Translation: I am too precious to go the local nail salon on my high street (far too pedestrian for Lily) and I’m too tight to pay someone to come to the house.
Did you write this before or after the pedi story?At this point why are they still together, she probably think they are very cool and edgy. Rich is still there because of the money and Grey.
This is not true love it’s just proof rich has absolutely zero self respect. She’s such a c*nt for criticizing his DIY execution then showing him slaving away painting her Sasquatch feet. She always says people don’t understand her humor and think she’s mean to rich but I don’t think she’d be laughing if he were posting these stories about her to an audience even 1/1000th of her audience’s size.
She needs gifted pedi, she won’t pay for oneTranslation: I am too precious to go the local nail salon on my high street (far too pedestrian for Lily) and I’m too tight to pay someone to come to the house.
Hahah before. I mean he mow that lawn haha so pedi is nothingDid you write this before or after the pedi story?
When I saw that, I thought maybe HE’S the one with issues! We’ve been blaming it on Lily but I mean…DIY shelves are prob easier than a pedicure.
He would if he had a shred of dignity left but I think he lost the last little bit fishing for her tampons in the beet juice stained looI hope he told her to take it down
Pluck chin hairsIs there a thing this man won’t do
-fish tampon
-paint nails
-shave fanny
Put shelves upIs there a thing this man won’t do
-fish tampon
-paint nails
-shave fanny
I would like to work with Rich, and then on the morning team call, I will throw that pretend-to-be innocent question, “how was your evening, did you do anything fun”Wow. Looks like Rich maybe (finally) snapped? I'm actually surprised she took the story down. It seems like she usually doesn't care for his feelings at all and she's shared worse than this (fishing tampons out of the loo etc). I think Rich is over being filmed/featured on her IG for laughs/possibly over her.
Is this the wedding she’s been obsessing over for months?!?! I also suspect it’s Debs’ say wedding. How tit of a friend is she and then to publicly admit she forgot about it?!?So she does nothing all day except boss her husband around and post affiliate links and she just forgets to book an appointment for a pedicure?! Gosh she's really the busiest London mum ever. She would have never missed it for the world if it was gifted surely. And sorry I don't want to sound rude but who the hell is going to be looking at her bloody bare toenails when they can stare at her fried hair and hideous dress? I can't imagine what that man had to endure today during the little diy session at least let him have a nice relaxing evening ffs. Poor Rich!