Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g

[Chi4]

With the only fans i just don’t know why anyone would pay to look at her bits. Thought the same when I heard Kerry katona was doing it. They go on about having the last laugh but it cheapens them (and they weren’t expensive to begin with).

Deffo not fortnum and masons ! More Kwick save vibes

 

[Notredamn]

How to drive everyone away and completely isolate yourself in 3..2..1… View attachment 2995572

Wow she’s so nasty even to the ones she knows! She’s too demanding of friends. People work and are busy so are demoted to being ‘acquaintances’ for not being at her neck and call. Just such a horrible woman

 

[Jujujulia95]

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

She forgot to photoshop this one! Neanderthal.

 

[geordiegirl]

Lolz now she’s showing us she actually goes in the pool

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Ooh how do we know Lucozaid's been dropped?? I always thought that was a friendship of convenience & that at the flick of an eye lash curler they would bitch each other up. So poor old LaCasualty back in AE, no doubt 'rushed' there & big gel will be licherally sooo tired & exhausted she will take to her bed for the foreseeable.

I think Junaid has just been on holiday for the last week and probs come back and fatty us busy with LaA&E
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She got what she craved.

 

[Sasha Sinclair]

That could be anyone in the pool. I don't think it's her 🫢

 

[NoHintOfDrama]

As always making this a post about herself.
Which adults hold a pen/felt tip like that?
And surely at almost 3, Larose should be corrected about how she's holding her felt tip? (I know it sounds harsh- it's the teacher in me). I know it takes practise and lots of patience, but that's what Mutha should be doing with Bubba, showing Lacrose how to hold her felt tip correctly instead of doing the photoshopped fake smile, pretend colouring and look at me vid.
Lacrose will be starting school hopefully (in the nursery) in September, albeit on a part time basis initially, and helping her with her fine motor skills for drawing/writing and showing her how to hold her pen/crayon/pencil/paint brush will help her, (talking about Bubba of course, not BYG, haha).
Oh my, just think Lacrose is due to start full time at school in Reception in just over a year! She's already at a disadvantage being a late in the school year birthday. Some kids will be almost 5 when they start in the same class, whereas Lacrose will be 10 months behind those with a September/October birthday.
Wonder if she's put Lacrose's name down for a nearby school? She needs to get that sorted if she hasn't already. (I know she's talked of home schooling, but we all know that's not a good idea when your own intelligence level is that of a 5 year old).
I know Loz used to rave about 'how bright' and 'intelligent' Lacrose was for her age: I wonder how good she is at forming simple letters and numbers and colouring?

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A Sept/Oct child is the oldest in their year in the UK.
I was an August baby and always one of the youngest in my class. My oldest peers are turning 50 in September and I’m not 49 till August.

 

[Momohawk]

Filtered pics should 100000000000000% be banned when you're advertising you wares for sale on Oily Flaps. That's like advertising an old banger as a sparkling new car with no dints and scratches. Surely it must be some kind of false advertising? You think you're getting the photoshopped pic when actually you're getting Wild BYG, like getting Tina Malone (Shameless) pre weight loss

 

[kokomonroe]

all the papped shots she always has a oboes to her ear to try to hide all the chins whereas her filtered and shopped photos she always makes a point of giving herself a razor sharp snatched jawline and chin. It’s laughable.
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Look how wavy the windows and phone are

Tidal wave makes my eyes hurt looking at the distorted windows and phone ‍

 

[gloriouscheesecake]

` so exhausted and over stimulated? ` ..... pick one or the other BIGGG gurl ... make it, make sense for once!

