She’s really had so much time to prep for this wedding; it’s ridiculous all the mention of it with sub-par results. Just don’t talk about it if you’re not going to plan and put in any effort? I just don’t get it!Is this the wedding she’s been obsessing over for months?!?! I also suspect it’s Debs’ say wedding. How shit of a friend is she and then to publicly admit she forgot about it?!?
I don’t even think it’s that. I think she truly enjoys emasculating RichTranslation: I am too precious to go the local nail salon on my high street (far too pedestrian for Lily) and I’m too tight to pay someone to come to the house.
leaveIs there a thing this man won’t do
-fish tampon
-paint nails
-shave fanny
Your last paragraph made me realise that Lily really does have Boomer energy.I just caught up with Tattle and didn't see the IG story re: Rich doing Lily's nails thankfully.
I think Lily genuinely thinks having Rich do things that emasculates/degrade him is hilarious (to be clear it def isn't).
Growing up requires mental development along with academic development. As Ali Wong rightly said, "Just because you became a parent doesn't mean you grew up." It's clear Lily stopped maturing after 15 years old. I can see a millennial 15 yo finding that amusing (circa 200-2010) but thankfully many millennials now (not all obvs) and gen z overall are more open minded and would mock/berate Lily for finding something like that amusing.
Lily's "humour", her lack of empathy towards others, her performative activism which she clearly dropped altogether this year, begging for freebies/cheapness when she can clearly afford things, her dislike for "foreign languages" being spoken around her, etc.- mark my words, if she isn't already, Lily is def on her way to being a Tory.
Rich has to read out the subtitles to her because she is too busy multitasking. No time to read.I very much doubt she has time for subtitled or dubbed films.
Because she can AF link IKEA items innit so why waste time and energyI’m actually surprised she put that IKEA rail on the wall. Where was the “umming and arrring” for weeks about will she or won’t she?where was the fucking deliberations over where in the room it will go? Where is the poll which asks us to choose between two colours of the rail? Where were the rail samples? Where was the begging for other rails in other materials? I can’t believe she actually made what seems to be a spontaneous decision all by herself and didn’t mull over it for six solid fucking months
I think her being on the way to become a Tory has everything to do with her being stuck as a 15 year old. She never developed her own views and personality, she's parroting what her parents do and say. This has her dad written all over it and she is just acting like him. Of course that has boomer and Tory vibes.It's clear Lily stopped maturing after 15 years old. I can see a millennial 15 yo finding that amusing (circa 200-2010) but thankfully many millennials now (not all obvs) and gen z overall are more open minded and would mock/berate Lily for finding something like that amusing.
Lily's "humour", her lack of empathy towards others, her performative activism which she clearly dropped altogether this year, begging for freebies/cheapness when she can clearly afford things, her dislike for "foreign languages" being spoken around her, etc.- mark my words, if she isn't already, Lily is def on her way to being a Tory.
and IKEA doesn’t do paid sponsorships, so she doesn’t need to be up their assBecause she can AF link IKEA items innit so why waste time and energy
What about all of those interior design youtubers who do what's new in Ikea videos? Are those not sponsored?and IKEA doesn’t do paid sponsorships, so she doesn’t need to be up their ass
Not necessarily. You can get tons of views with IKEA content, though. I have a very small-scale blog that I mainly set up to practice search engine optimisation. A blog post about my IKEA kitchen is the most-viewed article every single month. So yeah, all those views + affiliate links can make you a decent buck. Although I am not sure if IKEA even has an affiliate program, I tried to look for one because my blog post was doing so well but could not find one.What about all of those interior design youtubers who do what's new in Ikea videos? Are those not sponsored?
I doubt they do, because Lily would have AF the shit out of it alreadyNot necessarily. You can get tons of views with IKEA content, though. I have a very small-scale blog that I mainly set up to practice search engine optimisation. A blog post about my IKEA kitchen is the most-viewed article every single month. So yeah, all those views + affiliate links can make you a decent buck. Although I am not sure if IKEA even has an affiliate program, I tried to look for one because my blog post was doing so well but could not find one.
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Well what is there to say about an odd picture of the back of her head? It’s such a strange photo to post. Very nothing-y indeed.Her engagement is ‘nothing-y’. 7 comments
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