Lauren Goodger #18 Sheesh shock! New dad on the block?

[Dollylovesshoes]

Yeah I noticed that "Happy Birthday here's my tits, they are massive"

Yes,here’s my tits my arse comes later.

Just a question she has massive implants,would she be able to breast feed?didn’t think you could with implants.

 

[Blowup80]

Shes just missing a little Snacky Snack in case she’s sat there a while giving herself piles.

She'll be sat for hours the amount of Indian last night. "Ere av you any toilet roll in there av used all mine"

Yes,here’s my tits my arse comes later.

Just a question she has massive implants,would she be able to breast feed?didn’t think you could with implants.

Even if she can't she will still show pictures pretending she is the first woman who ever could with tit implants.

 

[Pom Bear]

Shes just missing a little Snacky Snack in case she’s sat there a while giving herself piles.

Looooool xx.

Very creative and somehow realistic

Thank you xx

 

[mb1202]

She'll be sat for hours the amount of Indian last night. "Ere av you any toilet roll in there av used all mine"


Even if she can't she will still show pictures pretending she is the first woman who ever could with tit implants.

She has really strong hormones though, don’t underestimate our gell. She’s the first ever reality tv star and the UK’s Kim Kardashian remember x

 

[Bubblepink]

I got stuck down a BL rabbit hole this morning... look how nice her face is here! It makes everything else she does these days seem so much sadder when you see nice photos like this.

She was a pretty girl. But like so many others went completely overboard with the fillers and massive eyebrow tattoos and with her weight gain/loss/gain it’s just messed her face up. Not to mention the filters she uses these days!
Shes built a bit like me, broad rugby player shoulders, hips and boobs with short stumpy legs. I’ve accepted I’m not going to be a size 8 tall model and she needs to as well. The implants top and bottom don’t do her any favours either!

 

[Bee kind]

I've added the yellow thing as her legs are missing xx.

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I can see a book in development what with the Lozza Dicktionary and @Pom Bear illustrations

 

[Emmie81]

Aw what a nostalgic meal - pasta, tuna, sweet on and Mayo - I remember making that when I was in a school uniform but subbed the Mayo with salad cream

34 and bragging about it though

 

[geordiegirl]

Awful picture, surprised she posted it

She looks so miserable here!

 

[Facehugger]

She looks like she’s sat on the bog

Chumming the waters with a bit of sweetcorn before the rods go out

Evening lovelies, just having a catch up

 

[lalalanded]

God she’s rank! Late lunch.. tuna breath

Saw this and came straight over!! I have seen more appetising wet dog food. My God her diet!!!! The crap she eats looks like it could fell a heavy set man.

 

[Chi4]

That pasta dish when she squirts the Mayo , I couldn’t help think of sink boy and his sink jizz

 

[What a pile of crap]

Is that a “fat burg” in the wheelbarrow Lauren is pushing ? Is she pushing the contents located from her drain .

For Someone one who filters everything within an inch of its life , why can’t she photograph food well . It Always looks so unappetising . The meal prep thing although healthy is the saddest , limpest looking meal I’ve seen in a long time . The green things have wilted beyond recognition .

With regards to the gender reveal and everyone thinking it’s s girl because of the bowl/ dish thing and possibly the balloons / pink bear in shot . What happened to the supposed voice in the scan video saying “ his leg “ . In the early days of the thread lots of people were convinced that’s what it was ? Was that ever cleared up , never heard anyone mention it again .

I believe it is quite common for the sonographer to refer to the baby as he regardless to prevent them from making any slips when the parents don't want to know. Ours certainly asked if we wanted to know and when we said no she warned us she would call them he regardless. I was convinced it was twin girls, I was completely wrong. I didn't believe the nurses until I had changed their nappy for myself after they arrived!!

 

[265]

Why did she have Mayo with Tuna Pasta? Bad enough with CORN!!

 

[Alpal73]

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[265]

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[Freeka]

Yes,here’s my tits my arse comes later.

Just a question she has massive implants,would she be able to breast feed?didn’t think you could with implants.

You often can't unfortunately.

 

[Katie8ee]

Why did she have Mayo with Tuna Pasta? Bad enough with CORN!!

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I have had a few wines and that screen shot is giving me the hard boke. Ugh why does she insist on thinking folk want to see her manky meals.

@mb1202 low key vibrating with MM rage right now

 

[265]

Yes,here’s my tits my arse comes later.

Just a question she has massive implants,would she be able to breast feed?didn’t think you could with implants.

I've asked this question and some smartarse says you can, but I'm an old fucker and I believe in common sense
so which suggests it wouldn't be a wise move.

 

[Katie8ee]

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Long time lurker on this thread..
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The perfect addition to all that mirrored furniture

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[JakeM]

That pasta does not look nice at all. And I see she’s got her corn back. Again.