OMFG! This actually might be the most cringe worthy and desperately laughable vid yet. Ewwwww!
"I'm Kyle the Grifter. Everyone thought I was gay so I had to find beard....err, girl friend. This one came along out of the blue. A gift from 'Fools R Us' and ready to be used. Her name is 'Casey' and boy was she desperate and a mark so easy I couldn't believe it. She had no boobs, and that was a big turnoff, and a personality that brightens up a room when she leaves it, but she worked at Disney and had cast member discounts and the potential to provide good health insurance for me for free. How could I turn that down? Duh.... I couldn't.
When this kind of a useful fool, desperate enough to do whatever I want and humiliate herself, comes along you don't pass up an opportunity like that, not when you have a nickname like 'Grifty the Dwarf' and a reputation as a sleazy panhandler to uphold.
Now my channel is dying and I'm desperate. If she can't help here, I might have to ditch her. Watch us act like a Disney power couple, even though I'm broke, my family's sick of me, and Disney won't have anything to do with me. Well, this
witch doesn't microwave potatoes and does as she's told and just look at her... LOOK. She'll make puppy dog faces for you and you should send us money to keep this going and her happy. Pony up. This thing will go into a depression if you don't._____Winning, duh! SCORE! "
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