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Velozzaraptor?Never mind her Exorcist neck look at her hands. Teeny chunky little fat Rex hands. She's like a raptor.
Ok, I'll get my coat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Velozzaraptor?Never mind her Exorcist neck look at her hands. Teeny chunky little fat Rex hands. She's like a raptor.
That is utterly grim. How on God’s earth would anyone look at that pic and think “yeah, I want this done to me.” Especially by Lauren ‘the Bodger’ Goodger - the butcher of old Chigwell Town.Charles is now promoting the aesthetics business so I presume with the filler and things today she's going back to injecting people as soon as it's allowed![]()
Can you deep fry spring onions? Big Loz will give it a go.Ooooh what is on the menu today Chef Loz?
She does this shit and then has the nerve to say we don’t know everything about her life and she keeps a lot private. No you don’t you silly cow! She stops short only of recording all her personal conversations and posting them on her stories.Didn't take long to strip naked did it? There is no need for this at all.
You’re not him are you?I don't always keep completely up to date on this thread as it moves so quickly, but can I please ask what the "Moleman" reference is about?!! I keep seeing it and I'm so confused!
I once heard someone scream out to a girl on a night out (Yorkshire accent), ‘Love, Lycra is a privilege, not a right’. At the time I was disgusted as it was bound to have ruined that poor girl’s night out and even now I think what he did was very wrong, have to admit to now finding the phrase at least quite funnyI'm a sturdy / fwat lass and we all know the rules when it comes to tight stretchy stuff -always go up a size, not down 2 or more. And.............just because you can get it on does not mean you should wear it (although I still get this one wrong on occasion).
How is her bump SMALLER than it was for the Now shoot???![]()
Pregnant Lauren Goodger shows off her growing baby bump in dungarees
The TOWIE star, 34, looked radiant as she wore a pair of figure-hugging teal coloured dungarees with a long-sleeved white top underneath.www.dailymail.co.uk
It's hereeeeeeee
I bet they have been smashing the takeaways but not posting due to the "horrible trolls"Wonder what’s for dinner tonight? I’m guessing a takeaway as it’s beena weekages since they’ve had one.
My front bone was hurting wtf is that the one opposite to your backbone, seriously is she that thick, if her brains were dynamite she couldn’t blow her fucking hat offAnother 20 weeks of her moaning...
She’ll definitely want to know what she’s having.The psyhic is going to tell her what kind of baby she is having it seems so she has her little roller crystal out. It "pushes all knots out in my face" wtf.
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Trying to correct all the abuse she has rendered on her face with this device is as pointless as using it to rollout the hot tarmac if you were relaying the M1 MotorwayI have one of these, it’s cute and feels nice on your face but it’s not a bloody tarot or psychic tool. Ffs!![]()
These bollox meaningless insta quotes make me cringe myself inside out. Always posted by z list thickos trying to appear ‘deep’/spiritualShe posts this sort of shit all the time. Lauren, people aren’t gossiping about you and calling you out for living your life privately and normally. ‘Authenticity’ lol. She doesn’t know the meaning of the word. A quote like this would apply to a private, normal person who goes about their life and gets judged wrongfully.
PSA: If you’re a TOWIE/ Geordie shore/love island/ MIC influencer who hasn’t grown up, you lose this aspect of your life. You aren’t genuine, authentic or strong, you’re a sell out.
I don’t see Lydia, Lucy, Lauren Pope having these issues, why? Because they’ve grown up and don’t court this ridiculousness. I personally love seeing ex reality tv people being normal and genuine. Millie and Hugo from MIC for example (I’m a sucker for first loves getting back together!)
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It’s not a bump it’s visceral fat. High up and in fact she doesn’t have any roundness lower down where her uterus would be. She’s just overweight! I’ve been there myself, and I know what it looks likeIs it just me or is her bump getting smaller?