Lauren Goodger #46 She was a ball. Chaz was a bike. He got new teef and rode off into the night!

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Congratulations to @Caw1982 for the very apt thread title. Charlie has now left the building.

Special mention goes to @NinaStar90 for this belter. Poetic in its simplicity, and so very clever.

Roundup to follow…

 

[Caw1982]

duck yeaaaaaaassssss I've finally got one.
Thank you BYG and Chaz for making it possible

 

[NinaStar90]

Can't wait for the roundup. I am so excited for this thread, finally some drama!!

 

[Cocobaby09]

Back to being a single Bewful youngel

 

[Jolie1988]

He bike .

This is going to turn ugly, he seems very cold now they have split, it only lasted until after the baby was born so he could squeeze every last penny out of that relationship. He really is horrible, she isn't any better but to post that whilst your ex is posting about how tough the last few days have been whilst their daughter was on hospital is pretty low. Wonder who his next work wife target will be

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

Just to say- in 2 years I’ve not had covid19. I’m an nhs worker currently off with covid; this winter wIlL be different and tricky to navigate.

that kid and loz had/have the rona and she won’t say it.


It’s tit thats he’s chosen now to announce it but I reckon this is orchestrated for the meeja. They’ll be back together by xmas or he’ll be balls deep ina love island reject.

is it to piggy back off of KPs bullshit… maybe. He’ll drop her name guaranteed

 

[Greggs Sausage Roll]

She mentioned there’s ‘more to it’ referring to the split... #DNA#TEST

 

[Jolie1988]

She mentioned there’s ‘more to it’ referring to the split... #DNA#TEST

Well we were very dubious at the start as she seemed to conceive before she even met him . Wouldn't surprise me if he was nothing to do with the baby and she's used a sperm doner as she wanted to be a mum

 

[Bonbon76]

tit the bed, I went to work and everything happened.

Someone pour the tea, I'll grab some snacks. Custard cream anyone?

 

[Greggs Sausage Roll]

tit the bed, I went to work and everything happened.

Someone pour the tea, I'll grab some snacks. Custard cream anyone?

Same! I need to stock up on me sausage rolls!

 

[pinkstar16]

Well we were very dubious at the start as she seemed to conceive before she even met him . Wouldn't surprise me if he was nothing to do with the baby and she's used a sperm doner as she wanted to be a mum

i do think she looks like him tho

 

[Laurst]

What's happened? What have I missed? What's Charlie said? Can someone spill the tea? I don't follow him....

 

[Jolie1988]

i do think she looks like him tho

Yeah that's the only thing she does look like the dad. Would be interesting to see what loz looked like as a baby.

 

[Badirene]

Back to being a single Bewful youngel

duck, she's going have all the blokes. What will us single not-so-bewful youngels do? Guess I will have to settle for scraps, does anyone have a phone number for Chaz and armitage shanks?

 

[pinkstar16]

Yeah that's the only thing she does look like the dad. Would be interesting to see what loz looked like as a baby.

she did post some pics of herself a while back… still think baybee looks like Chaz… plus who knows how photoshopped they were?

 

[Sleepthiefismyfavourite]

Am I the only one that feels bad for her?

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

Can't wait for the roundup. I am so excited for this thread, finally some drama!!


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This image needs to be on birthday cards!!! It’s hysterical!

“You’re 40, let that sink in”.

 

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Bit of housekeeping:

Previous thread here:

Lauren Goodger #45 he new teef, me not well, got hair in knot, but love baby gel

A truly brilliant thread title, congratulations @Purpledahlia 🎉 Old thread is here: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-44-motherhood-expert-in-3-months-flat-no-one-wants-a-q-a-you-awful-tw.23692/ Quick roundup: Big Loz is boring us to tears 😭 and there have been noises of demotion...

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Couldn’t edit the first post as it timed out.

This is the link to Nina’s wonderful suggestion.

Scrunchies across the land are coming out of their boredom-induced comas with the news that BYG and Oddbod are no more. Charlie is #free! It has not been confirmed that he used his new teef to escape.

The separation announcement was made by Chaz on his IG but the timing was really weird as Big Loz posted that baby girl had been hospitalised for a ‘serve illness’ and they’d both been by her bedside.

At the time of creating this post BYG has fired back saying “there is much more to it” and declaring the timing is inappropriate.

Grab the popcorn and buckle up Scrunchies - we may finally have some drama on our hands!

 

[Purpledahlia]

Am I the only one that feels bad for her?

I do too

 

[Laurst]

Anyone who posts pictures of their sick child in hospital on Instagram for the world to see needs to give their head a wobble. The pair of them even discussing their relationship whilst their daughter is in hospital is disgusting too.