Oh yeah! "Cruise" vids are so fire.
![ROFL :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Hell, going to Targets with the Doormat or picking up groceries does better than this. Another boring as hell trip to the park tops this
tit.
He's barely gotten to 30K views in 5 damned days with this
tit. The Incest Cruise with MissPiggyPallo went down faster than she does on him.
And each one was ratio'd all to hell, downvotes in the thousands.
He likes cruises:
Because they're free for him and he's a lazy and mentally broken bum and slacker.
Because he can drink like a Russian
bleep without anyone saying anything and he doesn't have to hide it.
Because he doesn't have to do anything but walk around, spew word salads and eat.
Because he feels "safe" in the confines of that boat and feel it a great accomplishment "
I'm so proud of myself..."
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just to get off it.
Because he has NO household responsibilities.
Because he doesn't have to put any effort into it.
Because he doesn't even have to drive to the park in that 15 year old clunker.
Because he can avoid reality at Casa de Crackerbox in Cesspool.
Because he can get 10 days of scholcky vids out of a 3 day cruise.
I could go on but feel free to add your own....
![Face with tears of joy :joy: š](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
The "cruise vids" do better the first day (probably because the family primes the pump with bought views and fans) and then drops back to the SSDD routine we've seen forever. Wash/Rinse/Repeat.