And just like that I suddenly I feel better about my extra poundsthank you Lauren
"A keg on legs" I am fuckin DECEASED hahhahahhahha call the coroner scrunchies I've gone hahhahhahhahahahhahhahahhhahahhshhasha hahhhhahhahhahha xx
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Imagine how immense she would be without the Roffmans Diet Plan!Thank youxx
Loooool I never thought of that with the whoppie cushion.. that would be good to do at work to a person or boss you don't like loooolxx
Loz is so big that even Henry Hoover looks small next to herx
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Also, which one of you is on DeviantArt doing these edits for what seems to be a feeder/expansion/fairy perv-community to earn a side buck? Pom, no need to resort to this, you could've just told us you needed some money!
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She had the outer layer of fat removed (right under the skin) but the fat around her internal organs has more than made up for it and soaked up all the extra weight.
Poor sod looks like she swallowed a beer barrel.
Poor sod looks like she swallowed a beer barrel.
How can anybody seriously imagine that coffee table nailed onto her looks good? It's a joke surely?The longer she stands there, the more Henry Hoover gets traumatised..esp when the arse is nearx
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Why does her arse crack look sweaty in that lilac outfit?Also, which one of you is on DeviantArt doing these edits for what seems to be a feeder/expansion/fairy perv-community to earn a side buck? Pom, no need to resort to this, you could've just told us you needed some money!
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loz is wearing crop tops because from her perspective her belly is flat. Like a baby who thinks they're hiding because they can't see you, she can't see her enormous front bum because it's not visible under her mahoosive tiddies
She's almost square now.
That ditzy bimbo gig works fine for airheaded 20 somethings fishing for a sponsor. But when youโre a mother, 36 yo, obese, semiliterate and famous for flashing your flabby mum-boobs and southerly migrating arse-implants on SM - That โlittle-womanโ ship has well and truly sailed.This whole women are happy with a clean house and candles bullshitsheโs such a โpick meโ that she doesnโt even realise what sheโs doing. Sheโs one of those girls who would say they donโt believe in feminism just so men think sheโs really cool and laid back. Div
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She posted pic 1, after one of her and odd bods many breakups, where they both unfollowed each other on IG and deleted all photos of them together ... I know he is also thick, but this pic was taken a good 15yrs ago ( probably during her porta potty ` dubia ` days ... rich Arabs, paying to tit on her ... what wonderful memories ) how did she think this would lure him back, when he knows what she looks like behind closed doors ( why the duck she wants the creep back, is beyond me, he`s hardly a catch himself 
) .... pic 2 again was taken many years ago, before the ridiculous horrendous surgeries .. if she had not gone under the knife, no botox, fillers, that ARSE ... or any other crap she has done to ` enhance ` herself she was not a stunner, but attractive, and could have aged quite well, instead of this beast we see now
) how did she think this would lure him back, when he knows what she looks like behind closed doors ( why the duck she wants the creep back, is beyond me, he`s hardly a catch himself ) .... pic 2 again was taken many years ago, before the ridiculous horrendous surgeries .. if she had not gone under the knife, no botox, fillers, that ARSE ... or any other crap she has done to ` enhance ` herself she was not a stunner, but attractive, and could have aged quite well, instead of this beast we see nowAttachments
Agreed. She was fine before with a pretty face.She posted pic 1, after one of her and odd bods many breakups, where they both unfollowed each other on IG and deleted all photos of them together ... I know he is also thick, but this pic was taken a good 15yrs ago ( probably during her porta potty ` dubia ` days ... rich Arabs, paying to tit on her ... what wonderful memories
โWhat wonderful memoriesโ made me howl! You have no idea how happy I am to see this out in the wild pics scrunchies! Canโt wait for the next instalment!She posted pic 1, after one of her and odd bods many breakups, where they both unfollowed each other on IG and deleted all photos of them together ... I know he is also thick, but this pic was taken a good 15yrs ago ( probably during her porta potty ` dubia ` days ... rich Arabs, paying to tit on her ... what wonderful memories
I still can't believe she denies having a BBL... It is so obvious it's embarrassing.
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Lauren also said she hadn't had a Brazilian bum lift, a procedure in which a surgeon removes fat and puts it in the bum to make it bigger.
"No, I've just got a big a**e! Feel free to do any X-rays or scans or whatever you need to do to prove it," she added.
"Fat transfers don't last. You need to keep getting them redone and I'd be forever under the knife if that were the case!"
She has previously insisted that her bum comes from doing squats and weight training.
Lauren said: "I have to say I found that entertaining. I thought it was quite a compliment for everyone to think that I must have had something done.
"I didn't mind that attention at all!"
HMMMMMMM. Sure Big Gel.
Also found this photo of our bewful nashrul stunner. She really does look like a lion.
Lauren Goodger denies having implants and insists she's 'always had a big bum'
Former TOWIE star Lauren Goodger has denied that she's had bum implants, claiming she's 'always had' a big bum
Lauren also said she hadn't had a Brazilian bum lift, a procedure in which a surgeon removes fat and puts it in the bum to make it bigger.
"No, I've just got a big a**e! Feel free to do any X-rays or scans or whatever you need to do to prove it," she added.
"Fat transfers don't last. You need to keep getting them redone and I'd be forever under the knife if that were the case!"
She has previously insisted that her bum comes from doing squats and weight training.
Lauren said: "I have to say I found that entertaining. I thought it was quite a compliment for everyone to think that I must have had something done.
"I didn't mind that attention at all!"
HMMMMMMM. Sure Big Gel.
Also found this photo of our bewful nashrul stunner. She really does look like a lion.
Oh Lauren who are you kidding?
Her parents raised a perv exhibitionist who puts a small child in seedy boob clips. thatโs more than taking advantage - itโs exploitation.
Remind meโฆ how long was she with young Chaz before she pulled the โIโm pregnantโ card on him?
She used the gormless fool from the moment they met!
Does she have to pay Chaz child maintenance for the days baby L is with him? โฆ Presuming she earns more than he does. Something is irking her.
Her parents raised a perv exhibitionist who puts a small child in seedy boob clips. thatโs more than taking advantage - itโs exploitation.
Remind meโฆ how long was she with young Chaz before she pulled the โIโm pregnantโ card on him?
She used the gormless fool from the moment they met!
Does she have to pay Chaz child maintenance for the days baby L is with him? โฆ Presuming she earns more than he does. Something is irking her.
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Anna das bewful, me deadAlone she me ... fart in bed me she .... chilli me eat, again fart me .... candle has me ... pay she bills ... 100% not she .. heating 24/7 full blast .... trdishuion ... tradicdul ... trasdusual ... fuckin stooopid aint I, jus sumitimes me proper, not speack ... two brian cells me have, I FINK... mum life is me ... yung bewwful gurl me is
... ME want CAKE!
Scrunchies assemble! Where has her Laurenbody IG page gone that she started up when she went to one gym session a month ago? And she had lactic acid in her muscles the next day according to Big Loz! 
she has taken the link off her main IG page
she has taken the link off her main IG page 
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Its still there but her being so insperasional and all that, a bewful yung gel doesnโt need to postScrunchies assemble! Where has her Laurenbody IG page gone that she started up when she went to one gym session a month ago? And she had lactic acid in her muscles the next day according to Big Loz!
She has deleted all the posts too on her body page from what I can see.Scrunchies assemble! Where has her Laurenbody IG page gone that she started up when she went to one gym session a month ago? And she had lactic acid in her muscles the next day according to Big Loz!
sponge bob fat pants.
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