Lauren Goodger #32 Tattle paps in JD store, unfiltered arse hitting the floor

[Pom Bear]

Is she on the toilet lol xx.
I'm on page 47 catching up

Not my best effort but gave it a go

 

[Anna666]

From the article:

She went on: 'Giving birth is the most natural thing a woman can do, I know it's hard and it's horrendous, but when you go to hospital they see a thousand of you, they haven't got a huge amount of time.

'As much as the doctors and nurses are lovely, they are on a time scale, so if you wanna do everything in your own time you can't dictate that in a hospital.

'At home you can have a birthing pool, have candles on, music, be relaxed through it and I think the more relaxed I am the more chance I will have an easy birth.'

Lauren added: 'The more they are poking and prodding me, the more tense I will feel and the more hard it will be. You haven't got to pack a bag, you have everything you need.'


Oh Lozza!

1. Has no-one told you pet, maternity units and staff operate 24/7/365. Yes the midwives might be busy with other mothers when you first go in and you're in early labour but that's where your birthing partner helps out. In theory, I know we're dealing with Oddbod here! You'll have plenty of time to pose, pout and filter for the Gram and mebz even a quick go on OF if you're lucky. When the time comes you'll have all the medical staff necessary at your noon end but they're not gonna hang around making small talk when you're only 3 cm dilated and early contractions are 1 day/week apart. Oh and regards "own time", BBG will come when she's ready not when it suits you. Midwives will tell you when to push, how to breathe and pant to deliver her safely, you don't do it "in your own time". Oh and your time will never be your own again, never, got that?

2. I'm sure at nearly 35 you're used to being poked and prodded by now.

Can't believe how stupid this lass is, I really can't.

Ive had three children, and even though some complain about the NHS ... I was treated very well by all the medical staff .. nothing was to much bother, was quite ill with my 2nd son, and was in hospital before the birth, and honestly was waited on hand and foot, as I was on complete bed rest, yes they were busy, but I cant fault the care and attention I received ... very professional, I've visited many countries over the years, and our NHS really is quality compared to what Ive seen elsewhere ... so this lumpylardarsed dim twat ... needs to keep that big botox injected mouth shut ... god forbid everything goes wrong, as did with my first born son, born alive full term, by emergency c section, I died twice on the operating table, the labour process went downhill very fast, went very wrong .. shocking even the medical staff ... anything that could go wrong did, sadly he only lived 46 mins, died from breathing issues .... I was in hospital nearly two months after, fighting infection after infection, tubes, IV`s all over my body, blood transfusions ... It can only be described as a living nightmare, cut a long story short, the NHS saved my life ... I will never forget my beautiful first born, he was perfect in everyway .... so lauren, you fucking idiot, you have no fucking idea, on how fast things can change in an eyeblink ... I had the perfect pregnancy, no issues whatsoever, he was full term ... and once those contractions started, so did the nightmare, without the NHS and the brilliant staff, I wouldn't be here now

 

[Pom Bear]

The paps whitening her pics lol, I had to make this xx.

 

[Blowup80]

Most 24 year olds would be out on the lash from 12pm in town, shots, beer, cocaine. Sick on the side of the road by 6pm, more shots,beer and cocaine. Get off with some young lass and have a grope outside a club in front of the bouncer, sick again, off to find somewhere open for more fags, dance like a dick in nightclub. Kebab and taxi home, wake up look at bank balance and cringe.....
Not Chaz, weekend away with his mam and rose petals... Bet his mates rip him to shreds.

 

[xyzcba]

The shame of trying to pretend you look like this (blow up doll with no pores and skinny little legs), when you actually look like this... and she would've known she was being filmed for that so that's her with make up on actually making an effort.
Her real eyes are like tiny pissholes in the snow and too close together, which is why she never looks like herself as any editing app will see that as a flaw & change it.

Why does she bother? And don't Backgrid know they are making a laughing stock of themselves too by partaking? It's so juvenile and pathetic, and it's damaging to her infantile 'fans' who don't know any better.

