Lauren Goodger #31 Chins, cankles & bingo wings, street rat's fault for harnessing wind

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I was going to suggest the lovely Pom Bear Photoshopped two Duncan Goodhews* (or any interchangeable bald man you care to mention) on her arse implants, because that's what her buttocks looked like to me. Two spherical implant balls jiggling about. Think of the scarring and atrophy to come.

*Not sure Pom Bear is allowed to digitally alter photos of LG to that degree, though.
Two Dr Evil’s from Austin Powers? He had scars as I’m sure ‘bubble butt’ does underneath the 🍊 peel 🤣
 
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What the F did I just watch there 🤣🤣
The last one and her humongous cankles trying to be sexy 🤣
 
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I'll lower it even more, considering I have to smash my phone after searching for that muck we may as well all laugh at more...

Miss Piggy lovers will enjoy 😂
Honestly at this point her prediction of Mark not being able to do any better must give her more acid indigestion than a Sheesh takeaway 😂

Isn’t the whole point of sex work being you have to be sexy?
 
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What makes me laugh is she really thinks she’s sexy as hell
 
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OH MY GOD

I feel sick. Surely men don't fancy that? :sick:
Of course they don't! Not even the one who supposedly got her pregant.
My other half thinks she is beyond utterly horrific, and when we showed my 75 year old father a photo of her he made gagging noises and said 'oh God, get rid of it!'
 
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Surgery is a quick fix not a cure. You can liquidise anything like a cake with a few shots of rum and chug it down. It is a mental problem which must be solved first.
hmm liquidised cake and rum....you're my kinda person!!! (not meaning to demean folks with issues.....)
 
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Just finished work and glad to see I have arrived mid smut session 😂😂 it is even more perplexing why people pay to see her big naked vagina when we pretty much have seen all the content for free.

Like that day we all saw Charlie's willy :oops:

Apparently, she used to make a lot of money from rich business men in Dubai, as an escort, that's why a few years ago, she was constantly over there, taking " sexy " pics in hotel bedrooms, in the bath and at the swimming pool, it was also said, if these business men ( clients ) paid extra, she was up for anything, I wont say here " what " because people maybe having dinner ... but thats what alot of these zlisters do over there
That is when she was a porta potty! Sadly our collective intrigue and nosiness and just general lack of forethought lead us all down that rabbit hole one day during lockdown 😂😂 absolutely violent! Doesn't shock me in the slightest though.
 
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Can't believe I haven't seen these beauties on here before, thumbnail of the video vs. some stills. Bless her, must've been cold... 🙄 and this is from before she got pregnant last year, I'm actually surprised that she hasn't completely blown up if this was her before weight, she seems to still be around the weight + bump?

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This is what Charles looks at each day. Such a massive difference to her pics.
 
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I doubt if L’arge can even see it himself these days 😂
Poor Charlie to be fair and we all said it at the time he did have quite a nice body when he was seeing fellas. It was this beast that has fed him up.

Edited to add it was only his body that looked nice he is still a mutant.
 
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