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Hahaha, I'm liking that one PomI've added Chaz's balls instead..seems more appropriate..let's hope they not too light and they start to float up to the celling or worse if a window is openxx.
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One for tomorrowxx
Looool even I couldn't do that I feel sick alreadyxx
don't worry about the Merkin either, it was quite ordinary, rumours of its flytrap like properties have been debunked now methinks 
Me too!! Only way through this lockdownI'm not a poster, just a reader and I
50 of Surrey.
Drinking wine on a Sunday.
Cos Lockdown is shite.
So has baby sweetcorns gender been revealed? Or do we have to wait for take a break to come out?I know she stupidly revealed it herself anyway
I donβt think so , itβs all very quiet
Yes, has anyone checked she's not dead after that meal?
Her last IG story was five hours ago so she's still breathing.
When youβre watching Sex and the City
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Thank youHahaha, I'm liking that one Pom
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I admit I didn't watch the vid but clicked on the thumbnails on my desktop earlier...that was bad enough. Vile! xx
Have they still not revealed the gender!? Really dragging this out arenβt they.
Bad week to do her big reveal. Think Megain will be taking all the headlines unfortunately this week.
Watch this space.. itβll be a video with his mum on Sunday where they reveal it as her muvvas day present. Recorded a month ago obviously. Sheβs holding off for a reason!
I thought you weren't nervous at all you "waz" just excited "cuz it's a bewful fing".
Big loz the lying toad strikes again.
No one cares if you're nervous for birth, its natural, dont then lie to your followers on a q and a that your not nervous at all you fink it's so natural and I want a natural birth , breastfeeding queen, I know I wont struggle I will love being a mum.
Cant wait for reality to hit her like a kitchen sink.
Rant over. If anyone was actually interested in the gender reveal, a magazine would have snapped it up and ran it by now. But theres far more interesting celebriiys pregnant, and far bigger things happening in the world. Of course big loz doesn't know that
Big loz the lying toad strikes again.
No one cares if you're nervous for birth, its natural, dont then lie to your followers on a q and a that your not nervous at all you fink it's so natural and I want a natural birth , breastfeeding queen, I know I wont struggle I will love being a mum.
Cant wait for reality to hit her like a kitchen sink.
Rant over. If anyone was actually interested in the gender reveal, a magazine would have snapped it up and ran it by now. But theres far more interesting celebriiys pregnant, and far bigger things happening in the world. Of course big loz doesn't know that
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Never once after the horrors of Labour have I thought if only I could do that again. But each to their own I suppose 
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Yep I only had a little one to push out but only did it once. It hurts like hell. Anyone who says they not nervous to push a melon out their fanny and in an instant have responsibility for someone else is full of tit.Never once after the horrors of Labour have I thought if only I could go that again. But each to their own I suppose
I highly doubt Lauren will!Never once after the horrors of Labour have I thought if only I could go that again. But each to their own I suppose
She has complained non stop throughout her pregacy. Doubt sheβll have a natural labour. Sheβll be wanting an epidural at the slightest of pain. I mean, didnβt she phone an ambulance because of a hangover?
How can anyone who has never experienced labour say "you'll want to do it again?" She is delusional. When I had my daughter the midwife wheeled me out the labour room and said "I'll see you here next year for the boy". I looked at her and said "not a hope in hell, I may see you in 4 or 5"Never once after the horrors of Labour have I thought if only I could go that again. But each to their own I suppose
She is so stupid she wonβt know whatβs hit her wait till the first post Labour wee and pooHow can anyone who has never experienced labour say "you'll want to do it again?" She is delusional. When I had my daughter the midwife wheeled me out the labour room and said "I'll see you here next year for the boy". I looked at her and said "not a hope in hell, I may see you in 4 or 5"
(Pissing razor-blades and afraid to push anything out of your body again for those who havenβt experienced it) Iβd feel sorry for her if she wasnβt so cocksure about it all.People would like her if she wasnt so fake in every way possible
Id almost forgotten that first wee and poo
. The pain. No gas and air for that !!! Wearing 3 maternity pads on top of each other and still getting a bath full of blood every where. Yet I bet big loz "wont even bleed a drop". Yeah right ya big phoney
She is so stupid she wonβt know whatβs hit her wait till the first post Labour wee and poo
Id almost forgotten that first wee and poo
. The pain. No gas and air for that !!! Wearing 3 maternity pads on top of each other and still getting a bath full of blood every where. Yet I bet big loz "wont even bleed a drop". Yeah right ya big phoney- Status