Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g

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Anna666 said:
She lives in flipping lala land .... lives her life through her phone and filters, on IG, has been living this way for a while now .... she's not very bright, so in her mind ... she honestly believes, that the images she heavily filters, are what she looks like IRL, fantasy and reality have now blurred into one, leaving her stuck with this unhealthy delusion, her mind now programmed in this fantasy ...... a good therapist can help shock her out of this mindset, instead of wasting money on crap, procedures, she doesn't need, regularly eating out all for posting on the gram ` that fake world ` ..... she should pay for a professional, to help her, get her life back on track .... and stay longterm to make real changes

Dear BIGGGG lozzz, we know you are here reading .... it's time to get real, you are obese, look unhealthy, in face and body, that is not me being cruel ... it's very clear from these pics we saw in the DM, on the good morning sofa, on towie .... ` THAT IS WHAT YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE ` ... if you're happy this size, that's fine ... just stop with the extreme editing, just be yourself, and live free without the fear, that some pap will get you in the wild, that's a horrible way live life, constantly being scared, because you refuse to face the reality of your situation ..... embrace YOU accept who YOU are.... if you're not happy ` fucking do something about it `... stop fucking moaning, using excuse after excuse, inviting the pity party ...... this just makes you look a bigger fool .... the enabling prats around you, are doing you no favours by stroking this massive ego you have, by lying to you, they don't have your best interests at heart, these people don't care and most probably put the phone down, and snigger about it

Finally, it really is time to grow up, it isn't only about you anymore .... you have a child, who is learning from you, she is looking to YOU for everything ... what are you teaching her? .... also sadly, once she starts school, other kids can be quite nasty, I watched this happen, when my two were younger ... It is not right, however life is not fair, the playground can be a brutal place .... if a parent stands out, there will be gossip, and in turn, their children start to take the piss, and once one starts, it's the ripple effect, your daughter will be picked on, even though I don't like you ... I don't want that for the little girl ... there's nothing more painful, than seeing a child miserable, because their pier's are not playing nice, taking the piss out of their parent ... I made sure, I never did ... wore anything, that would embarrass my children in front of others, I like many other parents, put the children first ... please stop with this quest of being some type of zlister, you're not cut out for it ... that time is now gone .... get properly trained in something you enjoy, and then start working .... not grifting your way through life ..... be an example, not an embarrassment for the little one who watches everything you do
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well said xx
 
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CrazyBaldhead

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Nosymum said:
How much would something like that actually cost? I’m guessing she’s not paying for it, Given the amount of adverts, but surely they won’t get a return on their investment having people like her and skanky advertise!
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A good couple of grand with fitting. I was lucky as Mr Crazy is in the building trade and had one of his mates fit ours. It's completely pointless having work done to a rental property full stop.
 
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MrsGripperStebson said:
Ooooo, was she not invited to Amy Childs twins birthday party? I don’t watch the towie shit but the party just popped up on my IG and despite my zooming in couldn’t see BFL at all, how embarrassing 🤣
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Apparently, she and Larose were there..

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TOWIE's Lauren Goodger's daughter Larose makes filming debut in adorable pics

The Only Way Is Essex star Lauren Goodger has shared adorable behind-the-scenes photos of her daughter, Larose, making her debut with her doting mum on the ITV reality show
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AimlessShameless said:
My money's on long dark flowing clothes, large sunglasses and large blow dried hair to hide her putinesque face and a bag as big as a house to hide her gut.

You never know what stress will do though, for her it will be feast or famine, so we could be surprised.
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Jujujulia95 said:
So we've got:

-Meratol
-her workout DVD
-BoomBod
-Skinny Syrup
-SkinnyCoffeeClub


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There was that dodgy insurance one too. Polly. I don’t think it was dodgy. Can’t remember
 
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Those Venetian blinds in the birthday video for Chaz don't look temporary at all? They actually look quite nice and dimming?
 
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Norfolking Good said:
I’m utterly baffled how she is paying a commercial rent? She is so lazy she can’t even advertise anything properly of with any energy and she is toxic in terms of big brands. The Yew Choob channel never appeared (too much work) and the clothing line for gyppos registered blind also fell through. How is she paying for anything??
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The lady spreads her legs and takes pics and rubs her nipples online. We’ve seen the pics. All filtered pictures. The last laughs on her…she can rub her nipples online and get paid her wages for the week and she’s away laughing!! I mean she said she would never expose herself like this but she became desperate and she’s to lazy to try harder to be a better person for her daughter. No issues with this work but when your in the public eye you have think about your family who are also now exposed to your saggy tits and fatty vagina pics.
These idiots think they’re paying for a s14 chick from her pictures. If they knew what she really looked like I don’t think they would be paying to see her. But it’s easy money for her.
 
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She paid for this look. Her big breast implants are saggy as , who is going to pay when they need replacing or go toxic? Nhs probably. X this for every silly body modification for vanity.
Eta . Times this body mods
 
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