Lauren Goodger #5 Only seen after dark, probably in a random car park.

[Norfolking Good]

 

[NinaStar90]

Has he got ones of other lads or are those 'premium'?

Can we all chip and and message him saying we will pay him a tenner over the private chat if he sends an unshopped pic of Lauren?

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

She's ready to go in goals ! It's just so shiny .

Looks like it would give you a bad case of BO and Thrush.
Also it’s another brand setting up unsustainable fashion. So it’ll
All end up on landfill sites next year. Fucking idiots

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Same. I don’t think she’s ever been attractive.

Glad it's not just me! She's wasn't ugly, but certainly not pretty, either - typically average and she looked like every other woman who wanted that essex look. Now she really does look piggy with her tiny eyes and puffed up face and lips, it's horrible! She's deformed herself and if she stopped with all the treatments tomorrow, god help her as I think the damage is done....

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

The curtains

OMG hun u r so jel its the natrall breeze makin them sway

 

[Clickbait]

Do you think if she was offered everything she professes she wants - true love, marriage, kids etc. but she had to give up the ‘celebrity’ life and no longer be ‘famous’, she’d take it? Something tells me no...

 

[Katie8ee]

Nothing says romance like covering up your fellas face so the attention is all on you obviously this photo never passed her rigorous quality testing

 

[behindthesofa]

People say she used to be pretty, but even in her TOWIE days, I think she's really average, quite chavvy with dead eyes.

No, she's never been attractive really. If she didn't have such a vile personality then nobody would care, but she thinks everyone is jealous. Not in this lifetime sunshine!

 

[Chi4]

Straight home for these two , farting their arses off in bed after all that food again ! Slobbering all over each other like a pair of 15 year olds

What filter does she use ? Completely changed her flat square face ?!?

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

If its the large double flap is 30cm diameter
Maxi is 33cm

I don’t really want I think about her maxi flaps

 

[Ambrosie]

The begging for a tree ffs. Someone tell her about Google please. That's how you find a tree if you arent a scrounger

She’ll just decorate it with vine tomatoes and mayonnaise anyway

 

[Mamamiah77]

On what

charles did a live on instagram and all the comments were hilarious

You were watching to! She treats him like a child! He was holding the lights and she said give!

Charles is a HOBOSEXUAL he will let Lauren treat him whatever way she wants as long as he gets free meals and live in a big house lol

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

The broccoli

But it's Monday Tattlers, that's the day she "craves goodness" FGS keep up you lot

 

[stopthescams]

Who is she kidding?

 

[Chi4]

Wow , LG had a Big Mac now eating a full blown curry now. I thought I could put it away. This pair don’t stop eating !! Hope they have two toilets

 

[Jaybtee]

She looks like she would eat her own young

 

[WordSalad]

She’s a lazy cow , lays in bed most of the time and eats shit loads of sweet corn as all she has to do is open a


No wonder she is so fat. Her diet is appalling

Soon be time for her new year new me posts. She'll swig a green smoothy cos she needs the goodness, pose in a car park on her way to the gym lol and by the evening she'll be troughing a huge take away. It's an annual event.
And whatever size is that grey hoody her 'wardrobe sorter' held up? It could double as a tent.

 

[Noonoosanne]

I seriously think they are the same person or backgrid package one!

Lauren goodger #6: Corn, Tomato, Pudding and Pie, kissed the Boy and made him Bi

This is a classic

 

[Dinkydonut]

At this point she's actually an illustration

I can remember a show my kids used to watch called Roy who was literally a drawing this is Lauren’s future

 

[Katie8ee]

Fellow Tatlers not going to lie , I am sat in a pub three drinks down on a Tuesday afternoon in the rainy Highlands of Scotland. I give you the latest bunch of bullshit , I think I wouldn't have such an issue if she wasn't such an absolute fucking liar.

Lauren Goodger, 34, attributes her weight loss to lockdown romps

Speaking to new!, she said of her weight loss: 'Having loads of sex LOL! When you're in a relationship even though we do nice things, I never finish my dinner. I don't really snack but he eats a lot'

www.dailymail.co.uk