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It's street paps with a wind machine, babez.
Lauren was chunky even before pregnancy (not a crime) but still trying to peddle the lie she was a slim, lithe size 8 (as well as the CGI "Hollywood filter" head - she may as well wear a Maggie Thatcher mask, it's just as believable as the fake face she wants people to believe is hers).
She should just accept how she is - and if she wants to do something about it, it's the boring but true cliché, eat less, move more. She's done it before (slimmed down, got fit), so she knows the script by now.
Lipo and tummy tucks don't perform miracles, it's only temporary if you don't look after yourself. The ridiculous thing is, even in her OnlyFans videos you can see the face filters "glitching" a bit if she moves too fast - that's why she tries to keep her head movements slow.
Pregnancy is a different matter but she really hasn't looked after her body, by all accounts.
Moleman!
I was going to suggest the lovely Pom Bear Photoshopped two Duncan Goodhews* (or any interchangeable bald man you care to mention) on her arse implants, because that's what her buttocks looked like to me. Two spherical implant balls jiggling about. Think of the scarring and atrophy to come.
Not erotic in the slightest.
Mind you Goodger has gained so much weight since that video horror show, the implants are probably now lost under a mound of saturated fat, cellulite and fake tan.
*Not sure Pom Bear is allowed to digitally alter photos of LG to that degree, though.
By the way, Duncan Goodhew is a wonderful man, maybe I should have suggested someone bald and detestable who deserves such a heinous punishment
But the difference between this cover photo (heavily altered) and the live interview are horrendous! Did he use wind turbines to make her look this bad???
Oh god she’s huge. Good luck shifting that over the next year. She doesn’t appear to have looked after herself at all, and Charles has piled it on too. Bad as each other.
I googled the fish. Poor fish. Poor poor fish. I had read about the “mud face masks”. People!!! There’s some odd people out there.Fish and camels. Fish and camels my friend. If you want to learn about the depravity of humanity, this is where you start
I watched those videos . Her face / posing looks ridiculous ? Nothing remotely sexy .
The videos / set up is super lazy . She’s not showing anything . Smoke and mirrors like her life really .
The white tan lines under the bum implants
And my main though through them all was where’s her cellulite ? What bloody magic filter is that .
The videos / set up is super lazy . She’s not showing anything . Smoke and mirrors like her life really .
The white tan lines under the bum implants
And my main though through them all was where’s her cellulite ? What bloody magic filter is that .
Its the filter called - "Make me into an entirely different person instantly!"I watched those videos . Her face / posing looks ridiculous ? Nothing remotely sexy .
The videos / set up is super lazy . She’s not showing anything . Smoke and mirrors like her life really .
The white tan lines under the bum implants
And my main though through them all was where’s her cellulite ? What bloody magic filter is that .
She will get all this work don't to herself then say it was all hard work as usual. Remember when she got those horrific face fillers and cried on her stories saying she hasn't had anything done then and the paps were being mean. Then had to admit defeat and get them removed as a surgeon branded her manly.
Absolutely full of tit all the time.
Lauren Goodger removes face fillers after surgeon brands her 'manly'
The former TOWIE star previously laughed off plastic surgery claims - but now admits she DID have fillers to change the shape of her jaw
www.mirror.co.uk
Absolutely full of tit all the time.
It's quite shocking with those unfiltered pics to see how much she is morphing into Katie Price.
She really does think highly of herself doesn't she?I'll lower it even more, considering I have to smash my phone after searching for that muck we may as well all laugh at more...
Miss Piggy lovers will enjoy
You do not and never will have it Lauren. Unless 'it' is delusions of grandeur or type 2 diabetes.
She will get all this work don't to herself then say it was all hard work as usual. Remember when she got those horrific face fillers and cried on her stories saying she hasn't had anything done then and the paps were being mean. Then had to admit defeat and get them removed as a surgeon branded her manly.
Lauren Goodger removes face fillers after surgeon brands her 'manly'
The former TOWIE star previously laughed off plastic surgery claims - but now admits she DID have fillers to change the shape of her jawwww.mirror.co.uk
Absolutely full of tit all the time.
She sounds like she’s got a lisp in that video ! Anyone else heard it ?
Why do a video about fillers and doing them
Properly but then putting a softening filter on it ? !?
If I was the dr / filler guy I’d be livid that she wasn’t taking it seriously.
And fancy requesting and thinking that a desirable jawline look like the sharpness of an iphone ?
Total muppet . She thinks she’s got strong features ?
…… only with filters
Why is she always stuffed into her clothes? Are ill fitting garments supposed to be sexy these days?She will get all this work don't to herself then say it was all hard work as usual. Remember when she got those horrific face fillers and cried on her stories saying she hasn't had anything done then and the paps were being mean. Then had to admit defeat and get them removed as a surgeon branded her manly.
Lauren Goodger removes face fillers after surgeon brands her 'manly'
The former TOWIE star previously laughed off plastic surgery claims - but now admits she DID have fillers to change the shape of her jawwww.mirror.co.uk
Absolutely full of tit all the time.
and this is the person who’s not getting vaccinated because she doesn’t like needles! Yeah, right!She will get all this work don't to herself then say it was all hard work as usual. Remember when she got those horrific face fillers and cried on her stories saying she hasn't had anything done then and the paps were being mean. Then had to admit defeat and get them removed as a surgeon branded her manly.
Lauren Goodger removes face fillers after surgeon brands her 'manly'
The former TOWIE star previously laughed off plastic surgery claims - but now admits she DID have fillers to change the shape of her jawwww.mirror.co.uk
Absolutely full of tit all the time.
Oh the irony!!!!
I'm on a diet this really isn't helpingwhat I'd give for a mcflurry
But you're a bewfel yungel so you can have one.
Ah potty parties ha ha! Reminds me of Salmon Fishing in the Yemen...
Yup she LIED - and LIED oh and she LIED and continues to do so. Can you imagine how horrible it is at the bottom of the ladder where she is where absolutely no-one is proud of her - no-one. A complete failure. She can stay there or she can try to redeem herself by stop begging for stuff, stop posting rubbish and working out how to eat properly and grow-up.
Glass jaw.She sounds like she’s got a lisp in that video ! Anyone else heard it ?
Why do a video about fillers and doing them
Properly but then putting a softening filter on it ? !?
If I was the dr / filler guy I’d be livid that she wasn’t taking it seriously.
And fancy requesting and thinking that a desirable jawline look like the sharpness of an iphone ?
Total muppet . She thinks she’s got strong features ?
Did she ever apologise to the newspapers for calling them LIARS? No. All a one way street with her.She will get all this work don't to herself then say it was all hard work as usual. Remember when she got those horrific face fillers and cried on her stories saying she hasn't had anything done then and the paps were being mean. Then had to admit defeat and get them removed as a surgeon branded her manly.
Lauren Goodger removes face fillers after surgeon brands her 'manly'
The former TOWIE star previously laughed off plastic surgery claims - but now admits she DID have fillers to change the shape of her jawwww.mirror.co.uk
Absolutely full of tit all the time.
The blokes unload their bowels on the women.
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For some unknown reason this reminded me of Big Loz ..
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You was? Please someone give her lessons in basic English please!!!!!#smallbabybump
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