Lauren Goodger #31 Chins, cankles & bingo wings, street rat's fault for harnessing wind

[Jane L]

Liquidised pop tarts down a funnel, that's Lozza's future.

och you've ruined my idea of a nice Caribbean rum over some warm madeira cake!!!

 

[Facehugger]

Poor Charlie to be fair and we all said it at the time he did have quite a nice body when he was seeing fellas. It was this beast that has fed him up.

Edited to add it was only his body that looked nice he is still a mutant.

He's certainly got more arse these days than when he had it out on show with them white bloomers round his knees

 

[Freeka]

Haha, I thought it couldn't get any lower considering every scenario of her shitting herself during laybeh and it being fished out the pool with a sieve had already been discussed at length popping one out in Dubai on purpose is nowt compared to that poonami is it

I have always been under the impression that the girl was the shat on rather than the shatee and that live fish are involved. Don't look it up it's all actually really horrid

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Apparently, she used to make a lot of money from rich business men in Dubai, as an escort, that's why a few years ago, she was constantly over there, taking " sexy " pics in hotel bedrooms, in the bath and at the swimming pool, it was also said, if these business men ( clients ) paid extra, she was up for anything, I wont say here " what " because people maybe having dinner ... but thats what alot of these zlisters do over there

Porta potties. We’ve covered this I think. Not sure if about L’aarge though. We’ve seen she would do anything for money so it wouldn’t suprise me if she did. And it wouldn’t suprise me if she’d do it again. But I don’t think she would be any Rich sheiks type no more!! If they saw her picture and then she turned up in person they’d probably demand a refund and bleach for their eyes

I have always been under the impression that the girl was the shat on rather than the shatee and that live fish are involved. Don't look it up it's all actually really horrid

Fish

 

[Freeka]

She could have a home birth which goes wrong and has to rushed to hospital....DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA!
Then the vomit inducting survival story.

I just think that those cameras and the birth pool mean she has already filmed it. Not the real birth of course.

 

[Katie8ee]

I have always been under the impression that the girl was the shat on rather than the shatee and that live fish are involved. Don't look it up it's all actually really horrid

"The shatee" incredible! I am crying!!! I think we must have read the same thing with the fish and whatnot, someone did an expose about it all.

 

[Facehugger]

I have always been under the impression that the girl was the shat on rather than the shatee and that live fish are involved. Don't look it up it's all actually really horrid

I got the impression it was either or, whichever way round you like and I read all them Bayleyisla threads too, one night when I was bored, I'd be surprised at nowt these days.

 

[Freeka]

I'll lower it even more, considering I have to smash my phone after searching for that muck we may as well all laugh at more...

Miss Piggy lovers will enjoy

Spoiler: Spoilered because well it's a crime against humanity

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Who is paying for this filtered nonsense? She's not even showing anything. Err, Big Loz porn exists for free on the Internet

"The shatee" incredible! I am crying!!! I think we must have read the same thing with the fish and whatnot, someone did an expose about it all.

it just came out - no pun intended

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I'll lower it even more, considering I have to smash my phone after searching for that muck we may as well all laugh at more...

Miss Piggy lovers will enjoy

Spoiler: Spoilered because well it's a crime against humanity

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Bleach. Bleach. I need to unsee that

THANKS FOR SHARING

 

[Patty779]

I'll lower it even more, considering I have to smash my phone after searching for that muck we may as well all laugh at more...

Miss Piggy lovers will enjoy

Spoiler: Spoilered because well it's a crime against humanity

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My eyes!!!! I have questions!!
Do people pay to watch that crap?? Why aren't I waggling my fat arse about for money ??
Why can u see the crease where the implants are?
Whyvis she the human Miss Piggy??
And who takes these stupid bum videos??

A good laugh before bed, I needed that x

Can someone please fill me in on a) Charlie's willygate and b) The references to him seeing boys.........
Quite new to Tattle life but this thread is giving me life

 

[Katie8ee]

My eyes!!!! I have questions!!
Do people pay to watch that crap?? Why aren't I waggling my fat arse about for money ??
Why can u see the crease where the implants are?
Whyvis she the human Miss Piggy??
And who takes these stupid bum videos??

