Probably over fed
Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Also it really annoys me how she constantly does those poses where he's facing forward and she's gripping him by the crotch. It looks so unnatural. She rarely seems to hold him to the side. It's like he's got a flat head or something. 
How can we be sure he’s the second coming if we can’t see him head on in every damn pic???Also it really annoys me how she constantly does those poses where he's facing forward and she's gripping him by the crotch. It looks so unnatural. She rarely seems to hold him to the side. It's like he's got a flat head or something.
So he's not even 7 months & she's referring to him as a toddler. She honestly the weirdest person & needs a hobby that does not involve her child, fake to do lists & food.
I'm glad that her chicken has been marinading all day 
That chicken is coal
Of course she calls him a toddler, she was convinced she would give birth when she was 10 minutes pregnant. Everything is such a rush for our Char
She'll be buying his school uniform next.
High school obvs.
High school obvs.
He’s probably got a CV
Parker is actually the accountant and mechanic that Char is always going on about in her to do lists
Umm actually uni, he was too smart for schoolShe'll be buying his school uniform next.
High school obvs.
That kid is massive coz she's been shoveling solids down him since he was born despite him not having any movement/strength in his core. She probably wanted him to sleep better or some selfish crap.
I suspect it’s to do with sleep as well considering she seems to get a lot of sleep for a parent! Probably why she stopped breastfeeding too.
Forget Parker for a minute, She is getting bigger in every post…
I'm not surprised considering she eats so much crapForget Parker for a minute, She is getting bigger in every post…
She’s fuelling her body with good food to be the best version of her self, rememberForget Parker for a minute, She is getting bigger in every post…
Not wanting to blow my own trumpet or anything lol but I really have been fuelling myself over the past two years with actual good food and have lost over a stoneShe’s fuelling her body with good food to be the best version of her self, remember
I bet your plates don’t look like Charquad’s though!Not wanting to blow my own trumpet or anything lol but I really have been fuelling myself over the past two years with actual good food and have lost over a stone
She's so stupid
Did this girl actually go to school?
- Status