Lauren Goodger #5 Only seen after dark, probably in a random car park.

[annabelle_bronstein]

Nice black outline!

I just love the fact she still maintains her ass is natural when it looks like two melons in a sack

 

[Chi4]

I don’t believe these two actually do the deed.

I’m sure they may just lay in bed farting their guts up after all those takeaways . I wouldn’t be able to move let alone do the deed lol

 

[Crapbagchrissie]

Ironic that they are so worried about what they put in their bodies except when it comes to penis.

Neither of them are too fussy in that respect. Least the Goodman's duped some footballers. Best goodger could manage was bob the builder, desperate for fame who will mount anything

 

[Jolie1988]

Her face is going to be panoramic if she keeps going

 

[265]

That is the least erotic thing I’ve ever seen haha. It’s like some pissed up tramp who’s fallen over

You mean like Kerry Katona and that Famous airport photo.

 

[liar liar]

If you saw them walking towards you you'd cross the road

Actually I'd wave a wooden cross and shout 'unclean' whilst chewing some garlic too!

 

[Glortard]

Fellow Tatlers not going to lie , I am sat in a pub three drinks down on a Tuesday afternoon in the rainy Highlands of Scotland. I give you the latest bunch of bullshit , I think I wouldn't have such an issue if she wasn't such an absolute fucking liar.

Lauren Goodger, 34, attributes her weight loss to lockdown romps

Speaking to new!, she said of her weight loss: 'Having loads of sex LOL! When you're in a relationship even though we do nice things, I never finish my dinner. I don't really snack but he eats a lot'

www.dailymail.co.uk

Two immediate lies from that article

- she is a big unit which has only been growing throughout the lockdown
- she has not had any sex with Charles as he is too busy smashing other trackie chav boy's back doors in

 

[Cloudfromspace]

So a spot of cross-posting but saw this on the KP thread that I don’t normally read and had to share it here. I wonder if he’ll do another one with Lauren twerking on the car bonnet?

[/QUOTE]

Oh my god, that video it literally the best thing I have ever seen I can't even, it's hilarious

 

[Sunnydaze101]

People say she used to be pretty, but even in her TOWIE days, I think she's really average, quite chavvy with dead eyes.

Same. I don’t think she’s ever been attractive.

 

[Clickbait]

Do you reckon The Wrights look at her IG for content comeback

As much as she repulses me, he does too. He has got a radio show but is totally unsuited to the format - terrible vocabulary, no content ideas, keeps repeating himself. The term ‘wifey’ makes me want to anyway, but how crass is that post. Look at me eating lobster!

 

[Glortard]

WTF!!!! people are going in on her in the comments so hurry along before she deletes them all

Just asked this on the post " Do you take one before or after the massive takeaway you eat each night? "

Will see if it stays

 

[abcdabcd]

Each photoshop looks like a different celeb to me

The 'Kylie':

The 'Jessica/Ken Doll':

The 'Carmen Electra':

 

[Mrs Brill]

She'll get it too,for free obvs.Fuckin grifter.

Doesn’t always work; does anyone remember the time she was hungover, begging for three roast dinners, bouncing around on the bed screaming “THIS ARSE NEEDS FOOD!” only to be completely ignored and forced to order take out from KFC?

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Looking at her sweaty face she's either off her head or has a temperature and should probably be self isolating. And look at chunky Chas with his jodhpur legs.

When I saw her at a pub a few months ago this is how I remembered her. Very greasy oily dirty looking stuck up mean not pretty face. She looked wide. Her butt came into the room five seconds after the rest of her. I’m amazed at how much editing goes on and how good she is at it. Sometimes I think I imagined what I saw but then when I see pictures like today I know I wasn’t imagining it. I even had to google if u can edit videos because I thought surely you can’t do that but you can, she does it’s simple.

 

[Cloudfromspace]

Splash vs backgrid

 

[Blakelycakey]

Long time lurker on this thread but couldn’t not comment this photo is speaking to me “here’s Johnny”

 

[Jolie1988]

, suffercated. Bet she's one of them that says, can you be more Pacific...

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Is it just me or is there still dirt on these?View attachment 330720

Ingrained 'backgrid carpark' dirt is hard to shift yano

 

[NinaStar90]

That's a prolapsed anus.

 

[Dinkydonut]

Everyone don't go anywhere near her with an erasure!
I crack myself up at times.

I’m sure Andy Bell and vince Clarke have no intention of going near the Goodger #Erasure