Lauren Goodger #31 Chins, cankles & bingo wings, street rat's fault for harnessing wind

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I can't....grammar and # small baby bump. Howling.....
The woman is really unwell. Please, dear paps step in again lol 😂
 
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She’s saying that this was photoshopped ? ... she just looks like a heavily pregnant women to me ... what’s weird is she is pregnant and when your pregnant you do put on weight ! What a fuckin fool .
She is also claiming, that these are heavily edited by the paps, to make her look much bigger, and that they used " wind " to do it ... while hiding in their vans ( yes, complete deluded crap! ... why the hell would they do that? ... she's just a zlist nobody .. NO ONE ... pap or not, is hiding in a van for hours to photograph her morbidly obese, wobbling blamange body ) ... Bottom line, we all know some women put on a lot of extra weight during pregnancy, if this halfwit did not filter the duck out of her photos and videos, to half her size, cat fishing the public with her fake persona ... if she owned, and accepted her true self, particularly now when up the duff, people would be kinder .... she is responsible for the backlash she gets ( which she deserves ) ... Once that poor mite is born, and it demands attention 24/7 ... and this obese lazy bleep cant cope ... we`ll see if she has the time, or patience to be flogging her fake naked body all over social media, and only fans .... A baby has the power to turn your life upside, inside out very fast ... she complains that pregnancy is hard, she bleeping delusional, and in for a big shock once the lil one makes an appearance!

For some unknown reason this reminded me of Big Loz ..
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
 
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I really don't get the semi orgasmic baby bump shots in knickers with poutymcpout face going on. Put it away love.
 
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I really don't get the semi orgasmic baby bump shots in knickers with poutymcpout face going on. Put it away love.
Exactly, keep these for herself! Certainly won’t be memories for baby girl as that face isn’t even her mother!

Chaz has posted a birthday card he got with a scratch card. If it’s his birthday why hasn’t she posted? Oh that’s right, too busy posting her own fan club pictures 🤬
 
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She really does think highly of herself doesn't she?
You do not and never will have it Lauren. Unless 'it' is delusions of grandeur or type 2 diabetes.
Everybody has seen her arse and tits the funniest thing was trying to see her wink. What a hideous lump of useless nothing she is. I feel disgusting having seen that.

Omg, I just worked out that is his foot on the stool not something else! :ROFLMAO:
 
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Everybody has seen her arse and tits the funniest thing was trying to see her wink. What a hideous lump of useless nothing she is. I feel disgusting having seen that.
I hear you! .. Makes me feel unclean :sick: :sick:
 
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#smallbabybump

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

duck off you stupid idiot
🤪🤪🤪🤪
Small?

She is also claiming, that these are heavily edited by the paps, to make her look much bigger, and that they used " wind " to do it ... while hiding in their vans ( yes, complete deluded crap! ... why the hell would they do that? ... she's just a zlist nobody .. NO ONE ... pap or not, is hiding in a van for hours to photograph her morbidly obese, wobbling blamange body ) ... Bottom line, we all know some women put on a lot of extra weight during pregnancy, if this halfwit did not filter the duck out of her photos and videos, to half her size, cat fishing the public with her fake persona ... if she owned, and accepted her true self, particularly now when up the duff, people would be kinder .... she is responsible for the backlash she gets ( which she deserves ) ... Once that poor mite is born, and it demands attention 24/7 ... and this obese lazy bleep cant cope ... we`ll see if she has the time, or patience to be flogging her fake naked body all over social media, and only fans .... A baby has the power to turn your life upside, inside out very fast ... she complains that pregnancy is hard, she bleeping delusional, and in for a big shock once the lil one makes an appearance!


😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
A lot of these "paps' will be just civilians like Betty who spot the "celeb" and snap with their phones.
 
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A few months old but I love this 😂

She told Closer magazine: “Filters were invented for a little bit of fun. Who doesn’t like to look good in a picture?

“I feel like the user of filters is taken so seriously when it really doesn’t need to be. They are there to change up your look.

“I try to keep my pictures as real as possible, but I do have a bit of fun with it.

“I think it’s OK, as long as people are not making themselves look completely different.”
 
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#smallbabybump

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

duck off you stupid idiot
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#thridtrimester
and #settled (assume she means "bump has settled") also make an appearance.

Complete dunce with a head full of mince.
 
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I really don't get the semi orgasmic baby bump shots in knickers with poutymcpout face going on. Put it away love.
She has such a smug, arrogant look. Heaven knows why. I can just imagine her saying 'you want a fuckin photo?' if she thought someone was staring at her.
 
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It's quite shocking with those unfiltered pics to see how much she is morphing into Katie Price.
Well we shall see shortly whether she has the same "Mothering" nature as Frankenprice but I don't think Lozza has quite trawled the depths of depravity that skanky has just yet.

You was? Please someone give her lessons in basic English please!!!!!
Too late for that - she's a barely literate imbecile, no hope there

She has such a smug, arrogant look. Heaven knows why. I can just imagine her saying 'you want a fuckin photo?' if she thought someone was staring at her.
Don't for get to add the line
"Dat'll be two 'undred quid mate......................................."

She sounds like she’s got a lisp in that video ! Anyone else heard it ?

Why do a video about fillers and doing them
Properly but then putting a softening filter on it ? !?
If I was the dr / filler guy I’d be livid that she wasn’t taking it seriously.
And fancy requesting and thinking that a desirable jawline look like the sharpness of an iphone ?
Total muppet . She thinks she’s got strong features ? 🤣…… only with filters
The only strong thing is the stink of old takeaway meals on her
 
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She has such a smug, arrogant look. Heaven knows why. I can just imagine her saying 'you want a fuckin photo?' if she thought someone was staring at her.
Because she really believes she’s something special ??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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I wonder how many subscribers she has on OF. Imagine handing over money to see her massive arse bouncing around when there is so much content out there for free. Crazy times we live in.
 
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Pregacy ‘ormones meant she had to stop working
But over on Only Fans she’s carried on twerkin’
 
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Small?


A lot of these "paps' will be just civilians like Betty who spot the "celeb" and snap with their phones.
Ive seen this idiot in the flesh, she lived near my cousin, and at times we would see her, out and about shopping, putting petrol in her car, and so forth ..... even before pregnancy, she was absolutely massive ... truthfully, I was tempted to take a few pics, but didnt because, she looks around at who is watching her, and I didnt want to give her the satisfaction .. she does alot of posing when someone spots her, and really does act like the diva, pushing her tits out, shaking that odd looking arse, trying to suck in her fat belly .. and flicking her hair dramatically, and pretends to be talking on her phone ALOT, what really made me laugh, were her podgy fat legs, when she walks, she looks bow legged, as if her legs cant take the weight ... sadly people were not going wow, they were laughing at her ... I now regret not taking the pics, to show everyone what she really looks like ... my cousin pointed her out to me " look theres that stupid towie witch goodger ... looks nothing like her filtered pics!! ... silly mare! " :rolleyes: :rolleyes: 😂
 
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Apparently, she used to make a lot of money from rich business men in Dubai, as an escort, that's why a few years ago, she was constantly over there, taking " sexy " pics in hotel bedrooms, in the bath and at the swimming pool, it was also said, if these business men ( clients ) paid extra, she was up for anything, I wont say here " what " because people maybe having dinner ... but thats what alot of these zlisters do over there
I dont understand how they can lower themselves so much. It really is the depths of depravity
 
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