 

[mrbusiness]

Is this talk about her skin tone laying the ground work for the swarthy sheesh baby?

 

[lollykins11]

Aww bewful tired yungel thinks she’s gonna get more bewful long sleeps when baby is here. Silly gel you’re gonna get the shock of your life! Not only will your fanny feel like a swollen gammon joint but you’ll be feeding changing washing on a constant cycle while your nips are leaking milk and you’ll look like you’ve been dug up!!! Such bewful times!!!

 

[Blowup80]

I'd say Mark had a very lucky escape. I know Michelle has had a bit of work but at least she still looks like her.

Now come on that's not fair now is it. Lozza is beautiful in her own way...... Well that's what the pervs think when she is on all fours, fanny to the ceiling!
"Oh what a feeling when your fannies on the ceiling"
Sorry Lionel fans

 

[MunHun]

I think she’s sat in bed all day and caught up on Tattle and now trolling us with milking videos because we’ve prob hit a nerve. She probably saw all her OFs videos on here too .
She’s probably realizing not much cash coming in and she can’t live of freebies!
She’s probably well jealous of Michelle’s new partnership with Adidas too

and we’ve seen pictures where she has forgotten to photoshop out all her stretch marks. She’s such a compulsive liar.

I hope her stomach looks like a wrinkly old prune post partum.

Thread Suggestion:

Young Loz ain’t fat and she ain’t white.
Her bump is neat and her arse is tight.
#BeggyBitch

 

[Sjr2607]

Please God NO!!!

 

[smellyfootballboots]

235680 time of trying to post this - tattle is on one tonight!

 

[AlwightDallin]

She has gestational diabetes written all over her, all but confirmed with the early expressing.

That aside, PLEASE Lauren STOP with the fake Balenciaga, it’s bloody horrible, I’m shocked she hasn’t got a faux Chanel changing bag, give her time, Wish.com has delayed delivery (I’ll bet Loz doesn’t though!!)

Glad to see Chaz on OF, there’s gotta be a niche for ‘cuddly’ gay for pay soft porn featuring a chap who always looks like he’s lost in a supermarket. You earn that escape fund Chazza we’re right behind you!

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

New thread!

Congrats to @Bed Head Betty for the winning title with a whopping 41 likes

Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-...-rats-fault-for-harnessing-wind.20489/page-51

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

Is this talk about her skin tone laying the ground work for the swarthy sheesh baby?

Yes, maybe!!!!!

'I'm very effnik and have effnik skin so bewful baby gel looks effnik'

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

The feckity - another superimposed face from our bewful young gel

 

[Caw1982]

Thread suggestion

Bewful yungel expresses juice. Fat man child is reaching for the noose.

Thread suggestion

Julytember almost here, still begging stuff in nylon gear

Syringe on the nipple sucking it dry. Why he with her, why oh why?

Bump so smoothe and sexualised. Pity L'Arg likes other guys.

Me and Chaz out in Acton eating junk food then had contraction

Me and Chaz is birthing my doll toy. Last night, night for bday boy

I'll stop now.

You all make me laugh so much. Thank you for putting up with me!

All of the above hahahhaha

#Thread33 neat bump or massive gunt. Charlie's GF is a massive C..t

 

[lamaitresse]

Aw Lozza you forgot to edit out the stretch marks on this one

Backgrid and all those loons should watermark every Lauren Goodger Potato-chopped photo with a disclaimer:

*Not actual size

 

[BOTO]

"Computer generated fool" I love Henry

 

[minnietheminx]

HORNMONES FFS

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

Oh GOD she's such a beggy weird wet wipe. Constantly banging on about her neat, perfect bump. She's OBSESSED with looks, it's unhealthy. As someone mentioned before....why no comments about being thankful for a healthy baby, baybeh gel's nursery, all the things she is excited to see baybeh gel do...but no, it's all about her and getting her VS model (in her head) figure back so she can return to flogging her arse on OF.

Poor bewful yung gel has lost half her jaw line due to hay fever