To craig and lauren,
Just a few tips for your next set up
- wear clothes that fit
- dont edit laurens face to look unrecognisable (we all know what she looks like and you're just embarrassing yourselves)
- stick to a theme for your influencing e.g cartoon sex "symbol" or unedited and honest, you cant mix both
- tell lauren to own her body, wed like her a lot more, not that you care about that, but she'd also get a lot more work this way, brands might actually want to work with her, which means more money for the both of you. Brands dont want to work for a narcissistic vain photoshopped cgi cartoon
- make sure you get your preg dates right, you're embarrassing yourselves. I know lauren believes any news is good news but REALLY?? Do you want to be a uk laughing stock???
Lots of love,
Rose Turntupnose
Agent Advisor to UK Celebriiys