Is the name on the back an instruction to one of his boyfriends??Mummy has bought her not so little boy a football kit
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Oof! Narcissist retweeting them anyway
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No but ... yer but .... she's not fat, shes pregnant!! so her hefty 28 stone, is all baby weight ...I wonder if there’s any cake leftit’s been a couple of hours now.
Why is she knackered exactly and why is posting it like she is proud of herself??????
So he basically got;
- a few helium balloons pre-inflated by someone else (no banners or anything as she clearly couldn't be arsed)
- a cake made by someone else
- begged gifts
- birthday card which looks like her niece did it
- A 'weekend' away which will likely be a freebie and probably one night
- IG stories for him are photos with her in them (even one on her own).
She really is a self-absorbed tit girlfriend!!!!! I hope if he ever proposes he puts in the same abysmal effort as she has done for him
So he basically got;
- a few helium balloons pre-inflated by someone else (no banners or anything as she clearly couldn't be arsed)
- a cake made by someone else
- begged gifts
- birthday card which looks like her niece did it
- A 'weekend' away which will likely be a freebie and probably one night
- IG stories for him are photos with her in them (even one on her own).
She really is a self-absorbed tit girlfriend!!!!! I hope if he ever proposes he puts in the same abysmal effort as she has done for him
The feckity - another superimposed face from our bewful young gel
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forgive me, I havent followed any of this thread, but had to say something! I used to watch TOWIE when it all first started, but havent watched it in years, thank god. But I cannot believe how much this woman (child) has changed!! She looks bloody terrible, unrecognisable. Why do these girls do this to themselves, do they even realise how silly they look. Or is it just me?!Hay fever doesn’t botch my face? Anyone else experience this? Didn’t think soView attachment 633755
Flipflops for bowling? Obviously a freebie bowl as just about all of the essex instashammers have been these past 2 weeks!
Oh jezzzz .... I have so much to do today, but I can't tear myself away from here!!! ...... I'm now a " Tattle life " junkie!! .... need ` ma fix ` otherwise I start getting jittery, go into cold turkey mode!The feckity - another superimposed face from our bewful young gel
" Newsflash " the deviant, bleeping slimy creep, that is ron class ... is yet again spouting his usual tit over at the mirror!!! ...... I hate him with such vengeance!
OMG, is this for real? She looks like she’s wearing a paper mask of her own face.The feckity - another superimposed face from our bewful young gel
Y’know, like these.
bleeping Honking
I love it when a Glaswegian pops up on comments (got to be, surely). Btw, I'm Glaswegian FOR GOD'S SAKE. That CGI head looks as though it's been superimposed on to her (slimmed down) yeti shoulders. She isn't even trying to look human any more! You could write an essay on all the edits and filters that photo has.
A bewful size 8 with a neat bump
Bit tight in the nether regions 
the shame of it! If I was approached by someone like 'we're drumming up publicity for this new bowling alley, would you like a free hour?'id say sorry am washing my hair but I'll tell all the young ens in the family about it
These desperados will take anything free. Would turn up to the opening of a cat flap.
He's going to do a P J Proby if he bends down in those shortsMummy has bought her not so little boy a football kit
Nahhh I went through a phase of collecting porcelain dolls when I was little she looks like one of them, she needs to pack it in nowbleeping Honking
FOR GOD'S SAKE. That CGI head looks as though it's been superimposed on to her (slimmed down) yeti shoulders. She isn't even trying to look human any more! You could write an essay on all the edits and filters that photo has.
A bewful size 8 with a neat bump
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Check out the "toe " - its more like a hoof!!! Urrgh, wish I had not spotted it as i can't unsee it nowbleeping Honking
FOR GOD'S SAKE. That CGI head looks as though it's been superimposed on to her (slimmed down) yeti shoulders. She isn't even trying to look human any more! You could write an essay on all the edits and filters that photo has.
A bewful size 8 with a neat bump
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FFS, I could probably do a better job of photoshopping a face on with my daughter's VTech pretend laptop! Maybe it's her hayfever-swollen fingers causing the problem?!bleeping Honking
FOR GOD'S SAKE. That CGI head looks as though it's been superimposed on to her (slimmed down) yeti shoulders. She isn't even trying to look human any more! You could write an essay on all the edits and filters that photo has.
A bewful size 8 with a neat bump
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What a bleeping twit. As if, at 34 years old, you would post this. Editing yourself so much you look like 13 year old. So concerned about her moon face she didn't even think about her camels hoofbleeping Honking
FOR GOD'S SAKE. That CGI head looks as though it's been superimposed on to her (slimmed down) yeti shoulders. She isn't even trying to look human any more! You could write an essay on all the edits and filters that photo has.
A bewful size 8 with a neat bump
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. bleeping howling. The absolute dickSaw this and thought of Loz's inflatable, surgeried ass:
I didn't think it was possible but I think she's getting worse!What a bleeping twit. As if, at 34 years old, you would post this. Editing yourself so much you look like 13 year old. So concerned about her moon face she didn't even think about her camels hoof
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