Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g

[hayleybaby]

Foooook me, this is like when you go to the opticians for an eye test and some of the test font is purposefully blurry to see how you react to it.

Can someone translate? All I see is "healing", "anixtey", "mental elf" and some dodgy shaped legs in the background!


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BYG forgot to edit her ham hock arm and fist 🫤

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Apparently, she and Larose were there..

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TOWIE's Lauren Goodger's daughter Larose makes filming debut in adorable pics

The Only Way Is Essex star Lauren Goodger has shared adorable behind-the-scenes photos of her daughter, Larose, making her debut with her doting mum on the ITV reality show

www.ok.co.uk

As Del-Boy said to Boycie about Marlene.
"They don't get more dotin' than that.."

 

[Piff paff puff]

What’s with the gym pics everyday !? can’t wait to see what’s on the menu tonight !?

Something luminous yellow again and swimming in grease

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I was half-expecting to arrive here to Lozza's extensive photoshoot of Laorse's latest trip to A&E....................
Its only early I suppose, plenty of time for that

 

[LiarLozza]

Lauren Goodger does not have powerful people putting others on government watch lists, cast spells or any such nonsense
Can we not just stick to facts based on reality- there are more than enough to form a dislike for the gel.

No she does i'm not lying about this she has connections down where I live in the West Midlands. She's what you call a 'gang stalker' it has nothing to do with 'gangs' and everything to do with being stalked by people that can place you on a blacklist that work in authoritian positions i.e local authority, police or emergency services. Its called 'Organised Stalking' or 'Community Policing' its a big thing and a lot of people on Tiktok are talking about it. Theres people in my area that know this woman, I know exactly what i'm talking about she's a vicious witch and she's come after me after I wrote the truth about her in 2021 on this website that 'Jasmine' character on here that's her cousin.

Read about it here where a lady by the name Jane Clift, it happened to her and it took her 4 years to clear her name, this stuff actually ruins people: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...nt-council-complaining-damaged-flowerbed.html
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Ooh hello whats this?

She sits her behind on Telegram and Facebook talking mad about me, she doesn't know me but she knows my brother and 2 of my exs and their vile friends that spend all their days putting hexes/curses on people they dont like which is me. I don't know this woman, I don't want to know her but she's vicious believe you me, my girls and I discovered alot about what these people do.

I'm not going to weigh in too much BUT what i'm speaking of is the truth I have no vendetta against her but i'm clearing myself and putting it out there that this woman isn't the 'lovely gel' she makes out to be.

 

[MrAllSeeingEye]

Did she have a fitness video back when she got really skinny? Or did I dream it?

 

[Kerrie86]

Can’t wait to read this book.

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

This was on the skanky price thread, 0.5 was living up to his nickname….

Katie Price #391 It makes a fool of itself on stage , all the time egged on by Beige

Just seen this … The fucking reset button...if I hear her say that one more time I'm going to punch my phone!

tattle.life

 

[Jujujulia95]

You reckon she'd be in trouble if people cared enough to report her to the ASA? She's lucky most of her followers are bots. She declares maybe one in twenty gifts or things she gets cheaper because she tags them

 

[Jujujulia95]

But you just know she'll get it all sorted without lifting a finger, again.

 

[Notredamn]

Has LaBristow got another talent as well as darts by helping Loz change her old rug into the EastEnders map design x.....

Well done LaBristow, you've done well with the River Thames so far, keep up the good work x ..

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Omg I didn’t see this pahaha x

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Here she is
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Not photoshopped into a skeletal size four though - yet!

 

[maggisojuicy]

I want to put my predictions in now:
Announces bubba has some medical issue - not a real one - I’m talking some sort of made up allergy or adhd type thing. She then uses this as another excuse as to why she can’t exercise/work. She’ll post about how she’s sooo busy and tired looking after this little girl and this new “issue” will become her whole personality/social updates.

Erm. ADHD is not made up lol

 

[Mydog]

Do these people ( mugs ) really do all this work for free ? She is always On the beg

I think this. I know those young girls organised the lazy cow's drawers, but I can't see professionals - electricians, plumbers, etc, doing it for nothing. Who can work for free nowadays ?
Then again, maybe they do - she must get some responses otherwise she'd stop doing it.
Interesting

 

[smellyfootballboots]

unless.... she's got some weight loss deal coming up and actually wanted the pics to look bad so she can do the miraculous whatever it is and earn the money - it's literally the only other explanation I can think of

Definitely and the butt and boob removal too

 

[Bluenose70💙]

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Surely they must have bulk bought them at a knock down price from carpet shops that couldn't sell them

Its as thin as BYG thinks she is, its hideous, I thought something had been spilt on the floor at first.

 

[Notredamn]

The side profile gets me every time

She looks just like Kellie Maloney from the side

 

[Clickbait]

Noooooo waaaaayyyy was it screen recorded?! If so where can i find it?!
I'm new to the thread, been having a good ole laugh reading through it this afternoon

You want to read from this point onwards:

Lauren Goodger #65

Did anyone else hear him ask for a point 5 in the back of story 😳😳

tattle.life

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Having watched The Beekeeper last night I'm thinking perhaps said "Beekeeper" would like to pay a visit to a certain other crooked con-merchant and eradicate her?

 

[Teresa1974]

Poor Larose/Labristow/LaOrse/La’Arg..
It’s nothing personal but her name really and truly is the gift that has been giving and will continue to do so. Lashame!
All the different variations are threaded through the very fabric of these Lozza posts!

Why LaBristow?