Mrs Brill
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Yes, how did the media miss how skinny Lauren was in 2018 - I mean, look at her, in all her cankle glory!
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Clickbait
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Brilliant @Whatstheteasis 
Possible adaption for #threadtitle the baby bump continues to shrink, will the sperm end up back in the sink?
Possible adaption for #threadtitle the baby bump continues to shrink, will the sperm end up back in the sink?Fifthavenue
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Another narrative. I'm sure it's all for the next set up pics. She will be holding home bargains and Wilko bags as she couldn't remember which shops. I'm sure I'll hear about it first as there's already been talk as been a week since the last set has been out.
StrawberrySeed
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Completely agree with you. This mummy and daddy shit is fucking twee and nauseating.Awful. And the constant ‘mummy and daddy’ comments they make to each other. I’m being horrible and cynical, but as I’ve said before many times I’m a romantic (repeating myself) but I don’t buy it. Imagine feeling the need to write stuff like that for the public to see, just say it to each other. We’ve seen them shag, wee, vomit etc on TV (more Geordie shore and LI than TOWIE, but it’s the same idea) so they have no boundaries. I’m no prude, trust me haha but these people live such odd lives.
As I said earlier, Mr SS and I have been married almost 22 years and we have never, ever put one single post on social media expressing our deep love for each other like she does
. Like you said, it’s not for the public or even friends to see. Similarly, we have had two children (both now teenagers) and we didn’t post any scan pics, gender reveals, bump pics AT ALL. It is interesting and joyful for US TWO to see this stuff but nobody else will want to see it. It is boring for everyone else. And do you know what? You never know who out of your friends or family maybe struggling with fertility and enduring the agony of months and months of negative pregnancy tests. It took me a while to conceive and every time I read or heard about someone I knew announcing a pregnancy made me so very upset and it often led me to irrational tears of ‘it’s not fair! Why them and not me?!’. I feel pathetic looking back on it as I was filled with envy but those feelings were very, very raw. I felt jealous, angry, and a failure as I could not get pregnant myself. Thankfully, over time it did happen but I will never forget those feelings I had. It has taught me NEVER EVER to ask a woman WHEN she will be having children or ask WHY she hasn’t had children yet. It is such a hurtful and intrusive question for a couple who is struggling. I now keep schtum and know that people will tell me if they want to. If they don’t, it is none of my business.
You can tell from Lozza’s bragging baby posts that she hasn't even THOUGHT about those in her circle or family who may be struggling. It has never even crossed her mind as she is too self centred and arrogant to even consider how the recipients of her baby news may be feeling. I bet you any money that many women will have seen her braggy posts about being pregnant after seemingly little effort and they will have gone to bed in tears wishing it was them who were having a baby. It hurts. It really fucking hurts but she is so tone deaf and inconsiderate that the thought of moderating and toning down her baby brag posts has never entered her empty, wide, plate faced, head.
Much love
to anyone reading this essay (!) who is struggling with fertility issues right now. I hope your time will eventually come like it did for me. In the meantime, stop following Lozza if her posts make you furious and upset. You don’t need a bragger like that in your life. Please know that, although Loz is blissfully unaware and thoughtless, there are many of us who are aware and understand your private battles. Those people in your life who don’t continually bombard you with intrusive questions about children will be the ones that know how unkind it is to keep putting such pressure on a childless woman or couple. I hope it happens for you soon Is the daft bint aiming that shite post at us???? Knob.
Blowup80
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Some poor waiter shitting himself thinking "those tattlers are getting closer to the truth! Everyone will soon know I shagged big Loz and I'm the baybeh daddy and that poor gay lad has been dragged in to it and they are on to him now! "Then we can have a title - 'Sheesh shock - new dad on the block'
Gembo
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I find it so weird to say that she’s proud of how much love he shows her publicly 
not proud of how he goes out to work each day, it speaks volumes to me of how important she thinks she is. I’ve been proud of my husband for lots of things but that would just never occur to me to be proud of.
not proud of how he goes out to work each day, it speaks volumes to me of how important she thinks she is. I’ve been proud of my husband for lots of things but that would just never occur to me to be proud of.
Fifthavenue
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Have heard a set up is coming out today. Not shopping though.
Pom Bear
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She would make a good owl...she already has the eyebrows and revolving head
xx.Lol...
Fifthavenue
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We haven't papped her in ages that's why all there is left right now is the set ups. The money we used to make off her is non existent and we would only make money of we caught her looking drastically different to what she portrays online. But that's nothing new, those days aregone. no one likes sitting outsiden hers so yes we can't be bothered, there's bigger fish to fry.
Fifthavenue
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It's the same video she posted last weekend with the question box. Not sure why she's posting it again. Needs some attentionGrim, this I did not need to see this morning. I don't know anything about pregnancy tummy's but I can tell you that as a person with food allergies the hardness of her stomach makes me feel sick. Copyrighting your baby bump to a talent agency for fuck sake. Also different clothes than the post lying on the couch ten minutes before. Lies lies lies. (The full video is on her stories) just realised she also as all the curtains shut to make the photo dark so don't get the full view
Publications don't care enough to use this or buy it. We all laugh. Never seen any other celeb do this. That's why her and Craig are a match made in heaven.
Fifthavenue
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Dropping online soon. Hope you're ready. She's with a 'friend'.
Whatstheteasis
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#threadtitle suggestion
Thinks she’s lamb but more like mutton
Is her baby Benjamin Button
Thinks she’s lamb but more like mutton
Is her baby Benjamin Button
Facehugger
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Ha, if these waiter rumours turn out to be true she'd be better off with an ethnicity reveal party methinks
Blowup80
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I am jealous of her giant shelf arse, her gay sink spunker, the fact she can't spell, her laziness, her terrible attitude, her lies, her desperation, her grubby food, no job, how everybody laughs at her and mocks her and her obsession with filters and photoshop. Always jealous of you Lauren, who wouldn't be
StrawberrySeed
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Haha! Can you imagine a ‘Who’s the Daddy?’ reveal party?! Now THAT would be worth seeing!Ha, if these waiter rumours turn out to be true she'd be better off with an ethnicity reveal party methinks
nomorefakers
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What really disturbs me is her arrogant look on her face.
Fifthavenue
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The edit on the double chin is hilarious as usual.