i still think we should take one day, and nominate one person to watch and give a full recap.....and the rest of us shouldn't watch, just to see how it affects his numbers for the day.
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WHY IS HE SO EXCITED ABOUT HIS FLY CATCHER? DOES HIS BRAND NEW LUX-ER-Y APARTMENT HAVE FLIES AND BUGS? DID HIS OLD APARTMENT HAVE BUGS BECAUSE OF HOW GROSS HE IS? THIS IS VERY WEIRD.
Makes sense now! Roaches. Boy has roaches and Feet-for-Sale thinks that light will work to catch them.
Don't think it would make much difference since his "hatters" aren't just isolated to Tattle. He has jealous hatters everywhere you go but if everyone could somehow coordinate I think he'd be getting JoJo numbers.
Why is Kyle SO FUNNY in slow motion?? I die every time!!SAME DULL ROUTINE sooooooo I'm gonna watch the vlogs and challenge myself to spice things up: identify more sound bites that deserve the @BlurryCat slo-mo treatmentHeck everyone can play!
On the livestream (I think) he was complaining about the fruit fly infestation. And this was only a couple days after he moved in.
I'm thinking he might have had bugs in all his stuff from the frat pigsty.
What kind of vlogger is Kylie when he thinks the absolute tit pile he posted today is of any use to anyone?
A kitchen full of fruit flies? Some new Call of Duty crap going on? Buying overpriced plastic Halloween novelties when he doesn't own a chair or a table?
Christ, I'd rather watch him golf. For the Dwarf, golf is like sex, you don't have to be good at it to enjoy it.
A kitchen full of fruit flies? Some new Call of Duty crap going on? Buying overpriced plastic Halloween novelties when he doesn't own a chair or a table?
Christ, I'd rather watch him golf. For the Dwarf, golf is like sex, you don't have to be good at it to enjoy it.
I say we take one day and go silent on Tattle! Imagine the freak out Kyle would have if nobody noticed him, not even the hatters. He would feel so lost without the motivation to “own the hatters”. And he would really run out of content ideas since we are the only ones who supply constructive criticism and ideas.
He probably didn't get valet bug removal.
This was Kyle’s little attempt to own the hatters again! He’s such a dumb ass though that it didn’t work, and if anything, it made him look dirtier than he already is. He reads here daily and knows that we were laughing at him and his “luxurree” apartment having fruit flies in it already when he just moved in so he wanted to show us that his apartment is bug free!
Didn’t you also notice the strategic placement of the golf clubs in “his” garage when he pulled in? Remember how we were saying he doesn’t play golf anymore? He’s so bleeping predictable. 
No comment.I'm thinking he might have had bugs in all his stuff from the frat pigsty.
What's the deal with him having to film his garage all the time? Is he trying to 'flex' that he has a garage now?
Also every time he walks into the garage he squeals "hey babyyyyy" to his 14 year old Barbie hooptie.
Also every time he walks into the garage he squeals "hey babyyyyy" to his 14 year old Barbie hooptie.
This was Kyle’s little attempt to own the hatters again! He’s such a dumb ass though that it didn’t work, and if anything, it made him look dirtier than he already is. He reads here daily and knows that we were laughing at him and his “luxurree” apartment having fruit flies in it already when he just moved in so he wanted to show us that his apartment is bug free!
Kylie lives for the hatters.
Also caught this:
After he buys his Halloween trinkets, he says he has a purchasing problem because he's been buying stuff every day, then says "can you guys do the same?"
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"Purchasing problem?"
Another Kyle neologism.
Another Kyle neologism.
Get some ointment for that burn Squirt! 
So fire!
Right. It has to be a coordinated effort across platforms. We need a catchy hashtag that includes the date. And we need to promote it for like a month ahead of time and just keep reminding everybody. Like.. #KyleisDoneDontWatchOn10-1 okay wow that is way too long but you get the idea.
With how salty Lil' Kylie gets, I could see him refusing to put out a video that day to save himself from embarrassment.
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