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A Daily Mail account is trying to create some drama and intrigue over who the father of Big Loz’s baby can be. We’ve heard that he is a waiter from Sheesh, a friend of Stephen Bear, and even a rich Arab!
Her likeness to the late Pete Burns was flagged again, matching hair, lips and clothing.
Everyone pregnant or not is absolutely fascinated by her ‘pregacy’. She is such a knowledgeable yungel that otherfake accounts pregnant mothers are reaching out to her for her advice.
But my goodness this pregnancy is taking it out of our poor yungel. She has pains in her front bone
and now needs to resume bed rest after she hoovered the carpet and went to Home Bargains for some biscuits.
Some more ‘cooking’ took place - corn (obvs), 22 pieces of chicken coated in some sauce ((“that’s mine” says Big Loz “get your own!”), and underwhelming Sunday roast, and erm, some spring onions...
But things aren’t going so well with Oddbod’s cooking tutor (Dadthedish(cloth)) who has decided to respond to social media engagement by criticising people’s appearance. So #bekind but don’t? He’ll also be ragin’ that Oddbod has flaked out on session 2 making some nutritious fried food.
@Dollylovesshoes had a theory about how Big Loz can wipe her ginormous arse.
Oddbod is just very proud of himself that he can get out of bed and go to work after Big Loz told him that the bed and sofa keep her hostage. He wants you to know he’s not a life coach though in case you wondered, but if there’s money in it no doubt he’ll turn up for some motivational speaking (in his white y-fronts with his hard hat on for an extra fee).
We eagerly awaited the next set up set of pics which see our yungel out of the car park and randomly wandering in a field. @Fifthavenue called it with the new shoes (will the orthopaedic old lady trainers be put on her Depop? We’d all be gagging to get our hands on them for the Scrunchie gathering).
The photos led @Whatstheteasis to make the startling discovery that Big Loz has the Benjamin Button of baby bumps.
@Pom Bear made some more excellent art work, some examples of which are attached.
A Daily Mail account is trying to create some drama and intrigue over who the father of Big Loz’s baby can be. We’ve heard that he is a waiter from Sheesh, a friend of Stephen Bear, and even a rich Arab!
Her likeness to the late Pete Burns was flagged again, matching hair, lips and clothing.
Everyone pregnant or not is absolutely fascinated by her ‘pregacy’. She is such a knowledgeable yungel that other
But my goodness this pregnancy is taking it out of our poor yungel. She has pains in her front bone
and now needs to resume bed rest after she hoovered the carpet and went to Home Bargains for some biscuits.
Some more ‘cooking’ took place - corn (obvs), 22 pieces of chicken coated in some sauce ((“that’s mine” says Big Loz “get your own!”), and underwhelming Sunday roast, and erm, some spring onions...
But things aren’t going so well with Oddbod’s cooking tutor (Dadthedish(cloth)) who has decided to respond to social media engagement by criticising people’s appearance. So #bekind but don’t? He’ll also be ragin’ that Oddbod has flaked out on session 2 making some nutritious fried food.
@Dollylovesshoes had a theory about how Big Loz can wipe her ginormous arse.
Oddbod is just very proud of himself that he can get out of bed and go to work after Big Loz told him that the bed and sofa keep her hostage. He wants you to know he’s not a life coach though in case you wondered, but if there’s money in it no doubt he’ll turn up for some motivational speaking (in his white y-fronts with his hard hat on for an extra fee).
We eagerly awaited the next set up set of pics which see our yungel out of the car park and randomly wandering in a field. @Fifthavenue called it with the new shoes (will the orthopaedic old lady trainers be put on her Depop? We’d all be gagging to get our hands on them for the Scrunchie gathering).
The photos led @Whatstheteasis to make the startling discovery that Big Loz has the Benjamin Button of baby bumps.
@Pom Bear made some more excellent art work, some examples of which are attached.
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