Lily Pebbles #47 A slime trail of lame 🐌

[peppin]

How can she not see that obsessing over the content and talking to her viewers about how contrived her life is isn’t appealing?? It’s so inauthentic.

for a such an og content creator (lol) she is really stupid... if you build you brand on sharing your authentic life and being relatable without transferring higher, you shouldn't repeatedly tell your followers that it's all one big lie (tho her followers don't seem to be the brightest so she's probably safe) and you also shouldn't try to do less of a format that brings you the most views (in her case vlogs and lifestyle)

people on tattle can predict what ad and when she's going to make ffs, that's the opposite of someone creative and skilled in marketing

 

[PineappleQueen19]

Lily talking into that stupid fluffy mike while she’s getting her brows done in the middle of Selfridges has sent me

 

[123harry456]

Question why didn’t she wear the silver trousers to her work Christmas party and not the miserable outfit she wore. So depressing. I wear more exciting outfits on a regular work day and I’m corporate hahah

 

[Aardvark]

Is that a sponsored reel from selfridges (in which case why is it not marked as such) or is she genuinely giving a weird tour of one of the most famous department stores in the country.
Also it really grinds my gears that she does not caption anything ever

 

[FrankieBelle]

Wtf is that microphone

Isn't the whole point of that mic is that it's pinned to your front? Wtf is she walking about holding it for?

 

[icannoteven]

Outside content!! Claps!
Her big build up to this content is so anti climax as usual she shouldnt have “explain” the content prior to creating the content, so now the content seem so forced and lame. Walking around a department store, ground breaking!

Why is she holding the mic instead of clipping it to her sweater?

the way she moved about with her hand gestures, she looks like leading a group of senior tourists lol

Amazing georgia isnt dying of embarassment helping her film this but then again apparently they both brainstormed and came up with this right? Lol

 

[RG1986]

What have I just witnessed?! For someone who spoke for hours about CoNtEnT this morning, is that *it*?!

Some kind of GCSE media student roving reporter going around Selfridges pointing out the bleeding obvious - there's an Hourglass in the beauty department. Thrilling.

I still cannot believe that this absolute drivel sustains and provides for, for 4 human beings.
She's boasting how quickly they filmed and edited this...ummm it shows!

 

[Kb29]

The Selfridges reel is bonkers. Deranged moron just desperately trying to make cOntEnt and look giddy all the time..it didn't even have a mood/vibe that would make it cute or festive. That mic holding was so silly lol

 

[Loolar]

Lily talking into that stupid fluffy mike while she’s getting her brows done in the middle of Selfridges has sent me

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I can’t bring myself to see it. A reel popped up on my feed where she starts walking into selfridges and I just had nope out of there so quickly. I feel like it’s the David Brent of influencers doing a guided tour

 

[call.me.coco]

Is she wanting Selfridges to notice her and offer paid sponsorships like Anna?

I can’t see her being in this ‘industry’ for much longer. She is so grubby looking and has a rotten personality.

 

[minsterg]

Is that it ?!
the “ outdoor “ Uber content that we’ve been waiting for post pandemic. Give me strength .

 

[ANiceEgg]

I can’t bring myself to see it. A reel popped up on my feed where she starts walking into selfridges and I just had nope out of there so quickly. I feel like it’s the David Brent of influencers doing a guided tour

Omg The David Brent of Influencers should be next thread title

 

[Sophie85]

David Brent of influencers

this is the best thing I’ve ever read & just so so accurate off the back of that reel. Bravo for winning the internet today

 

[itsmelilly]

Only recently discovered this thread, but I think it’s time for Lily to retire.

 

[Sibyl Vane]

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okayy beauty content creator claps

also in the previous stories to this, she must have said “content” a hundred times

There's ugly, and there's Lily ugly.
I'm fully convinced that her brows are what thick carpets are made of. Welcome to Pukeborough!

edit: oh fck, you weren't joking about that groundbreaking content, holy crap.
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Is a wireless mike supposed to be more visible than a Rich on a leash? No need to answer this rethorical question

 

[Eileen_2019]

No way did that only take her 30 min! The brows alone must have taken some time...
And that microphone.... Did Georgia have to hold her coat as well as film her?

 

[Bonjour92]

I am laughing out loud with all of your comments I’m done for today

 

[Loolar]

Omg The David Brent of Influencers should be next thread title

Oh haha, I wasn’t expecting that. But it just has that awkward surreal feel as you watch doesn’t it? And that still of her talking into the furry microphone as someone is offering a service on her face is just so… jaw drop. How rude and uncomfortable must that have been, and she’s oblivious
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this is the best thing I’ve ever read & just so so accurate off the back of that reel. Bravo for winning the internet today

Oh haha, not expecting this reaction.

 

[_Laura]

That Selfridges reel The “round the corner” bit annoyed me more than it should have. Which corner, Lily? The place is big, which corner are you talking about


I also couldn’t tell which eyebrow had been threaded, not a great ad for the brow bar thingy

She tried, lol.

 

[ANiceEgg]

It’s also the "We’re not messing about!"

She’s desperate to show that she’s achieved something in her day (because it’s rare) but we don’t need to knooow. Just post the forgettable reel and pretend it’s your usual work ethic to get ‘so much’ done in a day. It just emphasises how lazy she usually is. Does she want a pat on the back?!

P.s: @_Laura it wasn’t obvious to me which brow had been threaded, either