Lauren Goodger #17 MILF, WILF or just plain filth, get outta that bed Lozza!

[Fifthavenue]

It should genuinely be illegal to edit this much (edit: as in you should have to declare it a bit like when they do an ad). It’s actually infuriating to look at her smug face in the new pics, when we know full well she actually looks like this. Then she bleats on about mental health, comparing yourself to others and being ‘reeewl’ on social media. Vain hypocrite as always.

Put an IPSO complaint in about the photos on the Mail. Has to be written professionally though. inaccuracy.

 

[Facehugger]

This!! Do you Scrunchies share with friends about your Tattle usage?! None of mine know what it is but are always in awe at the stuff I come out with about L&G and the likes with “how do you know that!?”

Ha! My son knows. If I'm glued to my phone, all I get is 'Are you trolling Mother?' and then he giggles at me.

 

[Facehugger]

Hope it's not Duck!
I saw the Spring Onions and Cucumber and instantly thought pancakes/wraps.
I'm in the process of doing one in the Ninja.
I'm going to call it Lauren, it's one greasy ole bird!

I thought that too, we shall see! By the time she's finished with it, it'll probably resemble a crow flattened by a Scania on the M6, so I shouldn't worry.

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

Afternoon Everyone ...

Any news on the BOOM BOOM aka the pitter patter of HUGE FUCKING FEET ?

Ps The hair remind me of Denise who for some reason fucked Ken Barlow ?

 

[Katie8ee]

Just call me Big Loz Shakespeare

 

[Moomin_mama]

These pictures are hilarious. The head doesn’t go with the body at all - no one has a body that chubby and a chiselled jaw. Her head looks way too small for her body. And the body is even photoshopped and still looks terrible! I would REALLY love to see some unphotoshopped pap pics of her, would be so interesting to compare!

 

[mb1202]

She doesn't pay Backgrid. In theory they pay her as there is split percentage from Backgrid, the photographer and then the agent who splits it with her.

She’s obviously trying to do her ‘I’m genuine’ thing now. Less obvious editing, but still staged photo sets. They read this forum without a doubt. We worked out the faceapp thing a couple of weeks ago and here she is without ‘Hollywood’ and ‘makeup 2’ on her pics

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

So Lauren’s confirmed she exhausted by everything we all do most days even when I was pregnant, I shopped, cooked dinner, cleaned house, sorted out cupboards, worked in an office everyday! Even with other children to look after

She’s just beyond lazy!

Oh and looks like she managed to get a full and blended head of blonde highlights while she was out

 

[Pom Bear]

She's got thighs like Geoff Capes and I swear that face (and coat) belongs to the late Pete Burns.

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That neck reminds me of E.T xx.

 

[MunHun]

Just call me Big Loz Shakespeare

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So she just loved the quote about not being the girl he would marry but being the girl he would think about in 10 years time while he engaged in boring sex with his wife; on Mark Wrights wedding day. I will never let you forget that LG!

 

[lalalanded]

She's got thighs like Geoff Capes and I swear that face (and coat) belongs to the late Pete Burns.

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The state of her neck!! Gobble, gobble turkey neck. She's in her 30s!! Even with the ten pounds of make up she looks so old.

 

[Pom Bear]

Summer baby pending is such a strange turn of phrase.

She's brought a big Pending stamp for her pregnancy...the bigger the belly gets the bigger the stamp xx.

 

[wiganuser]

Sod having her inject your face , she’s so lazy and vain. She would probably be not paying any attention and cause some serious damage

Imagine her with a needle. I bet her hand shakes like a shitting dog.
I'd rather trust a local heroin addict to do my lips instead of the beast that is LG

 

[SATCGOSS]

Maybe that’s what she eat while slaving over her home made cowpat and broccoli?

So that’s why there wasn’t a follow-up post, the lazy, unhealthy gong didn’t actually use them!
I also don’t think either of them cooked this roast, I reckon they got it delivered to them in a polystyrene box like they normally do as he didn’t seem to know how to work the oven in his live cooking and all she can do (badly) is fry food
Imagine living a life where your day’s achievement is summed up by two totally pointless insta stories, one where she is eye fucking again in her stinky perma-welded-to-her-body Loungewear and the other with the spring onion desperately trying to convince people she’s healthy!

Unless those are bedroom ‘toys’ to use on Charlie later on

 

[lalalanded]

Okay, here is the comment from DM (minus Matt)!

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This is what I'm talkin' about!!! There's been something off about that bump and her various stories about the due date from the get go. This is clearly why. I'm gonna presume the real baby daddy did a runner and she got with Chaz for a pay day magazine spread deal. I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THE BABY!! I reckon it will be born around May time.

 

[Blowup80]

My front bone was hurting wtf is that the one opposite to your backbone, seriously is she that thick, if her brains were dynamite she couldn’t blow her fucking hat off

My front bone was hurting? Bet Chaz's front bone hurts too with excitement when he sees a sink to play with

 

[nomorefakers]

I was so shocked seeing him on that IG live. I have posted before saying he’s quite a good looking guy and I take that back! Gormless springs to mind.

That is what filters do -shock people when they see the real person. I never even heard of such a thing until I saw big lozza.

Imagining myself out at the pub after lockdown for the first time in months glued to Tattle ffs. Something extremely liberating and great about being on here with people you don’t know, being able to say whatever you want, and I don’t find it mean spirited on here at all.

When lockdown is over, I want to travel to England for a Tattler convention. Anyone else interested????

 

[Bee kind]

#thread suggestion:

front bone moan and highlighted hair, photo setups and nylon to wear

 

[Pinkpen 84]

#threadtitle.
“Lozz is the biggest catfish in The “industry“. ”Lozt” her bump, her chins and her dignity”

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

A little birdie tells me it's @liar liar's speshul birfday so instead of one of those horrible tacky "age" badges for you , I thoughy you'd like a special birfday (sweetcorn) scrunchie, it's silk n all thaaa n propa vursacheee like