A good laugh before bed, I needed that x

Can someone please fill me in on a) Charlie's willygate and b) The references to him seeing boys.........
Quite new to Tattle life but this thread is giving me life

I bet loads of us are replying before Charlie met Big Loz his career was gay sex work on Only Fans. He had a group of guys he would work with, he would do things like wank in sinks and wiggle his bum. He worked on a building site and would have naked photos with his willy out on the building site. One day we found the content, we all watched a video of him with the whole shebang out. It wasn't porn just a bit of bum/ball wiggling.

When he became ensnared by Big Loz she pretty quickly put a stop to it. Within a very short time frame his friends, his boyfriend's, his Only Fans page was all gone. He moved in with her and she's all he has now from what we see.

I have said from the get go if it was the other way round and a 23 year old girl moved in with an older guy who made her give up everything we would all be scandalised. Guy has lost his whole identity, I mean he's a dirt bird but still.

 

[lamaitresse]

He's certainly got more arse these days than when he had it out on show with them white bloomers round his knees

He'd probably look better in a body stocking than Lauren, even with the additional timber he's put on. Lauren is a feeder

Chaz may be young and dumb, but he's quite a good looking guy and could eke his looks back, he's youthful enough.

We're rooting for you, Chaz. Put some extra valium in her "Diet Coke". Wait till the rancid one is asleep - then plan your escape. Tie a few crushed-velvet-with-diamante-trim blankets together, out the window, make a run for it!

 

[lalalanded]

I bet loads of us are replying before Charlie met Big Loz his career was gay sex work on Only Fans. He had a group of guys he would work with, he would do things like wank in sinks and wiggle his bum. He worked on a building site and would have naked photos with his willy out on the building site. One day we found the content, we all watched a video of him with the whole shebang out. It wasn't porn just a bit of bum/ball wiggling.

When he became ensnared by Big Loz she pretty quickly put a stop to it. Within a very short time frame his friends, his boyfriend's, his Only Fans page was all gone. He moved in with her and she's all he has now from what we see.

I have said from the get go if it was the other way round and a 23 year old girl moved in with an older guy who made her give up everything we would all be scandalised. Guy has lost his whole identity, I mean he's a dirt bird but still.

What he's lost in friends and income, he has gained in pounds and stones. His arse is nearly as big as hers now and it's actually natural!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

There was a spa incident too wasn’t there. I’m pretty sure I saw that. A few guys in a spa jerking each other off, but it was the after bit you saw on twitter snd it said to see the full video subscribe. And he threatened to sue the papers if it was reproduced

 

[Socklicker]

She is an abomination, I don’t think there’s any limit on what she’ll do.

Her “twerking” is vomit inducing

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Who's hiding in the dark?

 

[lamaitresse]

Who's hiding in the dark?

















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YOU LEGEND. Thanks for taking on my request, that made me laugh. Needed it after Scotland's disappointment earlier

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

Porta potties. We’ve covered this I think. Not sure if about L’aarge though. We’ve seen she would do anything for money so it wouldn’t suprise me if she did. And it wouldn’t suprise me if she’d do it again. But I don’t think she would be any Rich sheiks type no more!! If they saw her picture and then she turned up in person they’d probably demand a refund and bleach for their eyes


Fish

Fish and camels. Fish and camels my friend. If you want to learn about the depravity of humanity, this is where you start

 

[Nosymum]

Fish and camels. Fish and camels my friend. If you want to learn about the depravity of humanity, this is where you start

Ok I am innocent to this what exactly are they doing with camels

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

Ok I am innocent to this what exactly are they doing with camels

Ummmmmmm so there are RICH men in Dubailand and girls who will do *anything* for some cash money or a Chanel handbag

 

[Badirene]

I have always been under the impression that the girl was the shat on rather than the shatee and that live fish are involved. Don't look it up it's all actually really horrid

Fish? What the duck has Captain Birdseye been at now, you can tell he is hiding something under that beard.