Lauren Goodger #81 Still selling crap at the jumble sale of doom, the great big catfish with face like a moon

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Don't insult Yorkshire puddings!!
I bow my head in shame ..the last thing I want to do is put the scrunchies off their yorkies ..let's say then she looks like a Yorkshire pudding when it goes wrong ..you know when you open the oven door too early and it sinks and goes all crappy ..a deflated wrong yorkshire pudding ..with no centre and no meaning ..just a soggy mess ..

Spot the difference
This is brilliant..its uncanny !

The diet's going well then Big Gel?

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Is that her missing arse implant ..!

Where is this? It’s not showing on his insta?
It was a dark year because he was eclipsed by big loz ..the shadow of doom and all that is fake..hes still a twat tho..!

BIG Loz only fans leak….
Omg that's brilliant ..
 
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Oh my, you are a truly devoted Scrunchie for doing all these for us. I have laughed so hard at this one my cankles need a hose down!
 
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She’s got a resting bitch face hasn’t she. So soft pretty she is.

And whoever did her eyelashes needs sacking. Can’t even see her eyes. Just because some people suit it, doesn’t mean everyone does. She must think she looks so sexy when someone puts lashes on her but she doesn’t suit them if anything makes her face look even bigger cause can’t even see her eyes.
 
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Stuffing her big moon face again. That food looks as shit as she is and definitely not worth a picture.

 
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Her insults on the fur coat are hilarious! but getting removed as soon as they go on! I got blocked, and you can’t tag preloved to PETA it says preloved doesn’t allow you to tag them to PETA, she knows she is bang out of order!
Shes now got the jumble sale page on private - tramp.
 
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Just because it has salad on the plate BYG , it doesn’t mean it’s healthy. She can’t half pack the grub away . Does she ever eat in ?
 
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Haha. And I think she just made the account private. Was viewing the item, and then it flashed up saying this account is private

“Sources tell The Sun Lauren is planning to donate the money raised to charity.” YEAH RITE!!
 
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When I saw yesterdays DM pics, I honestly thought she'd had under eye or eyelid surgery!
But yes, I think you're right and it's her crappy eyelashes.
 
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She seriously believes that if she puts elfy veg or salad on a plate, that it counts as a good nutritious meal! How much butter is on that bread!
 
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Is it butter or mustard on the bread?
Is it an omelette?
Is that what, cranberry? Jam? Eh??
And a handful of leaves from a bag.

Looks manky whatever it all is.

She seriously believes that if she puts elfy veg or salad on a plate, that it counts as a good nutritious meal! How much butter is on that bread!
If it looked like nice butter I'd say not enough, I like butter
 
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Pancake face is what she is!

She’s so greedy. She posted that pasty+bread carb combo at a time when most of us were having breakfast or a mid morning coffee.

Thank you, Clickbait for your efforts. A real kiss of life for us scrunchies who are, unlike BYG, starving (for content).
 
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can I vote for get this fucking monstrosity off my head, please ta

Haven’t a scooby what this is for her tea, but it looks big, cheesy and unhealthy
3 foot wide pizza?
 
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