Here's an idea .... instead of spending your time posing in the bogs at the JIM ... then spending hours filtering the bog pics to fuck for the gram, trying to fool your even more delusional ` fans ` that you are BYG, and the filtered to fuckery pics, videos are really what you look like, that the DM keep altering your photos, adding on all the bulk we saw, with our own eyes, the other day ... most hands on mamas, even those, unlike you .... who ` work ` ... take their child to the doctor ASAP when they develop a high fever, of over ` 39 ` most areas you can go in as an emergency appoint ..... not wait for days, complain on social media, that she has been sick which is ` so exhausting, and over stimulating you ` WTF does this even mean ..... she really does piss me off, but then I remember this is the desperado, who dosent have 2 brain cells to rub together .... who shagged that ` bear ` creep and the other manky slag pwwicces cast off ` oddbod `

As someone with AuDHD, you can be exhausted and overestimated. And you tend to get exhausted from being overestimated.

 

[Momohawk]

My OH was born Sept 1st - had he been born the day before he'd have been in the same year group as me.

In my class at school, my friend was born on 1st Sept and her brother in August, so they were in the same class. Everyone thought they were twins, but the difference in academic achievement was massive.
Not trying to 'education shame' (lol) summer birthdays but we all know Loz reads this thread, so we'll hope she takes heed. We all remember she barely left the house for the first couple of years after having LaStuckPlop, apart from the odd trip for photoshopping when the 'paps' just happened to be there, so all that time for LaStuckPlop to be socialising, playing and learning with her peers has been lost.
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Why has she been allowed to appear by fidheo link? Gutted......... Now will have to watch Bridgerton instead..........

 

[bignellie]

I'm trying to be nicer with my comments, as I do have a heart ` somewhere ` ..... however .... fucking hell!! her head is bigger than the body, she really cant put on any more weight ... she won't be able to carry that massive bonce

ha ha bonce, that takes me back, dont hear it much anymore

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

I read an article somewhere stating that having a BBL removal can be just as dangerous as when having it done in the first place.Grim reading.

 

[troutpout69]

Loooool Just made Love Pom xxxx...

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This is my absolute favourite x

 

[ohcomeon99]

I know Lauren has sisters. Do they all work and have jobs, family etc? She never mentions them other than on birthdays by posting a years old photo of her with them otherwise they don't seem involved in her life much....

Ah yes, Nicola and Rhiannon (I think) Tried to make them like the Sims I guess but didn’t work as they all have shit personalities and are dickheads. Nicola and Lauren fell out due to “the pressures of fame” but think they are mates again

 

[fimfim]

Ultimate comeback as a regular? Umm I would say 3 mins over 3 episodes would not fall under the definition of ‘regular’. And she just lip smacked and said I’m a mum now. Exciting!
A million Instagram followers….well maybe 1000 actual human followers but the rest are bots and sadly pointless trying to use her to sell anything as bots can’t buy food boxes/sex toys/cheap clothes/arsenic.
Wants to use her platform to raise awareness, for what? Selling sex, promoting cam girls, financial fraud, photoshopping to the point it is soooo far from the truth. I’m not sure how any of that is linked to infant loss….
On the box talent- you guys have made such a smart move 🫠

This is definitely a damage limitation attempt.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Jesus is this meant to be her pregnant with Lorena or Labristow?
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Either way she looks like that wicked character from beauty and the beast? I think that’s the one. I thought her endgame was to get more OF pervs to join up, why would they join something that’s so unattractive like this.

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

Apparently, she and Larose were there..

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TOWIE's Lauren Goodger's daughter Larose makes filming debut in adorable pics

The Only Way Is Essex star Lauren Goodger has shared adorable behind-the-scenes photos of her daughter, Larose, making her debut with her doting mum on the ITV reality show

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Thanks Smelly! I was looking at Amy’s inst, no sign of her there

 

[GalGal]

As a teacher for a LONGGGG time, I can definitely answer your last question with a resounding NO! The basic mistakes she continuously makes are taught when children are aged 5-7. So when you use the wrong there, their and they're there's (no pun intended) something not quite right.

There was a troll on her on the last thread defending her (she's not posted since), saying that when you post on IG or any social media, 'its not like you spell check everything or proof read it before posting' and blamed her mistakes on typos. Again the answer is a big NO!
The sad bit is how she thinks she is intelligent enough to home-school Larose.

You definitely should proof read social media posts, you can also go back and edit them if need be.