Lauren Goodger #18 Sheesh shock! New dad on the block?

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Is it safe to get filler when pregnant? Aside from the fact we are all adhering to a national lockdown which doesn’t appear to apply to big loz cos she has yung gel whoremones
The terrifying thing is she does the filler herself 😬😬
 
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duck me she looks horrendous. She looks like Slagggie Axl and that's not a compliment! They lose the natural shape of the lips and cupids bow. They just become two hotdogs slapped on a moon face cut in half.
 
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The terrifying thing is she does the filler herself 😬😬
I has in inject myself with blood thinners after an op and I dreaded it every day. That was in my bum and I can't imagine being able to stick a needle in my own lips!! Ouch!! She’s brave at least.

duck me she looks horrendous. She looks like Slagggie Axl and that's not a compliment! They lose the natural shape of the lips and cupids bow. They just become two hotdogs slapped on a moon face cut in half.
The skin at the top of your lip stretches very easily and doesn't go back if you stop or have it removed.
 
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Lips been done again 100%, make up has been done, manky top and her skanky hoops in horrifying.
Good god- I'm eating in 10 minutes and I have now lost my appetite. Reason? I'm having monkfish and she looks like one!! Sigh....
 
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The lips look hideous. And yesterday she said it’s just makeup. Yeah rite!!! She’s probably injecting herself, didn’t someone send her some fillers she posted about last week? Definitely not a good look. Definitely bad for her business if you go to her end end up looking like that.
 
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Haven't been on this thread for a while but has corn on the cob, got out of bed at all in the last however many months?
 
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Haven't been on this thread for a while but has corn on the cob, got out of bed at all in the last however many months?
Only for a walk round a couple of car parks in horrendous gear, you haven't missed much 🤣🤣

Does anyone else think her lips actually look like a vagina?
I wasn't going to say that, but yes, turn her sideways and stick a vajazzle on it, bobs yer uncle & Fanny's yer aunt 🤣
 
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I genuinely don’t understand how she can believe she looks good. She has more unnatural angles on her face than Kryton. She takes Richard Osmans vagina lips and inflates them by a factor of a million. I mean, I know she filters herself to duck but she only smoothes her skin out and chops off a couple of inches from the sides of her face.
 
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I genuinely don’t understand how she can believe she looks good. She has more unnatural angles on her face than Kryton. She takes Richard Osmans vagina lips and inflates them by a factor of a million. I mean, I know she filters herself to duck but she only smoothes her skin out and chops off a couple of inches from the sides of her face.
I can’t get my head around it either , to actually do this and believe you look like it 🤣
Her whole face shrinks to like a heart shape
 
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Only for a walk round a couple of car parks in horrendous gear, you haven't missed much 🤣🤣


I wasn't going to say that, but yes, turn her sideways and stick a vajazzle on it, bobs yer uncle & Fanny's yer aunt 🤣
Omg. She’s gonna literally spit her babeh out
 
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Is this a #threadtitle suggestion?
Perhaps also add in too much fake tan? The colour of her on those boo-hoo videos and the mumma chat 😂
A confession actually and how dare you speak of my tan it’s the Ronseal special edition Mahogany with copper undertones and cheesy wotsit overtones. 🖕🏻🤣
 
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A confession actually and how dare you speak of my tan it’s the Ronseal special edition Mahogany with copper undertones and cheesy wotsit overtones. 🖕🏻🤣
I love the smell of Ronseal, I was going to offer to sniff your face but I'll pass on the cheesy wotsit bit 🤢🤣
 
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Looks like Chaz has been gifted a big pram and dummy ..his very happy with his wheels😄😄 xx

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All that's missing are the "spinners" lol!!!

Page 47, yes it's a tad early again but I'm now accepting Thread suggestions!!

And yes you can play this time Facehugger 😘 😘

Any previous suggestions to be reposted NOW!
 
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All that's missing are the "spinners" lol!!!

Page 47, yes it's a tad early again but I'm now accepting Thread suggestions!!

And yes you can play this time Facehugger 😘 😘

Any previous suggestions to be reposted NOW!
I wondered if it had that hydraulic suspension in it, it'll need it as that babby is going to come out a whopper I reckon 🤣🤣

I posted my suggestion ages ago, I'm leaving it where it is, can't be bothered sticking to your bleedin rules 🤣🤣😘

ETA: it's on page 42, save you wading through 'waffle' 🤣😘
 
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