Lauren Goodger #5 Only seen after dark, probably in a random car park.

[Chi4]

Each photoshop looks like a different celeb to me

The 'Kylie':

The 'Jessica/Ken Doll':

The 'Carmen Electra':

I live about ten min drive away , I will catch her one day and take a sneaky pic lol have seen her a few times previously.

 

[lamaitresse]

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The first one she just posted on Instagram. The second one was from DM last year. . She knows she looks like a pig and needs all that editing

Is this a Spot The Difference competition? I might need a spare hour

 

[Dinkydonut]

The Sun have better photo's of her arse than the Mail... well that's a first.

Lauren Goodger's bum sparks confusion with gravity-defying angle

While Lauren Goodger has previously admitted to a nose job, breast implants, liposuction and sculpting, she credits any changes in her rear to her hard work at the gym - dismissing the suggestion that she has implants to build her figure

www.mirror.co.uk

So I’ve just asked my 19 year old son if he finds Lauren attractive n he said n I quote
“ nah man that’s dead n her ass looks like it smells of out of date whotsits”

 

[Resting Rage Face]

So he posted this on his stories , she is not going to be happy as it isn't filtered to fuck . The strange thing is though he posted if 15 hours ago which means she was in her bed at 7pm on a Saturday night ? I smell shitteee

Wow. She looks like she's been embalmed.

 

[lalalanded]

My God, she wasn't the most stunning girl and she was certainly a complete thunderc*nt but it's hard to believe this is what she once looked like:



It's just tragic what she's done to herself. I don't mean to be morbid but I don't see things ending well for her, she seems pretty far gone.

 

[NinaStar90]

What happened to the rest of her teef?

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That's not a tooth, that's a bit of sweetcorn from her pre dinner spag bol.

 

[Mimi_milkshake]

newbie here.. I just can’t stop watching this shit show
I’ve been in bed since yesterday with mastitis and the only thing that’s taken my mind off the pain is reading these threads!!
I’ve always thought she was awful I’m the same age as her and used to party a lot in Essex back in the day. Always been rude and thought she was better than anyone else the sense of entitlement was insane..

 

[Lanacash]

Forgot to pay Backgrid again I think.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

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Omg my cat produces more appetising vomit

happy Thursday girlies

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Suffercated - like when she straddles Charlie boy on various items of grey crushed velvet furniture

 

[Glortard]

Found it but I am not a member of the site so I apologise for the thumbnail.
BUTT you get the idea.

Coat!

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She is exhausted after a marathon session on the throne emptying her bowels that she never had the energy to pull her joggies up is the more likely than trying to be sultry and sexy

 

[bubblebar1317]

Ok guys, I decided to take one for the team

Ok guys, I decided to take one for the team and subscribe for the fee of $6 to Charles only fans

 

[Glortard]

I can’t see any; there’s just the Toby Carvery which I’m assuming she didn’t get dressed up for but then who knows can’t see the paps just waiting outside her flat for a photo... why doesn’t she even change the location of the setup paps/backgrid. I couldn’t be arsed getting ready, nipping downstairs to get photo done then back in again

Thanks so clearly she is just getting ready in the flat before nipping to the car park and then sending them on to backgrid to flog them on to the likes of the daily mail for a few hundred quid. Then back to the flat for some sweetcorn dish before Charles gets his cock out for the lads online.

 

[Katie8ee]

You lot are on fire today I am howling at these comments just had a look at the Twitter link he gives me the actual fear. I think because of the way it's shot and she is evidently the camera man on some of it that I feel like I'm watching private footage as opposed to just porn. It has a very voyeuristic feel .

Imagine your there trying to sleep in your big pink fleece hoodie and your boyfriend is in the corner selling his dick for spare change.

What a life

 

[265]

I don’t know why I put myself through this but someone’s posted a pic of her from her Admire me site on that other rude forum. It’s her lying on a bed with her joggers pulled down and her massive butt out. She’s all class isn’t she. I’m sure if she ever had future kids they would love to see this. Not sure if I can post the screenshot here

Found it but I am not a member of the site so I apologise for the thumbnail.
BUTT you get the idea.

Coat!

 

[NinaStar90]

She is a horrendous for this and spreading misinformation. Nothing worse than stupid people with a following. Just like that bloody antivaxxer friend of hers Lauryn Goodman

Ironic that they are so worried about what they put in their bodies except when it comes to penis.

 

[NinaStar90]

Her facial features are either shrinking or her actual face is getting bigger. Either way it'll be from this to this if she keeps puffing herself up.

 

[Traveler001]

Gyms are closed but the carpark is always open

 

[Traveler001]

Oh my God! Look at her face and she appears to be trying to mount him from behind. Look at his left leg! She is so photoshopped it's taken half his leg away.

It looks like the promo photo for one of those films channel 5 have on in the afternoons 'stalked by my doctor' 'love and betrayal' 'my mother, my killer' that kind of thing. What would their film be? 'Hobosexual and stalked' 'Love online, murder offline' 'Closed doors hide all'.

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

“When PETA approached me to work with them to help raise awareness about the suffering of snakes and other animals for fashion, I jumped at the chance” says Goodger. “I hadn’t realised how inhumanely these animals are killed for fur, leather, skin etc. so I think it’s really important to raise awareness of this for other people who, like me, don’t realise the true severity of the situation. Every bag, belt, or shoe made from exotic skins comes with a high price – and it’s paid by the animals who are cruelly killed for products no one needs”. She adds, “I urge people to visit the PETA website and watch the horrific undercover footage narrated by Joaquin Phoenix. I know when people see it, they won’t want anything to do with the cruel exotic-skins industry and will join me in keeping wildlife out of their wardrobes”.

That statement was definitely written by her. 100%. No doubt in my mind.