at with food is NORMAL and these insta wans are in a false reality.
Solo Lisa? Who took the photo I wonder?
I have a male friend who’s feet are permanently that colour going around his house. We actually stopped visiting due to the filth. His wife wears slippers so not as obvious
I felt the same a few times re the food, watching her. But honestly it’s all for show with her. And she’s nothing else to be at, she has live in help and a mammy that cleans up after her so she has the time. My fella is 11 months and Up until a few weeks ago it was all pretty basic foods, while the twins were eating pancakes, pastry and half an adult sized beef burger 🫣 but he still had all the main food groups he should be eating and different textures. That’s the main thing.
Now he’s eating lots of the same lunches and dinners as us minus salt etc. Weetabix or ready brek for breakfast everyday without fail. He’s never had a pancake!
That isn’t real life, I don’t see a couch under her arseThe last line
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I wish ireland had a culture of ‘no shoes in the house’, it’s very common in lots of countries. When you think of it, shoes inside is actually disgusting! You could be Hoovering and mopping regularly but if dirty feet are in and out…
I definitely wouldn’t stress over her making a few crappy pancakes & greasy pastries. We only see a tiny snippet of what the girls get each week, she doesn’t document every days food intake. when Ayda emptied the press yesterday there was a big box of readybrek. My guess is the girls get that on the days she can’t be bothered with content.
This absolute bullshit irritates the shite outta me
"One step at a time.. u got this... always another way around..." oh duck off Lisa, u live in bloody Lala land. In the real world of Mom life, nobody is bailing you out so you can piss about in bed all day or surgically attached to the couch.
Today I'm cranky and very emotional. I'm due baby in a just over a month and my hormones are everywhere.. My husband went for "a few quiet drinks" last night and stumbled in and woke half the house at 2am, baby wouldn't resettle and ended up having a very bad night. Then was conked this morning and so I slept in and was late getting the kids up. My 4yo was crying this morning going to pre school, my 8yo is like a teenager lately, so full of attitude. My husband had a day off today and I was looking forward to a bit of help this morning but he was hungover and I was annoyed and so we had a fight instead. No family to call on for help. No friends nearby. I'm working tomorrow for 12hr shift, in a very short staffed and busy maternity unit, hoping tomorrow we might get our breaks as it's so draining otherwise. My hips and back and ribs are really niggling at me now and I'm just frustrated. Where the duck is my Pippa?!
I'm worried about the cost of everything, hence why I'm hoping to stay at wrk for another few weeks. Hoping we'll all cope when baby arrives as I just feel stretched so thin already. A baby is the biggest blessing but it's not an easy transition for anyone in the family and today I'm feeling it all..
And there she is sitting on her hole more than likely getting sick pay, dishing out life advise.
I'm like a briar and just not able for her absolutely bollixology now
"One step at a time.. u got this... always another way around..." oh duck off Lisa, u live in bloody Lala land. In the real world of Mom life, nobody is bailing you out so you can piss about in bed all day or surgically attached to the couch.
Today I'm cranky and very emotional. I'm due baby in a just over a month and my hormones are everywhere.. My husband went for "a few quiet drinks" last night and stumbled in and woke half the house at 2am, baby wouldn't resettle and ended up having a very bad night. Then was conked this morning and so I slept in and was late getting the kids up. My 4yo was crying this morning going to pre school, my 8yo is like a teenager lately, so full of attitude. My husband had a day off today and I was looking forward to a bit of help this morning but he was hungover and I was annoyed and so we had a fight instead. No family to call on for help. No friends nearby. I'm working tomorrow for 12hr shift, in a very short staffed and busy maternity unit, hoping tomorrow we might get our breaks as it's so draining otherwise. My hips and back and ribs are really niggling at me now and I'm just frustrated. Where the duck is my Pippa?!
I'm worried about the cost of everything, hence why I'm hoping to stay at wrk for another few weeks. Hoping we'll all cope when baby arrives as I just feel stretched so thin already. A baby is the biggest blessing but it's not an easy transition for anyone in the family and today I'm feeling it all..
And there she is sitting on her hole more than likely getting sick pay, dishing out life advise.
I'm like a briar and just not able for her absolutely bollixology now
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